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re: Explain the Mindset of Bama Fan

Posted on 9/3/25 at 9:41 pm to
Posted by AUBTIG47
Ur mom's room
Member since Mar 2021
434 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 9:41 pm to
The mindset is wE poSt tEw giT a nEW nayshinnuHL chIMpeeYuHnsHiP tSHirT tO vaLidAtE oUr liFE
Posted by KennesawTiger
Your's mom's house
Member since Dec 2006
8007 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 10:43 pm to
quote:

. We know we’re the best fanbase ever.


Best at being the worst right alongside Philadelphia Eagles fans.

quote:

We demand accountability


Aren't you special.

quote:

We love our team


Aren't you special.

quote:

. Unlike other fanbases, we never give up on our team


LOL this board the last 3 days has proven that to be complete bullshite.

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And finally, WE will win the Natty this year!!



Damn you really are special. Next you're going to go on about how you don't give a piss about anything but the tide.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
19308 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 10:48 pm to
This thread feels like

Posted by Tigerdew
The Garden District of Da' Parish
Member since Dec 2003
14702 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 10:48 pm to
quote:

We don’t give a shite what you think


Clearly.
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53824 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 10:51 pm to
“Like and share!”
Posted by MondayMorningMarch
Pumping Sunshine. She's cute!
Member since Dec 2006
18666 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 11:23 pm to
Posted by UsingUpAllTheLetters
Panama City, FL
Member since Aug 2011
9250 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 11:34 pm to
1. Assume not a Bama fan posting
2. Look at avi pic
3. Know not a Bama fan posting
4. Remember that people like this exist.
5. Pretty sure this is a Bama fan posting.
6. Even if it is a Bama fan posting, still pretty stupid.
7. Understand that a stupid post by a Bama fan is still pretty damn funny. Because stereotypes are funny.
8. Be reminded of this Simpsons clip because of point 7: Clip I was reminded of
9. Can't remember how I got to Simpsons clip.
10. Watch more Simpsons clips.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
26517 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 12:30 am to
1 So you are insane and unreasonable.
2. Every college team does..moron
3.Nope. Not even close.
4. Not many do....but most don't go insane when they do.
5.Pretty sure every fanbase wants accountability...
6. So does everyone here, moron.
7. No we are not. Savan is gone..nothing to be jealous about.
8.Then why are you needing attention so badly?
9.Lol..holy shite..
10. You are dumb.
Posted by RollingwiththeTide
Member since Oct 2020
5704 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 12:40 am to
I’m pretty sure Dubose won the SEC title one year. Alabama played Michigan in the Orange Bowl I think it was against a guy named Tom Brady and lost. If not for a bad loss against La Tech early in that season he may have played for a natty. All that is coming off the top of my head so someone can fact check me but I’m pretty sure that’s how it was. Tim Rattay was QB for La Tech in that game and they beat Alabama at Legion Field I’m pretty sure.
Posted by RollingwiththeTide
Member since Oct 2020
5704 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 12:57 am to
Also I know why A&M and UK fans hate Alabama so much. UK ended up hiring Bill Curry at one point which I don’t think went well.

A&M and Alabama has traded coaches a couple of times. Bryant and Stallings both had major success at Alabama and won titles. They hired Dennis Franchione away from Bama and he absolutely face planted out there. I’m sure there is a burning hate from A&M fans for that lol.
Posted by PastorJ
Member since Sep 2024
487 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 2:14 am to
Bama has a solid history in football for 100 years now. Yall will be ok, but this season is going to be very bad for yall. 7 wins is a distinct possibility...so is 7 losses. The sooner yall show DeBoer the door the better for the program.
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
49181 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 4:49 am to
This is adorable
Posted by DaleGribblesMower
Member since Dec 2013
6553 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 5:14 am to
We beat our sister wives
We kick shite around in our trailers
We enjoy getting pegged
We can’t cheat anymore
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
26517 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 5:30 am to
Do you have anymore meth I can borrow?
Posted by Gulf Coast Tiger
Ms Gulf Coast
Member since Jan 2004
20370 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 6:25 am to
You missed a few


We didn’t go to college, any college
We buy our shirts at Walmart
We love our sisters and cousins
We commit acts of domestic violence after a loss
Double wides are awesome

Posted by BamaMamaof2
Atlanta, GA
Member since Nov 2019
2645 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 6:53 am to
Please don't speak for all of us!

Yes we are a loyal fanbase and hate to lose, but no one is jealous of us now and we are not winning a Natty this year.

I know you saw how awful this team played on Saturday, this is not going to fixed right away, we will have another 4 loss season, maybe more.
Posted by SemperFiDawg
Member since Sep 2014
3922 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 6:56 am to
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Explain the Mindset of Bama Fan


Right now I would hazard to say it's somewhere between trying to eat a bushog running at full throttle and climbing a cell phone tower and overdosing on Xanax. Understandable given the circumstances.
Posted by Fearless and True
N Carolina
Member since Aug 2022
1571 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 7:29 am to
What happened to OP? Pacemaker wear out?
Posted by generalgator87
Member since Nov 2022
616 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 7:35 am to
Don't Bama fans kill each other after losses? That might be an important one to add to the list.

Also, I know everyone says UF football didn't start until 1990, but we aren't far off from the arbitrary statistical cut offs you posted. And that is with our current coach who is the worst of the bunch.

Posted by OccamsStubble
Member since Aug 2019
8676 posts
Posted on 9/4/25 at 7:38 am to
“I never went to school there”

“They my team because they winners, and I’m a loser, and I believe them being my team makes me a winner”

“Schitt I just realized it’s the same with the Klan”
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