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re: [Confirmed] Supposedly, monkey of texas assistant coach bit a kid yesterday

Posted on 11/2/21 at 9:00 am to
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 9:00 am to
quote:

Panhandle Slim


Now there is a name I haven’t heard in a long time.
Posted by BamalaAnderson
Member since Nov 2012
272 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 9:04 am to
"Unless i myself say it ok it !"

She needs to get some grammar help.
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
21935 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 9:43 am to
Taken from TexAgs ...

Posted by agrunner
Flower Mound
Member since Dec 2012
4617 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 11:37 am to
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
23921 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 11:55 am to
Didn't Dave Chapelle do a bit on this before he got canceled???
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
21935 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 11:56 am to
Wasn't Panhandle Slim Slocum?
Posted by Rambler34
Member since Oct 2021
104 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 11:58 am to
They should have seen this coming. Look at where he played football and what coach hired him for his first job. He was trained by an expert. He is a Mike Price protégé.
Posted by MackDaddyBrown
Member since Jul 2021
3740 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:02 pm to
God damn you're obsessed with our coaches.

Also reminder to all the bumfricks from college station and TuscaLoosa. Banks coached for you too! He was even aggy's head coach. So shut the frick up about "THiS Is WHAt we LeT In ThE Sec"
This post was edited on 11/2/21 at 12:13 pm
Posted by MackDaddyBrown
Member since Jul 2021
3740 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:04 pm to
quote:

Stripper?

I would pay that cow to keep her clothes ON!



Is that what straight strip clubs are like in college station?
Posted by JustGetItRight
Member since Jan 2012
15712 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

Banks played for you too!


Posted by agrunner
Flower Mound
Member since Dec 2012
4617 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

God damn you're obsessed with our coaches.

Also reminder to all the bumfricks from college station and TuscaLoosa. Banks played for you too! He was even aggy's head coach. So shut the frick up about "THiS Is WHAt we LeT In ThE Sec"


I'm sorry, the entire football world is laughing at texas right now, it has nothing to do with A&M.

When we hired him, he was married to a wife and 3 kids. You hired him, knowing he left his wife and then 4 kids, to date a stripper named pole assassin and her monkey. This has NOTHING to do with A&M.
Posted by MackDaddyBrown
Member since Jul 2021
3740 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:13 pm to
Fixed
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
42280 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:14 pm to
First and foremost, I hope the kid that was bitten is okay. Second, I am really glad this didn't happen while he was at Alabama.
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
42280 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:15 pm to
quote:

Taken from TexAgs ...


Posted by MackDaddyBrown
Member since Jul 2021
3740 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:20 pm to
quote:

This has NOTHING to do with A&M.

More delusional aggie lies. He learned this behavior while at Texas A&M. And yet you didn't even fire him. You promoted him to head coach!

This post was edited on 11/2/21 at 12:20 pm
Posted by Rambler34
Member since Oct 2021
104 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:27 pm to
quote:

Second, I am really glad this didn't happen while he was at Alabama.


The first thought I had is this is a Wesley's Boobie Trap kinda story. Of course a Monkey might be a little high class for that place.
Posted by AgBQ00
Member since Aug 2014
2022 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:29 pm to
Derp de derp der derp

Seems we let that staff go. You hired a guy who ditched his own kids for a stripper with a monkey...own it sip, this is your clownshow.
Posted by agrunner
Flower Mound
Member since Dec 2012
4617 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:30 pm to
You can deflect all you want, texas hired him knowing all of these issues.
Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
6745 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:32 pm to
So this is just some kind of general happens in Texas sort of thing?
Posted by agrunner
Flower Mound
Member since Dec 2012
4617 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:33 pm to
quote:

So this is just some kind of general happens in Texas sort of thing?


Usually it's a Florida type of thing, we just got lucky I guess.
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