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Does LSU belong in the SEC?
Posted on 1/12/19 at 3:28 pm
Posted on 1/12/19 at 3:28 pm
Does any team whose main rival is Tulane really belong in the SEC? I don't think so.
No one can understand them when they speak, so there is a cultural barrier. Decades and decades of normal Americans forcing them to speak and learn English didn't do much for them, they still can barely be understood.
They have only had one coach who was ever qualified to be a football coach and they turned on him like crazed dogs because he chose to go to the NFL. They don't reason things out like normal people.
They have strong tendencies to flop out on the field and fake injuries, or quit, just like the French do. That is very annoying.
They have a sickeningly sour aroma of rotten shrimp and corn-dogs that permeates the pores of their body to such and extent as to make standing within 5 foot of one of them almost unbearable.
They aren't good winners or losers. They try to use swamp logic in their conversations with other people from around the SEC and no one knows what the frick they are talking about.
All in all, they are a violent people usually jacked up on Brandy mixed with milk and syrup. That is about as gumbo backwards as it gets.
They just don't fit into the traditional South like a team like A&M does. Let's have a vote and vote 'em out.
No one can understand them when they speak, so there is a cultural barrier. Decades and decades of normal Americans forcing them to speak and learn English didn't do much for them, they still can barely be understood.
They have only had one coach who was ever qualified to be a football coach and they turned on him like crazed dogs because he chose to go to the NFL. They don't reason things out like normal people.
They have strong tendencies to flop out on the field and fake injuries, or quit, just like the French do. That is very annoying.
They have a sickeningly sour aroma of rotten shrimp and corn-dogs that permeates the pores of their body to such and extent as to make standing within 5 foot of one of them almost unbearable.
They aren't good winners or losers. They try to use swamp logic in their conversations with other people from around the SEC and no one knows what the frick they are talking about.
All in all, they are a violent people usually jacked up on Brandy mixed with milk and syrup. That is about as gumbo backwards as it gets.
They just don't fit into the traditional South like a team like A&M does. Let's have a vote and vote 'em out.
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Posted on 1/12/19 at 3:29 pm to A Lite
aww quote:
They have a sickeningly sour aroma of rotten shrimp and corn-dogs that permeates the pores of their body to such and extent as to make standing within 5 foot of one of them almost unbearable.
Pretty clear one of us fricked your girl.
ETA: that would imply you had a girl to frick.
Change that to mom.
This post was edited on 1/12/19 at 3:33 pm
Posted on 1/12/19 at 3:30 pm to A Lite
TL;dr
Posted on 1/12/19 at 3:31 pm to Nix to Twillie
LOL.
Posted on 1/12/19 at 3:31 pm to A Lite
Posted on 1/12/19 at 3:32 pm to A Lite
quote:
They aren't good winners or losers. They try to use swamp logic in their conversations with other people from around the SEC and no one knows what the frick they are talking about.
All in all, they are a violent people usually jacked up on Brandy mixed with milk and syrup. That is about as gumbo backwards as it gets.
a bama fan accusing another fanbase of being sore losers/violent? how many murders over the past few years were the direct result of a bama loss?
Posted on 1/12/19 at 3:32 pm to A Lite
Is this anger? Or bargaining? Where are we on the stages of grief?
Posted on 1/12/19 at 3:32 pm to A Lite
So you lose your dignity to Clemson and you retaliate by picking on LSU? We are charter members and you can take your stupid anger and shove it up where the sun don’t shine.
This post was edited on 1/12/19 at 3:35 pm
Posted on 1/12/19 at 3:33 pm to A Lite
No. The SEC is not for cry baby conspiracy theorist pussies.
Posted on 1/12/19 at 3:33 pm to A Lite
44-16
Posted on 1/12/19 at 3:34 pm to A Lite
The melts are getting better.
Posted on 1/12/19 at 3:36 pm to TigerCat33
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The melts are getting better.
They tend to do that when they have a chance to marinate for a while.
Posted on 1/12/19 at 3:36 pm to A Lite
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They don't reason things out like normal people.
From a Bama fan?
Posted on 1/12/19 at 3:39 pm to A Lite
Can we motion to have the team that has the worst loss in the conference in a BCS/CFP championship game kicked out?
I’m embarrassed that they are associated with our conference.
I’m embarrassed that they are associated with our conference.
This post was edited on 1/12/19 at 3:41 pm
Posted on 1/12/19 at 3:41 pm to A Lite
Melt: Day 6
Posted on 1/12/19 at 3:54 pm to A Lite
44-16
Typical deflection
Typical LSU obsession
Typical scared of us
Typical day dreaming of little brother Aggie riding their little dicks all day every day
Bama fans are a predictable, pathetic set of souls. Bless their little hearts.
Typical deflection
Typical LSU obsession
Typical scared of us
Typical day dreaming of little brother Aggie riding their little dicks all day every day
Bama fans are a predictable, pathetic set of souls. Bless their little hearts.
Posted on 1/12/19 at 3:57 pm to A Lite
The LSU community appreciates your patronage of Tigerdroppings.
Posted on 1/12/19 at 4:00 pm to A Lite
Big Six.
Enough said.
Enough said.
Posted on 1/12/19 at 4:03 pm to A Lite
Getting scary players tossed didn't help (LSU and Clemson), so let's try to get rid of the entire teams that make us piss our pants.
Posted on 1/12/19 at 4:06 pm to A Lite
Well we’ve won 3 football titles, made 4 final 4s, and have 6 baseball titles and in my opinion, outside of Florida, I think LSU might be the most well rounded with regards to success in the big 3 sports. If your gonna say LSU doesn’t belong in the SEC, then I really don’t know who else would qualify.
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