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Posted on 10/17/23 at 4:53 pm to Lonnie Utah
Posted on 10/17/23 at 4:53 pm to Lonnie Utah
Mizzous stadium isn't that nice lmao. Don't give them too much credit.
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Posted on 10/17/23 at 4:56 pm to Lonnie Utah
Great, great post, Lonnie!! Creativity = AAAAA+++++!!
Posted on 10/17/23 at 6:17 pm to Lonnie Utah
Ya know, my feeling is mizzou is going to kill us, but i can also see us going up there and stealing one....idk what is going to happen anymore
Posted on 10/17/23 at 6:31 pm to Lonnie Utah
Nah I’m only teasing you we all know it’s a really small cock now hahaha
Posted on 10/17/23 at 6:33 pm to Lonnie Utah
Michael Sam will now be in attendance.
Posted on 10/17/23 at 10:03 pm to Smokeyone
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Michael Sam will now be in attendance.
You trying to get his phone number?
Posted on 10/18/23 at 1:20 am to Lonnie Utah
I hate to admit this but Missouri is a good team. Not so sure about USC. Should be a fun game.
Posted on 10/18/23 at 8:10 am to Lonnie Utah
The gigantic beast surveys Faurot Field. Among the tens of thousands of fans, he spots him. Remembering what he did to SOS, He lets out a deafening roar, MAUK! MAUK!! MAUK!!!
Enraged, flames shoot from Cockzilla's eyes torching an unsuspecting hot dog cart....
Enraged, flames shoot from Cockzilla's eyes torching an unsuspecting hot dog cart....
This post was edited on 10/18/23 at 8:15 am
Posted on 10/18/23 at 8:43 am to Lonnie Utah
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The gigantic beast surveys Faurot Field. Among the tens of thousands of fans, he spots him. Remembering what he did to SOS, He lets out a deafening roar, MAUK! MAUK!! MAUK!!!
As Cockzilla makes his way towards Mauk, he is startled by the Rock M at the north endzone and assumes it's a tribute to Mauk, but it's actually for Mothra. Cockzilla becomes confused and shrivels up in the cool CoMo air.
BTW, Mauk's tribute is an M made out of crack rocks underneath the piss trough in the north endzone bathroom.
Posted on 10/18/23 at 9:07 am to Lonnie Utah
This is probably going to be our worst loss of the season so far, deficit wise.
49-17 Missouri
49-17 Missouri
Posted on 10/18/23 at 9:29 am to Faurot fodder
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BTW, Mauk's tribute is an M made out of crack rocks underneath the piss trough in the north endzone bathroom.
Posted on 10/18/23 at 10:27 am to Lonnie Utah
Mizzou fans would greatly appreciate Cockzilla razing the west stands. Especially if the St Louis media is still in the press box.
Posted on 10/19/23 at 7:49 am to Lonnie Utah
Oh no, they say, he's got to go
Go go Cockzilla, yeah!!
Oh no, there goes CoMo
Go go Cockzilla, yeah!!
Go go Cockzilla, yeah!!
Oh no, there goes CoMo
Go go Cockzilla, yeah!!
Posted on 10/19/23 at 11:24 am to Lonnie Utah
Here comes SCAR, moving oh so slow
Slow-Mo Cockzilla
Must be slowed by Shane's broken toe
Slow-Mo Cockzilla
Slow-Mo Cockzilla
Must be slowed by Shane's broken toe
Slow-Mo Cockzilla
Posted on 10/20/23 at 7:39 am to Faurot fodder
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men
Cockzilla!!
IF you thought Cockzilla was bad, introducing Mechacockzilla....
How nature points out the folly of men
Cockzilla!!
IF you thought Cockzilla was bad, introducing Mechacockzilla....
Posted on 10/20/23 at 12:29 pm to Lonnie Utah
I would be Elon rich if I had a dollar every time a girlfriend called me Cockzilla. 
Posted on 10/20/23 at 12:47 pm to Lonnie Utah
Why the hell do you identify with something called cockzilla?
Posted on 10/20/23 at 1:46 pm to Lonnie Utah
Not the petting zoo!
Posted on 10/21/23 at 8:46 am to Drydock
Word from CoMo last night is that it mutating into human from and running the streets. If you're going to the game today and into tonight, be careful out there....
Posted on 10/21/23 at 9:24 am to Lonnie Utah
Cockzilla accidentally dislodges a small whitewashed stone in the North End Zone. A stone that once adorned the ancient grave of a powerful Osage Shamen. Cockzilla has unknowingly awakened the terrible curse of the North End Zone, with the enraged Shamens spirit transferring the curse to him! Oh the horror!
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