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re: [Confirmed] Supposedly, monkey of texas assistant coach bit a kid yesterday

Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:08 pm to
Posted by agrunner
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Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:08 pm to
Posted by agrunner
Flower Mound
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:17 pm to
The stripper just confessed.

LINK
Posted by BamaRoo
Shitlingthorpe, UK
Member since Jul 2009
3370 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:29 pm to
Miss Pole Assassin and her monkey.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55285 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:32 pm to
Not really
Posted by FrankWhite'56
Close to Austin - but not TOO close
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:03 pm to
Posted by LockeNLoad
Omnipresent
Member since Oct 2021
235 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:07 pm to


Stripper?

I would pay that cow to keep her clothes ON!
This post was edited on 11/1/21 at 10:12 pm
Posted by Goforit
Member since Apr 2019
4753 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:09 pm to
Did they spank the monkey?
Posted by thatthang
Member since Jan 2012
6770 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:21 pm to
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No one cares that a trashy program’s trashy coach’s trashy assistant’s trashy mistress’s trashy pet bit a kid



You are mistaken here, bud. Major human interest story.
Posted by Ole Ag
Member since Oct 2018
2246 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:25 pm to
Is she still stripping or is she retired? I would think being fat and old would prevent making it rain. But the monkey is pretty cute.
Posted by Jrv2damac
Kanorado
Member since Mar 2004
65068 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:27 pm to
quote:

[Confirmed] Supposedly


That’s fascinating
Posted by agrunner
Flower Mound
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:28 pm to
It was a rumor when posted, then she started to confess on twitter and hasn’t stopped since.
This post was edited on 11/1/21 at 10:29 pm
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:29 pm to
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Yeah, Jorts is too busy trying to protect his cornhole.


Is that dork still in prison? For real, just asking
This post was edited on 11/1/21 at 10:29 pm
Posted by FrankWhite'56
Close to Austin - but not TOO close
Member since Feb 2013
984 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:36 pm to
quote:

It was a rumor when posted, then she started to confess on twitter and hasn’t stopped since


I'm not sure anyone can follow what she's writing. It looks like English, but it looks like she was a few street Xanax down before she started typing it...
Posted by GruvenDawg
Member since Jul 2018
893 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 11:01 pm to
So I think we may know where he got his affection for strippers. Dude played under and had his first coaching gig under Mike Price (The Bama coach that wasn’t).

This post was edited on 11/1/21 at 11:02 pm
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
40252 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 11:05 pm to
Woulda been 14 bans if this was on the OT or political talk
Posted by FishFearMe
United States
Member since Jul 2015
7196 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 11:05 pm to
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hes dating a stripper with a monkey. Th


Saw a pic, she on the chunky side for pole dancing. Would think this is made up but it is for real and she has been tweeting recruits.

This post was edited on 11/1/21 at 11:08 pm
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
22656 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 11:06 pm to
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It was a rumor when posted, then she started to confess on twitter and hasn’t stopped since.




her account is deleted now.
Posted by TFH
Member since Apr 2016
2162 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 11:24 pm to
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Saw a pic, she on the chunky side for pole dancing. Would think this is made up but it is for real and she has been tweeting recruits.

Found a vid of her dancing in Little Rock. If you know Little Rock at all, you know them boys at the strip club like em….meaty..
Posted by FrankWhite'56
Close to Austin - but not TOO close
Member since Feb 2013
984 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 11:31 pm to
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No one was viciously attack this a lie , a whole lie ! She was not apart of any haunted house , the kid did not have permission to be on the other side of my property !

— dani (@dani_andjb) November 2, 2021


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Yes she has had all her shot she a emotional support animal who not to be touched , she speak by command of hi five ! No one is allowed to touch her ! Unless i myself say it ok it !

— dani (@dani_andjb) November 2, 2021


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A 11 /12 year old child should know better then to enter someone yard without permission and old enough to also follow the rules . The rules were when u get to the gate turn around and come back out for candy every other parent and child did so !

— dani (@dani_andjb) November 2, 2021


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What lawyer? , the parents haven't Even contacted me !

— dani (@dani_andjb) November 2, 2021


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Proof ! Stop with the lies and this is my monkey not Jeffs , so why try and bash him for something that at has nothing to do with him ! pic.twitter.com/l43xXi5WIL

— dani (@dani_andjb) November 2, 2021








Posted by BuzzSaw 12
The Dark Side Of The Moon
Member since Dec 2010
5236 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 11:56 pm to
Given that grammar she's quite edumacated. Or she's as high as a kite.

I got to say there's never a dull moment on this site. You just can't come close to making this kind of shite up. Good grief Texas. This clown is getting 1 mil a year? Wtf
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