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SidewalkTiger
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re: Can we compile all the best Agscuses here?
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I picture you living somewhere like Vacherie, where you sit around stewing about people over in St. John's Parish being so uppity; think Texas is a strange foreign land where people are so dang arrogant they make the stuck up sumbitches in St. John's look like decent people; and until you got a phone w/ internet about 5 years ago, your only connection to LSU was WWL. How close am I?






About as close as Aggie has been to a national title winning dynasty in the last 80 years.


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BigBro
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re: Can we compile all the best Agscuses here?
The past doesn’t matter.. last year doesn’t matter (unless it does)... let’s talk about the present and the future..


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CGSC Lobotomy
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re: Can we compile all the best Agscuses here?
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Joe Burrow, an Ed Orgeron developed QB, threw 60 TDs… in one season


A&M had the following receivers drafted when Mond was quarterback.

Christian Kirk
Damion Ratley

THAT'S IT. Jace Sternberger if you want to include tight ends.

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SidewalkTiger
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A&M had the following receivers drafted when Mond was quarterback.

Christian Kirk
Damion Ratley

THAT'S IT. Jace Sternberger if you want to include tight ends.


You've had some fairly decent talent at the position.

Would you blame the lack of drafted players on recruiting busts by your coaching staffs, an inability to develop the talent, or an outdated offensive scheme?


CGSC Lobotomy
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Would you blame the lack of drafted players on recruiting busts by your coaching staffs, an inability to develop the talent, or an outdated offensive scheme?


With Sumlin, a combination of all three.

Almost every 4 and 5-star WR signed by Sumlin either stayed at his freshman year talent level or regressed. The only WR that got better than when he stepped on campus was Josh Reynolds, but he was a JUCO before coming to A&M. Even Christian Kirk stayed the same all three years.

Fisher turned a 2-star Tight End who couldn't make the team at Kansas so he went JUCO into a 2nd round pick in 1 year (Sternberger). Davis and Rogers were nowhere near ready to be drafted and Jhamon Ausbon was so horribly overrated that his development likely peaked the year before he opted out (ran a 4.8 at the combine).


PowerTool
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re: Can we compile all the best Agscuses here?
The Spavital/Sumlin version of the air raid probably was not very conducive to individual player development.


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Farmer1906
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re: Can we compile all the best Agscuses here?
How does it feel to post more about A&M than the team you chose to follow?


SidewalkTiger
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re: Can we compile all the best Agscuses here?
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How does it feel to post more about A&M than the team you chose to follow?





The Aggie tears are delightful


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DKR81
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re: Can we compile all the best Agscuses here?
The most common one . . . Wait till next year!


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Nado Jenkins83
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re: Can we compile all the best Agscuses here?
I picture you living in a cheap spec house in kingwood and telling people you live in houston
This post was edited on 8/2 at 4:03 am


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Wolfhound45
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re: Can we compile all the best Agscuses here?
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How does it feel to post more about A&M than the team you chose to follow?
Makes him like about 90% of the A&M posters and their obsession with LSU so…


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BigSneezy
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re: Can we compile all the best Agscuses here?
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Jimbo had no choice but to start Mond

We had to save America in World War II, no time for football

We are trending up

2012 Texas A&M would've beat anyone late in the season

Jimbo dominates teams and runs out the clock, there's no reason to beat Vandy by more than 5

We were an all male military school

Florida State fell apart because they wouldn't hire assistant coaches, Jimbo was handcuffed

Being gay isn't a choice, its how you're born

Texas and the Big XII kept us at a financial disadvantage even though we also brag about being rich

Yell leaders are unique

We can compete with Alabama once Jimbo has 13 years to get his guys in


What’s funny is the Ags don’t even pay rent for the space we take up in your head. It’s free. It’s kinda cool to be hated now.


SidewalkTiger
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re: Can we compile all the best Agscuses here?
Okay, Aggie alter #1939


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starkvingrad
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re: Can we compile all the best Agscuses here?
This is sad


GatorOnAnIsland
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re: Can we compile all the best Agscuses here?
The agcuses are so many, it reaches into Biblical proportions. “If every one of them were written down, I suppose that even the whole world would not have room for the books that would be written.”
This post was edited on 8/2 at 6:52 am


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re: Can we compile all the best Agscuses here?
"You try recruiting 18 yr old studs with this gay shite all over campus!"

Image: https://i.ibb.co/VYKMYRb/Pics-Art-08-02-06-23-11.jpg


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GatorOnAnIsland
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re: Can we compile all the best Agscuses here?
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We lost 50-7 to one of the greatest teams ever.


Just found on another Topic. .aggy only looses to “great teams”


Shingo
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re: Can we compile all the best Agscuses here?
Can you spell? You went to neither Florida nor Texas otherwise you might be able to.


SidewalkTiger
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re: Can we compile all the best Agscuses here?
Why are you so mad ITT?


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