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Elko is now at Bert levels
Posted on 12/20/25 at 10:11 am
Posted on 12/20/25 at 10:11 am
Dude is enjoying too much bbq
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This post was edited on 12/20/25 at 10:15 am
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Posted on 12/20/25 at 10:12 am to Adam Banks
What size is that hoodie?
Posted on 12/20/25 at 10:12 am to Adam Banks
He’s definitely packed on an easy 50-75lbs.
Posted on 12/20/25 at 10:13 am to Adam Banks
Bert was massive
Posted on 12/20/25 at 10:13 am to Adam Banks
Ate the 12th man..
Posted on 12/20/25 at 10:14 am to Adam Banks
But Elko and team is in the playoffs. Unlike many other teams.
Posted on 12/20/25 at 10:14 am to Adam Banks
That camera angle is not doing him any favors
Posted on 12/20/25 at 10:14 am to Adam Banks
That dude is really, really fat.
Posted on 12/20/25 at 10:14 am to Adam Banks
Dude is not gonna live out his contract at this rate, Jesus
This post was edited on 12/20/25 at 10:23 am
Posted on 12/20/25 at 10:14 am to Adam Banks
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Dude is enjoying too much bbq
He's just storing fat for the harsh Texas winter. Elko will have the last laugh when he slips into a post bowl game hibernation and wakes up nice and lean.
Posted on 12/20/25 at 10:15 am to JoseyWalesTheOutlaw
LSU fans seething as they watch all their rivals in the playoffs.
Its hilarious.
Its hilarious.
Posted on 12/20/25 at 10:16 am to texag7
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Bert was massive
I didn’t make this post lightly. It’s a heavy accusation
Posted on 12/20/25 at 10:19 am to NickPapageorgio
They didn't want to play anyway. They got Lane.
Posted on 12/20/25 at 10:20 am to graychef
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What size is that hoodie?
Posted on 12/20/25 at 10:22 am to Adam Banks
Yeah, he has a real proud belly.
Posted on 12/20/25 at 10:24 am to Adam Banks
With GLP 1 drugs easily available what’s the excuse to be this fat?
Posted on 12/20/25 at 10:26 am to texag7
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Bert was massive
So is Elko. He's a heart attack waiting to happen. I'm not even trolling. These guys have access to world class nutrition and training facilities. He has no excuse.
Posted on 12/20/25 at 10:31 am to Adam Banks
Still has ways to go to match the goat
Posted on 12/20/25 at 10:35 am to Adam Banks
Maybe A&M fans can steal a tshirt idea from Kansas
Posted on 12/20/25 at 10:38 am to Adam Banks
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