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Cockzilla!!!
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:07 am
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:07 am
Japan may have surrendered on the USS Missouri in Toyko harbor, but Godzilla destroyed Toyko many times during the 1950's and 1960's.
Cockzilla is coming to destroy Missouri on Saturday...
Cockzilla is coming to destroy Missouri on Saturday...
This post was edited on 10/16/23 at 9:45 pm
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Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:11 am to Lonnie Utah
I make that same face when I step in shat too
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:12 am to Lonnie Utah
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Cockzilla
I just fired up my smoker.......lunch is on me evrrybody
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:13 am to Wtodd
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I just fired up my smoker
If you like radioactive dinosaur meat, go for it...
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:28 am to Lonnie Utah
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Cockzilla
How the frick do you know my nickname?
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:32 am to Lonnie Utah
Lol, Mizzou by 20
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:40 am to Lonnie Utah
Excellent Lonnie.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:47 am to Lonnie Utah
I could see Spurrier walking into Faurot with Cockzilla, but Beamer seems like more of a Geico gecko type of guy.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:50 am to Lonnie Utah
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But Godzilla destroyed Toyko many times during the 1950's and 1960's.
Cockzilla is coming to destroy Missouri on Saturday...
Probably. It would fit perfectly into the Missouri script.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 8:59 am to TigerCruise
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Lol, Mizzou by 20
You won't be laughing Saturday afternoon...
Posted on 10/16/23 at 11:51 am to Lonnie Utah
Posted on 10/16/23 at 9:36 pm to Lonnie Utah
It's just after 3:30 eastern time on Saturday. Sec network is beginning their coverage from Columbia, Missouri. All of the sudden, the ground beneath Memorial Stadium starts to tremble. The Midwest is no place for an earthquake. Is it a twister? Everyone is confused. The shaking violently increases. From the astro turf a bulge begins to take shape. It grows larger and larger. In a cloud of dust, from the prarie dirt emerges, Cockzilla!!!
Posted on 10/16/23 at 9:55 pm to Lonnie Utah
I figured there would be Aggies all up in this thread.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 10:22 pm to Lord of the Hogs
Underrated post
Posted on 10/16/23 at 10:25 pm to Lonnie Utah
Thought this was going to be an Aggie thread
Posted on 10/16/23 at 10:26 pm to Lonnie Utah
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If you like radioactive dinosaur meat, go for it...
It gets glowing reviews.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 10:55 pm to Lonnie Utah
Under appreciated post. I laughed and am about this humor type.
Posted on 10/16/23 at 10:56 pm to Lord of the Hogs
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figured there would be Aggies all up in this thread.
Or longhorns waving dildos around
Posted on 10/16/23 at 11:34 pm to Lonnie Utah
Is this some kind of AI witchcraft?
Posted on 10/16/23 at 11:52 pm to Tarpon08
quote:That's what all the Astroglide & Mechanical fans on the SEC Rant call their boyfriends.
Cockzilla
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