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re: Got the big one

Posted by jiffyjohnson on 6/11/25 at 6:05 pm
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Stick to facebook comment sections dude.


Needs to get his arse over to Sonic for slappy hour

Post pics of the other snakes if you got em OP. Love a solid snake thread
Its awesome. Growing up we had these big arse carpenter bees that would burrow into our wooden beams on the back porch and we'd use tennis rackets on em :lol:
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If so , he's too tall to be a great CB, just like Big Will's arms too short make him a 7th rounder


Burrows got tiny hands!
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"Nussmeier is perhaps the best returning quarterback in college football after clearing 4,000 yards as a first-year starter. He will have plenty to work with after LSU brought in an impressive portal class. Landing Van Buren from Mississippi State is a coup. He was essentially the only bright spot on a miserable Bulldogs squad and has all the tools to be LSU's quarterback of the future after throwing for more than 1,800 yards in Starkville. Behind Van Buren, the backup situation gets a little interesting. The Tigers moved running back Ju'Juan Johnson to quarterback. Freshman Colin Hurley suffered a serious car accident in January, and there have been few updates on his status. Still, the duo at the top should cover most situations."

LINK
^pretty much explains us. I didn't catch much of any MSSt games last season but I'm sure a few of yall did and could red pill me on Van Buren a little more but the shite sounds good.

I'd like to see Hurley do well on a few drives if only just to know he's bounced back after the nasty wreck he had.
If a player gains popularity and the fanbase loves him enough to where a John Deere dealership wants to pay the kid for commercials or whatever I'm frickin fine with it.

But millions of dollars for a roster every year? Kids and their families with representation always looking for their next cut? Wild west waiverless portal hopping?

I'm the frickin old man now I guess but this shite ain't great anymore.

re: PoliBoard refugee checking in

Posted by jiffyjohnson on 6/9/25 at 9:09 pm
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To hear the PB tell it, this place is a cesspool of soy. I don’t have much data to work from, so I took their word for it. At this point, though, I just can’t spend my bandwidth there. It has become the right wing analog of Democratic Underground. That’s an exaggeration, but not by much. Not everybody there is a caricature, but too many are.


I like the Oxford comma as much as the next guy but holy shite dude

re: The MikeLBR catch had it all

Posted by jiffyjohnson on 6/9/25 at 11:43 am
Man thats some baw shite

Not sure if I'd ever wanna be TD famous but if I was I'd want it to be like that :lol:
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If he makes decent money, he can't find even a cheap place thats not in a great area?


hes thinking that "more money in my pockets than ever before" thing would go away if he got a place to live :lol:
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This thread/OP really just going to bring all this drama and entertainment to our life and not follow through…?



imagine what she did to him to make him stray like this.

who likes a frickin tease?
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You get the sandwich or you make a sandwich?


Both.

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The sandwich they have on the menu is terrible I have no idea why anyone would order that thing.


I dont think the Kaiser roll is better than the toast by any means but the sandwich isn't terrible to me baw. I feel weird ordering the same thing every time I go to a place.
I think I'm the only person that gets the sandwich but I love that thing.

Ordering an extra toast or two, cutting into it like a hot dog bun, and stuffin a finger with some sauce and a fry or three is :bow:

It's the bread/sauce combo for me.
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You have to let us know his username. He will never live it down and it will absolutely ruin his beloved forum.



this threads got real potential if its not a troll toll

absolutely let us know his handle when the times right and hes been served with da paperz
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the infamous traffic circle.


used to live on stories from how when my dad was a kid he'd shoot squirrels and camp out in there til dark.

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Why does being a big ole slut bag cost you your nursing license?


flip the genders and maybe you could wrap your head around it better
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Well, I did at the Birmingham one and it was a bunch of honkies like me.



i think he meant fat but i dunno :lol:
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Id pay $10.00-$15.00 to play some of those campaigns over again.


Shocked this hasn't happened with the way our treasured nostalgia is monetized nowadays