re: Congratulations LSU fans. You have replaced Auburn's as the biggest victims in the SEC

Two I rescued and a 17 year old miniture poodle. I also served a tour in Vietnam which I volunteered for while likely your grandpa was hiding out with Bill Clinton. Thanks for your support of homeless animals.

I ain't now or ever argued the call. DNGAS. You win some, lose some and some get called out because of rain. You learn to deal with it.

Spells of boredom interspersed with gardening skill learning and visiting daughters from Camarillo, Ca to Charleston, SC where I am headed today. Not bad for a poor boy without a pot to pizz in or a window to throw it out of growing up.

Coach I served with an insane SOB from N Alabama you would have loved. This brick bat wanted to get shot to see what it felt like. He did have an out though: Not in the nuts, head, heart or belly. And as you can imagine the guy never got a scratch. On the other hand my nephew was terrified when he got talked into joining the Marine Corps. (He actually scored TOO LOW for the Army to take him). And he caught one his first week. But he caught on with the CIA flying out of Biloxi and got 100% from the VA and double dips retired plus married a little fat arse gal in Biloxi whose mom and dad left her a ton. So maybe there is hope for these LSU bitchers and whiners.

Oh and C. Moore died. Went to his service in Houston and visited with most of that old gang of horse thieves. Ole Charlie went out with guns blazing. He was dressed in a Thousand dollar Italian suit with a Black face, diamond encrusted Rolex on his wrist. I'm sure his daughter stripped the body before the final let down. She's C Moore with some hair. He was one hell of a tough son of a gun and the hardest 83 year old I ever grabbed hold of. He was like concrete six months ago when I had lunch with him in Houston. It was his time to buy so we went to Cracker Barrel. Last time I treated him to a steak @ Pappas Steak house out there. I learned years ago not to trade nickles with him so who's the damn fool...right?

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married a little fat arse gal in Biloxi

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If I'd done that and lived in Biloxi, I'd be holding up a sign on one of the downtown corners now. I got a suite named after me at The Beau and was working on a whole damn floor when the urge finally left me and I quit partaking.
By the way, Kyzer's still alive. They didn't fry him and he's sitting down at the state pen. He got a reprieve and is now doing a 10,000 yr sentence...I swear it's the gospel truth!

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He was dressed in a Thousand dollar Italian suit with a Black face, diamond encrusted Rolex on his wrist.

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That watch sounds just like the one the Old Man gave me in Huntsville...got mine stolen at the Fairmont Hotel in San Francisco under some "unusual" conditions.
He was truly a unique individual. Every time I think of him I remember how he'd finish his close with ...Mr. Customer.

I got a Kyzer story but it is nothing like yours so I'll keep it down low. He is truly criminally insane.

Some of those jaybirds were on the lookout for quality transportation through the seizure laws and I drove a bad arse Silverado 4X4. Stop you if you were driving a hot sports car or loaded P/U. Search it and while doing so drop a joint or whatever to make a dog alert then arrest you and release you on your recognizance and seize the vehicle which you'd never get back. You obviously were in no sweat since you likely drove a little Honda car or a Nissan nubbie with a huge note on it. All those boys were riding high and every time they hired a newbie it was time to "get him some transportation" They didn't bother locals, just folks traveling through without families. Had to get my lawyer on the phone to threaten the bunch in Beaumont once upon a time.

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Win lose or draw Saturday in the actual game you have already lost! Lost the respect of competitors everywhere.

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I'm sure you'll be checking back often to see how much of the attention you so obviously are looking for has been provided to you, but for most of us, you're just dismissed.

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