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re: [Confirmed] Supposedly, monkey of texas assistant coach bit a kid yesterday
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:03 am to KingofTexas
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:03 am to KingofTexas
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Did she spank her monkey?
The stripper is a tranny?
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Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:07 am to agrunner
This is so glorious!!! The dumbass confirmed everything and deleted her Twitter account. Banks is done …
Posted on 11/2/21 at 1:14 am to ColoradoAg
Bigbro will be along any day now to tell us that this means nothing. If he ever comes back. :)
Posted on 11/2/21 at 6:13 am to Houag80
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Bigbro will be along any day now to tell us that this means Bijan is a heisman front runner . If he ever comes back. :)
Posted on 11/2/21 at 6:25 am to BuzzSaw 12
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Good grief Texas. This clown is getting 1 mil a year? Wtf
Paid in one dolla bills.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 6:59 am to Sid E Walker
TexAgs has known this jackass’ story for awhile now, but now the whole sports world will as well. Dude left his wife and four kids for a stripper (ugly one at that) and a monkey. What a PoS.
Also, given Texas love of everything “image” I’m interested to see what happens
Also, given Texas love of everything “image” I’m interested to see what happens
Posted on 11/2/21 at 7:02 am to agrunner
Posted on 11/2/21 at 7:03 am to agrunner
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hes dating a stripper with a monkey
Posted on 11/2/21 at 7:18 am to ColoradoAg
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This is so glorious!!! The dumbass confirmed everything and deleted her Twitter account. Banks is done …
They knew he’d dumped his family for a stripper with a monkey the day they hired him (see the earlier links).
If it wasn’t a problem then it won’t be one now.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 7:23 am to BamaRoo
Looks like she has a fanny pack under her shirt.
Bama is trashy as fukk for hiring banks.
Texas is even worse.
Bama is trashy as fukk for hiring banks.
Texas is even worse.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 7:26 am to ColoradoAg
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TexAgs has known this jackass’ story for awhile now, but now the whole sports world will as well. Dude left his wife and four kids for a stripper (ugly one at that) and a monkey. What a PoS.
Also, given Texas love of everything
Everyone knows this.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 7:27 am to Tornado Alley
Actually he married the stripper and her monkey
Posted on 11/2/21 at 7:36 am to ColoradoAg
I can’t wait for Pole Assassin to join tRant.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 8:06 am to ColoradoAg
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Actually he married the stripper and her monkey
So he’s a bigamist on top of everything else?
Posted on 11/2/21 at 8:49 am to Sid E Walker
3 pages and nobody has realized this guy had said stripper and said Monkey while he was at Bama...
Posted on 11/2/21 at 8:51 am to JB Bama
Shhhh.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 8:52 am to agrunner
Monkey belonged to the stripper girlfriend who is a Bama fan
Posted on 11/2/21 at 8:53 am to agrunner
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stripper with a monkey
I only date strippers with beavers.
This post was edited on 11/2/21 at 8:56 am
Posted on 11/2/21 at 8:57 am to Sid E Walker
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So he’s a bigamist on top of everything else?
No, the monkey's LDS. It's one of those simian sister marriage things.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 8:57 am to BFANLC
We've know for a while. Glad it's out there. Cheers.
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