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re: CNBC Ranks Texas as Most Valuable College Athletic Program; 5 SEC Programs in Top 10
Posted on 1/13/26 at 8:09 am to Old School Tex
Posted on 1/13/26 at 8:09 am to Old School Tex
I can tell you my futility when it come to A&M football is top of the list.
Posted on 1/13/26 at 8:13 am to Old School Tex
UTrans Longwhorns and the Dallas Cowboys.
Two fanbases that have to look back more than two decades for their last title.
Fitting comparison, for sure
Two fanbases that have to look back more than two decades for their last title.
Fitting comparison, for sure
Posted on 1/13/26 at 8:19 am to Old Sarge
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And its still an aging dump desperately needing renovations
Haha, you mean like the tackle box? Aggy stadium has been renovated some many times it looks like an open tackle box.
So many renovations with only one objective. More seats than DKR. NEVER mind in doing so, aggy has seats where only a portion of the field can be seen.
Poor AgriCULTure and Mechanical College
Posted on 1/13/26 at 8:19 am to SECCaptain
Nebraska is undefeated in men’s hoops this year. They are no longer a football school
Posted on 1/13/26 at 8:20 am to NFLSU
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UTrans Longwhorns and the Dallas Cowboys. Two fanbases that have to look back more than two decades for their last title. Fitting comparison, for sure
Yeah, I just threw the Dallas Cowboys in there too as more attractive chum to keep this shittyarse thread going, haha…
This post was edited on 1/13/26 at 9:36 am
Posted on 1/13/26 at 8:21 am to Old School Tex
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CNBC Ranks Texas as Most Valuable College Athletic Program
Is there a "cup" for that too?
Oh here it is
All that money and still did not make it in the playoffs.
Posted on 1/13/26 at 8:22 am to Old School Tex
UT is Tennessee. UTx is Texas.
I'm a bit surprised Alabama is in top 10. Although our facilities are top 10.
Not surprised to see Texas at the top with A&M right up there also.
I'm a bit surprised Alabama is in top 10. Although our facilities are top 10.
Not surprised to see Texas at the top with A&M right up there also.
Posted on 1/13/26 at 8:26 am to Buster83
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Is there a "cup" for that too? Oh here it is
Dude, please tell me that you didn’t have this jockstrap photo just sitting there ready for use in your digital photo file…
Posted on 1/13/26 at 8:29 am to 1loyalbamafan
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UT is Tennessee. UTx is Texas.
No UT is Texas. UTh is Tennessee
Posted on 1/13/26 at 8:32 am to Nasty_Canasta
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Nebraska is undefeated in men’s hoops this year. They are no longer a football school
These guys dissing Nebraska's "value" don't realize that probably half of Nebraska's GDP goes through the Nebraska athletic department one way or another.
Posted on 1/13/26 at 8:35 am to Old School Tex
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But the reality is, with our iconic Longhorn logo known worldwide, like the Dallas Cowboys we don’t really have to win that much anymore to rake in the dough…
Ahhhh...... the not so rare Bevo Braggart Syndrome.
Magnificent !
Posted on 1/13/26 at 8:35 am to Old School Tex
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this jockstrap photo
UTrans fans use diapers for jockstraps? Makes sense in a weird sort of way but you be you.

Posted on 1/13/26 at 8:37 am to Old School Tex
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CNBC's list reflects the current enterprise value of each program, starting with a base revenue multiple of four for all institutions, and then adjusting the multiple for variables, including conference affiliation, estimated NIL spend, school subsidies, number of alumni and other factors that can catalyze revenue growth and profitability.
FWIW: Here is the methodology for their rankings. Sounds real objective. I really like "other factors that can catalyze revenue growth and profitability".
Posted on 1/13/26 at 8:40 am to Trumansfangs
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quote: But the reality is, with our iconic Longhorn logo known worldwide, like the Dallas Cowboys we don’t really have to win that much anymore to rake in the dough… Ahhhh...... the not so rare Bevo Braggart Syndrome.
Actually, I really like that little fuzzy Bevo that you posted, and now I absolutely have to buy one for my baby grandson…
Longhorn marketing is pretty automatic at this point… and our athletics cash keeps rolling in…
Posted on 1/13/26 at 8:42 am to SECCaptain
The valuations are stupid, barely more data than On3 nil numbers which are made up.
Also all of those athletic departments would be sold on the open market for more than that. Texas would probably sell for $3B+ on the open market
Also all of those athletic departments would be sold on the open market for more than that. Texas would probably sell for $3B+ on the open market
Posted on 1/13/26 at 8:53 am to Old School Tex
The group that puts these rankings together has some sort of vendetta against Auburn, and they will never explain their reasoning.
Every other SEC athletic program has a revenue to value multiple of 4.44 to 5.07. With zero explanation they lowered Auburn’s multiple to just 4.18
Revenue multiple applied to each SEC school:
5.07- Ole Miss
4.96- Texas A&M
4.92- Miss State
4.88- Florida
4.83- Oklahoma
4.79- Georgia
4.79- Tennessee
4.77- LSU
4.68- Arkansas
4.65- Vanderbilt
4.64- Alabama
4.60- Missouri
4.50- Kentucky
4.46- Texas
4.44- South Carolina
4.18- Auburn
The gap between #15 S Carolina and #16 Auburn is almost three times as large as any gap between any of the other schools compared to the ones right above or right below.
There is no reason for them to set Auburn’s multiple so low.
Every other SEC athletic program has a revenue to value multiple of 4.44 to 5.07. With zero explanation they lowered Auburn’s multiple to just 4.18
Revenue multiple applied to each SEC school:
5.07- Ole Miss
4.96- Texas A&M
4.92- Miss State
4.88- Florida
4.83- Oklahoma
4.79- Georgia
4.79- Tennessee
4.77- LSU
4.68- Arkansas
4.65- Vanderbilt
4.64- Alabama
4.60- Missouri
4.50- Kentucky
4.46- Texas
4.44- South Carolina
4.18- Auburn
The gap between #15 S Carolina and #16 Auburn is almost three times as large as any gap between any of the other schools compared to the ones right above or right below.
There is no reason for them to set Auburn’s multiple so low.
Posted on 1/13/26 at 9:17 am to Old School Tex
Yay! UGA is high on the list!
Wait, I forgot that I don’t give a shite.
Bring me another natty.
Wait, I forgot that I don’t give a shite.
Bring me another natty.
Posted on 1/13/26 at 9:43 am to junkyarddawg3
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Bring me another natty.
Well, the reason we are all wasting time reading dumbarse threads like mine today is that none of us SEC baws are gonna bring in a natty this year…
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