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Chips are down: Could you beat up your rival's head coach?

Posted on 7/23/26 at 9:22 am
Posted by Marcelo Lavanda
Manaus, Amazonas
Member since Oct 2024
398 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 9:22 am
Trying to get a polymarket prediction of how many people think they can give Lane Kiffin a noogie

Posted by reggierayreb
Member since Nov 2012
19837 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 9:46 am to
Jeff Lebby is listed at 6'3" and 240 lbs. He probably weighs a good 15-20 lbs more than that.

No. He would kick my arse.


Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
9812 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 11:46 am to
There might be 5 people on this board who could whoop Kirby's arse. Was mean as shite as a player. When you see him in person, he has the biggest and craziest hands and forearms.
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
20208 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 11:58 am to
i’m 65 years old, 5’6” and weigh 145 lbs

i couldn’t beat up my rival’s women’s gymnastics head coach

Posted by Humpy go Lucky
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2019
113 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 12:01 pm to
Mike Elko? Yeah. Brent Venables? Prolly not.
Posted by Pastor Mike
Florida
Member since Dec 2020
7020 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 12:05 pm to
Posted by Pastor Mike
Florida
Member since Dec 2020
7020 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

Brent Venables?

Dude has crazy in him
Posted by paperwasp
2x HRV 2025 Poster of the Year
Member since Sep 2014
30582 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 12:13 pm to
Some say Steven Pearl has a very punchable face

Posted by Globetrotter747
Member since Sep 2017
5805 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

There might be 5 people on this board who could whoop Kirby's arse. Was mean as shite as a player.

Defensive coach.
quote:

Dude (Venables) has crazy in him

Defensive coach.

And while he’s not a HC anymore. I don’t think too many people would want to frick around with Will Muschamp.

The insanity is with defensive coaches (and offensive line).
Posted by Marcelo Lavanda
Manaus, Amazonas
Member since Oct 2024
398 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 12:15 pm to
quote:

Some say Steven Pearl has a very punchable face



I don't know man some features look like they punch back
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
21966 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 12:17 pm to
Just need to stay away until Heup raises his left arm. Then I have a shot.


For the other, not worth the risk of his extended family Russian mafia retribution.
Posted by armtackledawg
Member since Aug 2017
14548 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 12:32 pm to
I'm not even sure who Florida's head coach is this year.
Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
6825 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 12:34 pm to
quote:

Trying to get a polymarket prediction of how many people think they can give Lane Kiffin a noogie

Kiffin now coaches LSU. LSU has no true rival.

At least that is what I am told
Posted by gamecockman12
Columbia, SC
Member since Aug 2012
8207 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 1:26 pm to


Oh yeah Dabo is getting an arse whipping.
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
20468 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 1:36 pm to
That fat frick Heupel wouldn't stand a chance, he's so slovenly.

Brohm on the other hand seems to have taken care of himself. He might actually stand a chance v me. Still not worried about him.
Posted by KajunGator
Lake Arthur, LA
Member since May 2011
7682 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 1:38 pm to
I could take Mike Norvell...and I just had neck surgery
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