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Posted on 2/17/26 at 2:18 pm to paperwasp
Wisconsin has everyone down here beat and it isn't even close.
Posted on 2/17/26 at 2:29 pm to wesfau
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Region 6 in an embarrassing landslide.
Those folks do NOT frick around
I think I told this story already, but we tailgated with some guys from Madison this year when Wisconsin played in Tuscaloosa (which had one of those embarrassing 11am kicks), and they were calling us pussies because the bars on the strip weren't already open at 6 o'clock.
Posted on 2/17/26 at 2:29 pm to paperwasp
Ain't nobody beating Wisconsin.
Ask anyone who has been to Ft. McCoy.
Ask anyone who has been to Ft. McCoy.
Posted on 2/17/26 at 2:42 pm to paperwasp
Poor #3 saddled with Utah.
Posted on 2/17/26 at 2:44 pm to paperwasp
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when Wisconsin played in Tuscaloosa (which had one of those embarrassing 11am kicks), and they were calling us pussies because the bars on the strip weren't already open at 6 o'clock.
Yea in Columbus we would do kegs and eggs at like 5:30 am on gamedays
To be fair, the B1G has way more noon kicks so you gotta drink early
Posted on 2/17/26 at 2:45 pm to EulerRules
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Poor #3 saddled with Utah
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Posted on 2/17/26 at 2:57 pm to paperwasp
Don't sleep on the north east (13). New Hampshire was rated as having the most alcoholics in the nation before.
Plus don't forget places like Boston and surrounding areas have a large Irish population. My GF is extremely Irish, she's 130 lbs and can drink 250 lb men under the table with ease.
Plus don't forget places like Boston and surrounding areas have a large Irish population. My GF is extremely Irish, she's 130 lbs and can drink 250 lb men under the table with ease.
Posted on 2/17/26 at 3:32 pm to Summer of Jimbo
Please. They wouldn’t even make the medal podium.
Posted on 2/17/26 at 3:35 pm to paperwasp
6 is taking this home and it won't be close.
Posted on 2/17/26 at 3:40 pm to TimTheTiger
quote:dunno, there has been a dramatic net increase in their teetotalers-for-religious-reasons population percentages in recent years
If we are going to be honest, I don't think there is any way that 6 would lose.
i do like that my adopted home state (#9) is going it alone
This post was edited on 2/17/26 at 3:41 pm
Posted on 2/17/26 at 3:53 pm to paperwasp
Kick Missou off Team 7! Freaking Yankees
Posted on 2/17/26 at 4:34 pm to paperwasp
The Great 8. And LSU is the mf anchor man. 
Posted on 2/17/26 at 4:42 pm to paperwasp
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Yeah, honestly Louisiana would still be a No. 1 seed as a separate state.
Wisconsin would be the overall #1 seed.
Wisconsin
Iowa
Louisiana
New Hampshire
Posted on 2/17/26 at 4:46 pm to paperwasp
If it's an event, LA beats WI.
Units Sold (Season)
LSU 317,436
Wisconsin 255,122
If it's every day average drinking throughout the year, WI takes the title. But for a tournament, LA trounces everyone.
Now, if you start combining states, that changes the math a little. Units sold per ticket scanned, region 8 punches way above weight class:
Ole Miss: ~0.74 units per person.
LSU: ~0.80 units per person.
Michigan: ~0.45 units per person.
Minnesota: ~0.55 units per person
Midwesterners drink more often, but Southerners drink more intensely when an occasion is provided
Units Sold (Season)
LSU 317,436
Wisconsin 255,122
If it's every day average drinking throughout the year, WI takes the title. But for a tournament, LA trounces everyone.
Now, if you start combining states, that changes the math a little. Units sold per ticket scanned, region 8 punches way above weight class:
Ole Miss: ~0.74 units per person.
LSU: ~0.80 units per person.
Michigan: ~0.45 units per person.
Minnesota: ~0.55 units per person
Midwesterners drink more often, but Southerners drink more intensely when an occasion is provided
Posted on 2/17/26 at 5:56 pm to somethingdifferent
It ain't LSU vs Wisky. It's the State of La vs the State of Wis.
Region 6 whoops Region 8's backside.. .
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Region 6 whoops Region 8's backside.. .
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Posted on 2/17/26 at 6:05 pm to paperwasp
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* Making Fun of Alcoholics
this shite will not be tolerated. Lewdawg, please ban papervvasp
PERMABAN !!
* Making Fun of Alcoholics
this shite will not be tolerated. Lewdawg, please ban papervvasp
PERMABAN !!
Posted on 2/17/26 at 6:12 pm to paperwasp
6 and 8 will be an SEC v. Big Ten natty in this sport.
Posted on 2/17/26 at 7:03 pm to Lonnie Utah
quote:I didn't say it was but LSU vs Wisky is certainly indicative of the point I made
It ain't LSU vs Wisky.
quote:It's like you didn't read my post at all. If it's an event, reg 8 wins. If it's everyday drinking, sure, reg 6 wins. But the point of the OP was a tournament, not everyday drinking
Region 6 whoops Region 8's backside
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