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re: Coaches poll out

Posted on 10/4/20 at 12:48 pm to
Posted by Buckeye06
Member since Dec 2007
23114 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

Cuckeye06


Very creative

quote:

The thought didn’t cross my mind. I figured there just wouldn’t be polls or they wouldn’t include the scared schools I guess



So the SEC was scared weeks 1-3...got it
Posted by Dudley Humptyfrats
'Murica
Member since Oct 2010
2135 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 12:49 pm to
Now that’s how it’s done. Thank you
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29450 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 12:50 pm to
quote:

1. Bama
2. UAB
3. Troy
4. South Alabama
5. Hoover
6. Salvation Army Band
7. Jimmie Hale Mission
8. Jacksonville State
9. Trash can full of used prophylactics
10. Pile of dogshit
11. Skid marks in an alcoholic with cholera‘s jockey briefs
12. Discharge from an morbidly obese woman’s ladyparts
13. Auburn under Gus “Manboobs” Malzahn


Missouri ranked too high.
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18174 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 12:55 pm to
quote:

State of Alabama Football Poll
1. Bama
2. UAB
3. Troy
4. South Alabama
5. Hoover
6. Salvation Army Band
7. Jimmie Hale Mission
8. Jacksonville State
9. Trash can full of used prophylactics
10. Pile of dogshit
11. Skid marks in an alcoholic with cholera‘s jockey briefs
12. Discharge from an morbidly obese woman’s ladyparts
13. Auburn under Gus “Manboobs” Malzahn


North Alabama is D1 now. Slide them into #9. They played Liberty and Freeze closer than I expected yesterday... only down 7-0 at halftime
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
15762 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 1:00 pm to
quote:

North Alabama is D1 now. Slide them into #9. They played Liberty and Freeze closer than I expected yesterday... only down 7-0 at halftime


I’ll edit.

Some people are saying the trash can full of used prophylactics is not eligible for the poll, however, Gus has had Auburn gangraped prison style by Bama, UGA, and LSU over and over again so the trash can is eligible.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
22953 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 1:02 pm to
North Carolina being that high is insanely lazy. Preseason notions of what they would be. They looked absolutely bad yesterday vs a very, very average team.

They should not be in the top 15. Miami is to high as well. They have played 3 truly awful teams. Let them play a half way decent team first. Oregon and Wisconsin should be assumed better than them in all honesty. Just like SEC teams were assumed better than a lot of the ACC before we played.

Oklahoma State seems pretty decent but who knows..the Big 12 is a clusterfrick of average.
Posted by SadUCFKnight
Member since Jun 2008
2620 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 1:03 pm to
Louisiana is ranked higher than LSU Lol.
Posted by SCDawg95
Fayetteville ,NC
Member since Oct 2019
5643 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 1:03 pm to
quote:

9-UNC
lol what?
Posted by LatinTiger30
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2007
4428 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 1:10 pm to
Vol fans, y’all are meh this year. Beat UGA if y’all expect to be taken seriously.
Posted by AllDawgCK
Athens
Member since Oct 2017
2276 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 1:13 pm to
Dude, TN is absolutely going to beat UGA and win the natty. Nobody else needs to bother fielding a team. Your week 2 national champs everyone!!
Posted by Trumansfangs
Town & Country
Member since Sep 2018
6894 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 1:13 pm to



My hat's off to you friend.

It's not too often that one reads a cholera reference on a sports message board.

Very well done.
Posted by DawgsLife
Member since Jun 2013
58902 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

Miami is to high as well. They have played 3 truly awful teams. Let them play a half way decent team first.


I'm pretty sure they are in the ACC, so that isn't going to happen.
Posted by Smokeyone
Maryville Tn
Member since Jul 2016
15894 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

Vol fans, y’all are meh this year. Beat UGA if y’all expect to be taken seriously.


I’ll be happy if we can keep it within 17.
Posted by swampvol1
Member since Oct 2015
1290 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

Vol fans, y’all are meh this year. Beat UGA if y’all expect to be taken seriously.


One can not lose to a team that just lost to Arkansas and call another team meh.

BTW, how the hell is texas still in the top 25 after needing a miracle comeback against TT and losing at home to a 1-1 TCU???
Posted by LSU82BILL
Fort Lauderdale, FL
Member since Sep 2006
10312 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 1:18 pm to
Enjoy it while you can. In 3 weeks you will be 3-2.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
22601 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 1:20 pm to
quote:

Big Six


Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18174 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 1:24 pm to

Now there is a full 14 instate team conference
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
28600 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 1:24 pm to
OSU lol.
Posted by dlc83
Atlanta
Member since Sep 2009
1829 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 1:46 pm to
UNC is not the # 8/9 team in the country. We have potential, and we’re getting there as a program, and we may be there at the end of the season, but no.
Posted by Tigergoose77
Lake Charles
Member since Jul 2017
1389 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 1:53 pm to
Wisconsin had a good week.
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