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Posted on 11/27/19 at 11:01 am to
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 11/27/19 at 11:01 am to
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I had a drunk 65ish year old OM fan confront me for some reason wanting to fight as I was leaving Vaught. I was maybe 24 at the time. Someone he was with had to pull him away at which point he fell over and couldn't get up. I wanted to help him but his crew said they would take care of it. I was really sad afterwards because we lost, they won yet old man was still angry. Take it easy on the sauce old dudes and don't drink and drive. And don't be angry, life is to short for that shite. It is Thanksgiving, and one last thing go to hell OM. Cheers to all.



You tell this same story every year. If it wasn’t bullshite, I’d say it was the high point of your life.
Posted by Pickle_Weasel
Member since Mar 2016
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Posted on 11/27/19 at 11:05 am to
An interesting note - Dak never won an Egg Bowl as a starting QB. His last one, he pooped his pants and had to run into the locker room to change his pants (true story).
This post was edited on 11/27/19 at 11:06 am
Posted by Drebin
Member since Aug 2017
4446 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 11:05 am to
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DownSouthJukin



Hey, screw off, you bowtie and Cole-Haan wearing, Zima drinking, bangs-flipping, metrosexual ****.

(Am I doing it right)?

Posted by Drebin
Member since Aug 2017
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Posted on 11/27/19 at 11:09 am to
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An interesting note - Dak never won an Egg Bowl as a starting QB. His last one, he pooped his pants and had to run into the locker room to change his pants (true story).



This is something that Barstool Sports speculated on, and Ole Miss boards took and ran with. Dak himself denied it several times.

True story? Only Dak knows. More than likely it's just Ole Miss fans being Ole Miss fans.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 11/27/19 at 11:13 am to
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Hey, screw off, you bowtie and Cole-Haan wearing, Zima drinking, bangs-flipping, metrosexual ****.

(Am I doing it right)?


Yes.

But that was a swing and a miss.

Wearing Tony Lamas, blue jeans and drinking coffee today. On the road home. I’ll be drinking Shiners and Tito’s tonight.

All you State cow frickers have a terrible day and may your cousins turn you down for the sexy and all your peanut oil be rancid.
This post was edited on 11/27/19 at 11:15 am
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17722 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 11:20 am to
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Wearing Tony Lama Roach Killers, Savane Comfort Fit with the adjustable waist and drinking coffee today.



FIFY.

Happy Thanksgiving, Filthy Rebel
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 11/27/19 at 11:22 am to


Same to you, VC.
Posted by Drebin
Member since Aug 2017
4446 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 11:29 am to
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Wearing Tony Lama Roach Killers, Savane Comfort Fit with the adjustable waist and drinking coffee today.


And Drakkar. Don't forget the Drakkar.

Posted by Hailstate15
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Posted on 11/27/19 at 11:30 am to
I hope Ole Miss wins by 100 DSJ. Just so you get stuck with Phat Luke
Posted by Drebin
Member since Aug 2017
4446 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 11:33 am to
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I hope Ole Miss wins by 100 DSJ. Just so you get stuck with Phat Luke



They're already stuck with Luke. Their national search AD candidate Keith Carter has already confirmed this.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 11/27/19 at 12:07 pm to
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And Drakkar. Don't forget the Drakkar.


From a truck stop vending machine.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Member since Jan 2014
27217 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 12:08 pm to
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They're already stuck with Luke. Their national search AD candidate Keith Carter has already confirmed this.


This is all true.
Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
18015 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 12:09 pm to
IIR, Lott was banned from attending Ole Miss games for life. But he's been seen as a regular so its not being enforced.

His brother was Senate Majority Leader at the time. It was big news.

Posted by Drebin
Member since Aug 2017
4446 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 12:23 pm to
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IIR, Lott was banned from attending Ole Miss games for life. But he's been seen as a regular so its not being enforced.

His brother was Senate Majority Leader at the time. It was big news


Hell, Ross Bjork posed with the guy on the field before a game just a couple of years ago. They aren't even trying to keep the guy away from the program.
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
23033 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 12:23 pm to
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I am telling you if this rivalry had the exposure that others get it would be the best in college football

This. If great drama. I enjoy watching it every year because I understand what’s really on the line.
Posted by Godawgs4
Member since Aug 2016
4247 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 12:27 pm to

This is the link to to 1983 Immaculate Deflection. Still don’t believe it.
We were at the opposite end the stadium and started going crazy because we could see the kick splitting the uprights when he kicked it and then the wind just stopped it in midair.
Talk about being crushed. You go from winning to losing in about a second.

LINK
Posted by Hailstate15
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Member since Nov 2018
21466 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 12:28 pm to
there is a lot more on the line than some shite bowl game.
Posted by boot
Member since Oct 2014
2872 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 12:35 pm to
Ole piss doesn’t know their place in the world, and that’s where the problem lies.
Posted by yatesdog38
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Member since Sep 2013
12737 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 1:07 pm to
I do tell the same story every year. It is still relevant every year. You guys have the worst fans when hosting the egg bowl. Ours are pretty bad to but seems as we keep the shitbirds under control a little better. I will do my part this year to tell the drunks to fackoff and handle their liquor better.

I stopped going to it in Oxford because of multiple bad experiences. Your fans that are sober enough to stop the bullshite just poor fuel on the fire and egg it on. I could be wildly wrong judging an entire fanbase I'm just speaking from my personal experiences. I have multiple sampling and have others stories as well.
This post was edited on 11/27/19 at 1:08 pm
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
32220 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 1:10 pm to
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1981-Phantom Interference
Fourcade was QB? Pretty sure I was at that game in Jackson.
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