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Coach Kiffin will be here at 10:30 to measure this place for curtains

Posted on 8/27/26 at 9:15 am
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86564 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 9:15 am
A hearty thanks to the board-particularly our high-energy friends from Oxford and our low energy friends from Tuscaloosa for handing the keys over to LSU so enthusiastically. The LSU Renovation of the SEC Rant is almost complete. Daddy Kiffin is bringing paint samples and might knock out a wall or two because this place needs more natural light.

WELCOME TO KIFFINTOK.
A safe space for middle aged white men of The American South to rage post about LSU.


Lane did what?
LSU signed who?
Is this legal?
May Sankey smite them, amen.
May I speak to the manager?
We got him this time!!!
Oooooo, I'm telling mom!

Sir, you sell pontoon boats in Foley, Alabama-put down both the NCAA bylaws and your highlighter and listen up.

LSU requires only three things of you:

Keep posting.
Keep refreshing.
Keep explaining how little you care...
About Daddy LSU.

Coach Kiffin and all of us here at LSU-Central appreciate you guys keeping the place warm for us while we were away.

We hope to someday follow us as closely as you follow us.

Coach will arrive at 10:30.

Please clear the foyer before he arrives.

Missouri, that means move your sandals.






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Posted by theballguy
HSV (Dealing only in satire)
Member since Oct 2011
41101 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 9:16 am to
Is that TigerLunatik spinning the beads?
Posted by theballguy
HSV (Dealing only in satire)
Member since Oct 2011
41101 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 9:16 am to
This post was edited on 8/27/26 at 9:17 am
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
92419 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 9:20 am to
Imagine having Kiffin as your head coach with his social media antics and everything he brings, plus this NFL stuff, and being coy about it garnering attention.

LSU fans have turned into a combination of pre-season Tennessee fans and liberal women.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86564 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 9:24 am to
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
41951 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 9:25 am to


Posted by lsu711
Member since Sep 2003
15626 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 9:28 am to
quote:

Imagine having Kiffin as your head coach with his social media antics


Tweets since May:

Sumrall 129
Heupel 14
Golding 10
Sarkisian 3
Elko 2
Kiffin 1
Deboer 0

Who else should I check?
Posted by Trumansfangs
Mo
Member since Sep 2018
9287 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 9:31 am to
I'm sure you'll be flitting around, holdiing his " tape measure".
Posted by theballguy
HSV (Dealing only in satire)
Member since Oct 2011
41101 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 9:34 am to
quote:

flitting around


You know, only gays use this word
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66852 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 9:35 am to
I have never even heard that word. Not googling it
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
110055 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 9:36 am to
quote:

Is that TigerLunatik spinning the beads?

Posted by Trumansfangs
Mo
Member since Sep 2018
9287 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 9:40 am to
quote:

You know, only gays use this word



Yes, it was not intended as a compliment .
Posted by theballguy
HSV (Dealing only in satire)
Member since Oct 2011
41101 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 9:44 am to


Not that there's anything wrong with that
This post was edited on 8/27/26 at 9:45 am
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86564 posts
Posted on 8/27/26 at 10:14 am to
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