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BASEBALL? Hell, the snow hasn't even melted here.

re: Wednesday SEC Basketball

Posted by MIZ83 on 2/4/26 at 9:19 am to
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Of course there is a reason I am not still a gambling man.


Let me guess...you made a small fortune by starting with a large fortune. :cheers:
It's what we do. Occasionally beat a good team, then shite the bed against the bad ones.
Gators, I am sorry we poked the bear. I don't know how we beat you, but since then you have been blowing people out (excepting Auburn).

We would lose by 50 if we played again.

I like the way your guys play. It is refreshing to watch a team that actually passes the ball, blocks out, plays defense, and knows how to use the low post. Good luck the rest of the way.

re: The new Arkansas razorback logo

Posted by MIZ83 on 1/21/26 at 9:27 am to
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nick picks


Add to the premium collection:

Nick Pick,
Pre-Madonna,
Escape Goat,

and so on...

re: What is Indiana known for?

Posted by MIZ83 on 1/19/26 at 5:04 pm to
Indy 500
Indianapolis Colts
Bobby Knight
Jackson 5
Don Mattingly
Jim Nabors
French Lick (yeah, whatever it is, I want one).

That's all I got.

re: Could an nfl team from the 70's

Posted by MIZ83 on 1/19/26 at 12:07 pm to
I think the current college team would win.

Most of those guys that played in the NFL in the 1970s are well into their 70s now and probably don't move as fast as they used to.

re: Rate the sideline reporters

Posted by MIZ83 on 1/15/26 at 10:01 am to
Man hands. Classic Seinfeld.
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CNBC's list reflects the current enterprise value of each program, starting with a base revenue multiple of four for all institutions, and then adjusting the multiple for variables, including conference affiliation, estimated NIL spend, school subsidies, number of alumni and other factors that can catalyze revenue growth and profitability.


FWIW: Here is the methodology for their rankings. Sounds real objective. I really like "other factors that can catalyze revenue growth and profitability".

re: Hollywood Smothers rumors

Posted by MIZ83 on 1/12/26 at 8:11 am to
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I wonder if Hollywood Smothers has a brother?


Say good night, Dick.

re: Hollywood Smothers rumors

Posted by MIZ83 on 1/12/26 at 8:10 am to
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Dick trickle and dick butkus says hello.


Don't forget Dickey Nutt

re: Mizzou - Take care of my QB

Posted by MIZ83 on 1/6/26 at 1:14 pm to
Glad to hear all the positive comments about this young man.

We have a new OC, a strong returning running game, and at least 2 proven receivers, so I am cautiously optimistic about the offense.

However, I AM a Mizzou fan, so the steel-lined cup is firmly in place.

re: Saturday SEC basketball

Posted by MIZ83 on 1/4/26 at 1:17 pm to
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having Pierce and Stone healthy is massive.


Like night and day with them playing. We may even win a couple more SEC games if they stay healthy.

This game was almost unwatchable. Random foul calls, horrible shooting, the dreaded 5-out offense (which is ubiquitous nowadays). I've even seen it in high school games.

re: Battle of the Fats today

Posted by MIZ83 on 12/30/25 at 1:58 pm to
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Bert is a lightweight compared to Mangino in his salad days.


I still get a laugh out of this old joke whenever I am in Kansas City:

Mangino (to gas station attendant): How do I get to 435?
Attendant: Maybe try a salad once in a while?
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Boosie at the PMAC to see @LSUwbkb


In Engrish, prease.

1) A signature win,
2) A coach who can develop quarterbacks.
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He held a knife to his own throat and threatened to kill himself and a staffer? That would be hard to pull of in that order..


It's the punch line to a good joke. Blonde catches her husband in bed with another woman, holds a gun to her own head. Husband laughs, blonde says "Go ahead and laugh, you're next".
Well, he got his wish. Now he is "apart of the Michigan family".
Back during limited TV appearances... Notre Dame was the only team that had their own nationally televised playback show on Sunday mornings (with Lindsey Nelson).

Flashback:

"The Irish were unable to move the ball and were forced to punt..." as the camera panned the crowd.

WAY before ESPN and cable/satellite TV.

re: CRY ME A RIVER NOTRE DAME

Posted by MIZ83 on 12/8/25 at 12:45 pm to
I actually did laugh out loud reading that. What a glorious melt.

"Sue Fowler and Herbstreit for their unfair comments..."
Well, they open the season against Clempson on September 5.

How funny would that be?