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Does LSU belong in the SEC?
Does any team whose main rival is Tulane really belong in the SEC? I don't think so.

No one can understand them when they speak, so there is a cultural barrier. Decades and decades of normal Americans forcing them to speak and learn English didn't do much for them, they still can barely be understood.

They have only had one coach who was ever qualified to be a football coach and they turned on him like crazed dogs because he chose to go to the NFL. They don't reason things out like normal people.

They have strong tendencies to flop out on the field and fake injuries, or quit, just like the French do. That is very annoying.

They have a sickeningly sour aroma of rotten shrimp and corn-dogs that permeates the pores of their body to such and extent as to make standing within 5 foot of one of them almost unbearable.

They aren't good winners or losers. They try to use swamp logic in their conversations with other people from around the SEC and no one knows what the frick they are talking about.

All in all, they are a violent people usually jacked up on Brandy mixed with milk and syrup. That is about as gumbo backwards as it gets.

They just don't fit into the traditional South like a team like A&M does. Let's have a vote and vote 'em out.



Nix to Twillie
LSU Fan
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2015
7020 posts

re: Does LSU belong in the SEC?
aww

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They have a sickeningly sour aroma of rotten shrimp and corn-dogs that permeates the pores of their body to such and extent as to make standing within 5 foot of one of them almost unbearable.


Pretty clear one of us fricked your girl.

ETA: that would imply you had a girl to frick.

Change that to mom.

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CatsGoneWild
LSU Fan
Norwalk Ohio
Member since Jan 2008
7525 posts

re: Does LSU belong in the SEC?
TL;dr


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GeorgeWest
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Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2013
6399 posts

re: Does LSU belong in the SEC?
LOL.


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WhereOrWere
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re: Does LSU belong in the SEC?


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jiffyjohnson
LSU Fan
Colorado
Member since Nov 2011
3069 posts

re: Does LSU belong in the SEC?
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They aren't good winners or losers. They try to use swamp logic in their conversations with other people from around the SEC and no one knows what the frick they are talking about.

All in all, they are a violent people usually jacked up on Brandy mixed with milk and syrup. That is about as gumbo backwards as it gets.



a bama fan accusing another fanbase of being sore losers/violent? how many murders over the past few years were the direct result of a bama loss?


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ibldprplgld
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Nola
Member since Feb 2008
13090 posts

re: Does LSU belong in the SEC?


Is this anger? Or bargaining? Where are we on the stages of grief?


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Cajunbrew
LSU Fan
Houma, LA
Member since Jul 2005
442 posts

re: Does LSU belong in the SEC?
So you lose your dignity to Clemson and you retaliate by picking on LSU? We are charter members and you can take your stupid anger and shove it up where the sun don’t shine.
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cajunbama
Florida Fan
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
17556 posts
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re: Does LSU belong in the SEC?
No. The SEC is not for cry baby conspiracy theorist pussies.


CatsGoneWild
LSU Fan
Norwalk Ohio
Member since Jan 2008
7525 posts

re: Does LSU belong in the SEC?
44-16


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TigerCat33
Clemson Fan
Member since Apr 2015
478 posts

re: Does LSU belong in the SEC?
The melts are getting better.


ibldprplgld
USA Fan
Nola
Member since Feb 2008
13090 posts

re: Does LSU belong in the SEC?
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The melts are getting better.


They tend to do that when they have a chance to marinate for a while.


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JonTheTigerFan
LSU Fan
Central, LA
Member since Nov 2003
5716 posts

re: Does LSU belong in the SEC?
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They don't reason things out like normal people.


From a Bama fan?


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WhereOrWere
USA Fan
Member since May 2013
2708 posts

re: Does LSU belong in the SEC?
Can we motion to have the team that has the worst loss in the conference in a BCS/CFP championship game kicked out?

I’m embarrassed that they are associated with our conference.
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hg
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re: Does LSU belong in the SEC?
Melt: Day 6


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A Menace to Sobriety
Houston Astros Fan
Member since Jun 2018
5437 posts

re: Does LSU belong in the SEC?
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Typical deflection

Typical LSU obsession

Typical scared of us

Typical day dreaming of little brother Aggie riding their little dicks all day every day


Bama fans are a predictable, pathetic set of souls. Bless their little hearts.


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TigerJeff
LSU Fan
the Emerald Coast
Member since Oct 2006
15919 posts

re: Does LSU belong in the SEC?
The LSU community appreciates your patronage of Tigerdroppings.


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Wolfhound45
LSU Fan
Tampa
Member since Nov 2009
63960 posts

re: Does LSU belong in the SEC?
Big Six.

Enough said.


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LSU Fan
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
16524 posts

re: Does LSU belong in the SEC?
Getting scary players tossed didn't help (LSU and Clemson), so let's try to get rid of the entire teams that make us piss our pants.
Image: http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/impressive.gif



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lsudave1
Xavier Fan
Baton Metairie
Member since Jan 2005
1707 posts

re: Does LSU belong in the SEC?
Well we’ve won 3 football titles, made 4 final 4s, and have 6 baseball titles and in my opinion, outside of Florida, I think LSU might be the most well rounded with regards to success in the big 3 sports. If your gonna say LSU doesn’t belong in the SEC, then I really don’t know who else would qualify.


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