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re: Ed Os new job

Posted on 1/31/20 at 4:30 am to
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
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Posted on 1/31/20 at 4:30 am to
Trending down
Posted by Mike da Tigah
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Posted on 1/31/20 at 4:31 am to
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Saban would have found a position of top-level leadership in any industry.


Except anything to do with actual human relations. Saban is a lot of things, but a warm personality and endearing or relatable isn’t really any of those things. I could see Saban being a plant operations manager, engineer, or anything that focused heavily on processes, and rules, but didn’t require him to rely upon his people skills.


I think that Coach Orgeron would have made a good preacher, life coach, inspirational speaker, or gym owner/personal trainer.


This post was edited on 1/31/20 at 4:36 am
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 1/31/20 at 4:59 am to
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Saban would have found a position of top-level leadership in any industry.
Except for the NFL. He might make some incredibly dumbass decision like picking Dante Culpepper over Drew Brees.

Saban has little man syndrome. He often feels inferior due to his size and lashes out. While this may be ok in some industries, it for sure wouldn’t fly in others. His lack of people skills would keep him low.

No one wants the short, angry man at the table.

Also jobs O could do: Dynasty Undertaker, Headhunter of Greatest QB ever, Construction Superintendent of greatest team all time, Executioner of glass QBs, Purchasing Agent of that A1abana arse, Demoltion expert of Au3urn university, Consultant on how to go 15-0 very every SEC school, Real Estate investor he already owns the entire states of Texas and A1abana, and the most important job of all - Daddy.... to lil nic

There’s tons of options.
This post was edited on 1/31/20 at 8:14 am
Posted by Wtxtiger
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Posted on 1/31/20 at 5:05 am to
Garbage man huh?
Well that’s what he sort of did at Brayant Denny. He sent the Trash limping off the field and exiled them to their locker room while the Tigers “break it down on three” in the middle of the field and exclaimed “ This is our damn house now”.
This post was edited on 1/31/20 at 5:07 am
Posted by Grim
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Posted on 1/31/20 at 5:08 am to
The fact that you look down on garbage men tells me all I need to know about your character
Posted by tygerphan
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Posted on 1/31/20 at 5:22 am to
National championship game guest commentator
Posted by Wolfhound45
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Posted on 1/31/20 at 5:31 am to
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a General in the Army
Posted by That LSU Guy
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Posted on 1/31/20 at 5:35 am to
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uofarolltide
I'm 100% certain he's more successful than you.
This post was edited on 1/31/20 at 5:37 am
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
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Posted on 1/31/20 at 6:10 am to
Sales, most anything.
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 1/31/20 at 6:29 am to
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Saban would have been successful in any endeavor


Couldn’t hack it in the NFL.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
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Posted on 1/31/20 at 6:31 am to
Melt
Posted by ibldprplgld
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 1/31/20 at 6:40 am to
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Name a non-football job Ed O is qualified for and would excel at.


Real estate investor. His first property appears to be in your head.
Posted by Elleshoe
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Posted on 1/31/20 at 7:35 am to
Big talk from a school that hired a guy who was coaching HS basketball 5 years ago
Posted by 19
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Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 1/31/20 at 7:42 am to
Could ask the same of Saban, Belichick,
Gus, Kirby, Jimbo...

Gotta be a fAggie in a gump dress
Posted by Tigerpro2a
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Member since Sep 2018
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Posted on 1/31/20 at 8:09 am to
I could see Ed O running a barbershop...hehe...one of the good barbershops....Saying things in that grumbly voice like......"Yea.....Fuk Dem!" and everybody laughing and enjoying Black and Milds together
Posted by ColoradoAg
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Posted on 1/31/20 at 8:11 am to
Linguistics
Posted by deltaland
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Posted on 1/31/20 at 8:12 am to
Fisherman
Shrimper
Crawfish/oyster farmer
Posted by azcatiger
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Posted on 1/31/20 at 8:55 am to
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TrendingRight


Your name and your program don't match.

This Melt is incredibly long. Best of luck to you.
Posted by TailbackU
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Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 1/31/20 at 8:57 am to
Professional wrestler
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
35086 posts
Posted on 1/31/20 at 9:09 am to
quote:

Jackhammer operator
Garbage man
Brick Layer
Janitor

He really lucked out though being a millionaire football coach


You just made Don Lemon pee himself again.
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