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Favorite Mike Leach quote
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:27 pm
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:27 pm
I would vacate my team’s win against MSU this year just to have this guy come back. He is the Yogi Berra of college football. I could listen to him for hours. Love that guy. So what’s your favorite quote. Mine:
“Somebody said that in passing, you know, 'I hate cats.' You know, somebody really hates cats, and I've never figured that one out. And credit to cats - the ability to generate that much animosity, you know.”
“Somebody said that in passing, you know, 'I hate cats.' You know, somebody really hates cats, and I've never figured that one out. And credit to cats - the ability to generate that much animosity, you know.”
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Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:28 pm to JudgeBoyett
Class post about a classy man
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:29 pm to JudgeBoyett
I don’t know the whole of it but when he was approached by the sideline reporter and he went off on a tangiest about getting married.
He is a man I really would like to just have a conversation covering whatever struck his fancy.
He is a man I really would like to just have a conversation covering whatever struck his fancy.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:29 pm to JudgeBoyett
His rant about getting married is an all-timer.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:33 pm to JudgeBoyett
What about the fat little girlfriends rant? Epic
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:36 pm to JudgeBoyett
quote:
Hey, you’re throwing that shite off your back foot, you’ve got to get your dick into it. Point your dick at him.”
quote:
Connor Halliday: I said to Leach, “What do I need to do to get the ball there on time?” He was like, “Well, just throw it to the guy who’s fricking open.” I was like, “Yeah, no, I get that dude, but what do you want me to do to get there quicker?” And he was like, “I don’t give a shite what you do. Just throw it to the guy who’s fricking open.”
I would watch all of the Mississippi State post-game pressers just to hear him talk. He was good for college football.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:38 pm to KC Tiger
Those are hilarious!
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:47 pm to JudgeBoyett
So many golden quotes. I loved him folding up the chairs. 
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:51 pm to CBandits82
To Alyssa Lang after asking Leach for his advice on her upcoming wedding. “Well, I don’t know,” Leach said. “We’ll keep a close eye on it, but whatever you and Trevor decide, I would kind of keep it on the down low, which you failed to do that.
“Trevor was probably planning to, but you didn’t, so go ahead and don’t say anything else about it, but as soon as the season’s over, or even an off week, go elope. Trust me on that. Go elope, ’cause basically every female in the family is gonna terrorize you guys until it’s over.”
Leach continued, “Once it’s over, I mean, they’ll be upset for a few days, but it’ll be over and then you can cruise along and have a happy marriage, have a happy life.”
Lang thanked Leach, but the coach continued, “Trevor, unless he’s crazy, is totally on my side. Trust me on this. If Trevor doesn’t have the sense to do that, tell him to call me. ... I’ve told all my kids, ‘I’ll give you $10,000 extra if you elope.’ So far they haven’t done it, but I would, too.”
“Trevor was probably planning to, but you didn’t, so go ahead and don’t say anything else about it, but as soon as the season’s over, or even an off week, go elope. Trust me on that. Go elope, ’cause basically every female in the family is gonna terrorize you guys until it’s over.”
Leach continued, “Once it’s over, I mean, they’ll be upset for a few days, but it’ll be over and then you can cruise along and have a happy marriage, have a happy life.”
Lang thanked Leach, but the coach continued, “Trevor, unless he’s crazy, is totally on my side. Trust me on this. If Trevor doesn’t have the sense to do that, tell him to call me. ... I’ve told all my kids, ‘I’ll give you $10,000 extra if you elope.’ So far they haven’t done it, but I would, too.”
This post was edited on 12/12/22 at 9:57 pm
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:55 pm to JudgeBoyett
quote:
"I’m genuinely fearful that on our team if me and the other coaches don’t get them right, that about a generation from now their kids and their grandkids won’t have hands. Because from a lack of use those hands just disappear. Maybe they’ll be like this (Leach mimics raptor hands), like those dinosaur hands like this, And you’ve got like a tyrannosaurus rex, which is clearly really good at eating things, with big ol’ jaws and all that stuff, certainly athletic and can run."
From this year. fricking classic lol
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:57 pm to JudgeBoyett
“It was like Woodstock… except everyone’s got their clothes on”
“I mean, I completely hate candy corn.”
“Golf is pretty much for people that don’t swear effectively enough or need practice at it. So, there are people that need golf, and I don’t think I do.”
“I mean, I completely hate candy corn.”
“Golf is pretty much for people that don’t swear effectively enough or need practice at it. So, there are people that need golf, and I don’t think I do.”
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:59 pm to JudgeBoyett
The best was the mascot battle!!
Does the trojan have a horse or is he on foot with just his sword!
The tree is gonna get chopped down
Another bear over there at Cal
Have to get a Harry potter activist to read up on how you kill a sun devil.....
Does the trojan have a horse or is he on foot with just his sword!
The tree is gonna get chopped down
Another bear over there at Cal
Have to get a Harry potter activist to read up on how you kill a sun devil.....
This post was edited on 12/12/22 at 10:01 pm
Posted on 12/12/22 at 10:01 pm to kj993
"It's interesting to me that all these Aggies—whether they're at A&M or here—are sitting around with halos over their heads and they have some divine expertise on fanmanship. I just don't believe that's the case. For the record, I think our fans are better than the Aggie fans."
On the Aggie Corps of Cadets:
"How come they get to pretend they are soldiers? The thing is, they aren't actually in the military. I ought to have Mike's Pirate School. The freshmen, all they get is the bandana. When you're a senior, you get the sword and skull and crossbones. For homework, we’ll work pirate maneuvers and stuff like that."
On the Aggie Corps of Cadets:
"How come they get to pretend they are soldiers? The thing is, they aren't actually in the military. I ought to have Mike's Pirate School. The freshmen, all they get is the bandana. When you're a senior, you get the sword and skull and crossbones. For homework, we’ll work pirate maneuvers and stuff like that."
This post was edited on 12/12/22 at 10:05 pm
Posted on 12/12/22 at 10:11 pm to JudgeBoyett
"You know, a pine cone war breaks out, you don't really have any choice but to engage in it. There's no neutral countries in pine cone wars."
"Sasquatch says if you don't believe in yourself, no one else will."
"Sasquatch says if you don't believe in yourself, no one else will."
Posted on 12/12/22 at 10:18 pm to BigBro
Posted on 12/12/22 at 10:21 pm to Levelparclub
"There should be more gorilla mascots"
Posted on 12/12/22 at 10:25 pm to JudgeBoyett
"The mighty Red Raiders, oh yea? Poo poo. Fricking Baylor. Frick you. And frick me, and frick everybody. That is fricking bull shite."
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Posted on 12/12/22 at 10:37 pm to JudgeBoyett
We went out there and lost our fricking arse, because we thought we were too good to play Texas frickin A&M.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 10:37 pm to KC Tiger
quote:
Hey, you’re throwing that shite off your back foot, you’ve got to get your dick into it. Point your dick at him.”
quote:Connor Halliday: I said to Leach, “What do I need to do to get the ball there on time?” He was like, “Well, just throw it to the guy who’s fricking open.” I was like, “Yeah, no, I get that dude, but what do you want me to do to get there quicker?” And he was like, “I don’t give a shite what you do. Just throw it to the guy who’s fricking open.”
I read Leachs answers in Al Swearengens voice in Deadwood for some reason. It really fits
Posted on 12/12/22 at 10:53 pm to deltaland
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