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SidewalkTiger
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Can we compile all the best Agscuses here?
Jimbo had no choice but to start Mond

We had to save America in World War II, no time for football

We are trending up

2012 Texas A&M would've beat anyone late in the season

Jimbo dominates teams and runs out the clock, there's no reason to beat Vandy by more than 5

We were an all male military school

Florida State fell apart because they wouldn't hire assistant coaches, Jimbo was handcuffed

Being gay isn't a choice, its how you're born

Texas and the Big XII kept us at a financial disadvantage even though we also brag about being rich

Yell leaders are unique

We can compete with Alabama once Jimbo has 13 years to get his guys in

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Bobbum Man
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re: Can we compile all the best Agscuses here?
Bro, are you okay??


Mr Sausage
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re: Can we compile all the best Agscuses here?
He’s all eaten up. It’s a shame how far he has fallen.


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re: Can we compile all the best Agscuses here?
Longhorn Network


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re: Can we compile all the best Agscuses here?
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Longhorn Network


+1, I do see that brought up quite a bit


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Shingo
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re: Can we compile all the best Agscuses here?
He spends his entire existence obsessing over Texas A&M. It’s strange and frankly disturbing. He hates hates hates Jimbo Fisher more than he loves anything in his miserable life. Link? Check your post history


SidewalkTiger
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re: Can we compile all the best Agscuses here?
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He hates hates hates Jimbo Fisher more than he loves anything in his miserable life.


I actually don't hate Jimbo, I just find it interesting that folks have been fooled into thinking Les Miles 2.0 is a top 5 college football coach
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texag7
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It’s a shame how far he has fallen.


He’s always been rock bottom


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WilliamTaylor21
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re: Can we compile all the best Agscuses here?
Scoring 1 offensive TD on Bo Pelini’s butt crack defense is not a sign that Jimbo’s offense is a prehistoric turd.


SidewalkTiger
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Scoring 1 offensive TD on Bo Pelini’s butt crack defense is not a sign that Jimbo’s offense is a prehistoric turd.


+1

11/30 for 105 yards on the worst pass defense in the country is eye opening when you have a four year starter (third round NFL draft pick) who was coached for three of those seasons by a "quarterback guru."
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Shingo
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There it is! MY TEAM SUCKED arse AND YOUR TEAM BEAT THEM SO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA TO YOU!!!!
Congrats ma’am


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The water is always cold.


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SidewalkTiger
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re: Can we compile all the best Agscuses here?
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There it is! MY TEAM SUCKED arse AND YOUR TEAM BEAT THEM SO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA TO YOU!!!!
Congrats ma’am


I think it was more of a discussion as to how Jimbo's outdated offense matched up vs the worst pass defense in the country than whatever you're talking about

Glad I could help clear that up for you


CGSC Lobotomy
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re: Can we compile all the best Agscuses here?
My favorites.

"You didn't win. We won that game 7 times but the refs cheated!"

"Just because you led 20-0 with less than a minute to go doesn't mean we were blown out."


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Shingo
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re: Can we compile all the best Agscuses here?
OUR PASS DEFENSE WAS TERRIBLE!!! So technically we actually won! You are exhausting with your terrible acumen. Go back to poking your Jimbo voodoo dolls with needles psychopath.


PowerTool
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re: Can we compile all the best Agscuses here?
I picture you living somewhere like Vacherie, where you sit around stewing about people over in St. John's Parish being so uppity; think Texas is a strange foreign land where people are so dang arrogant they make the stuck up sumbitches in St. John's look like decent people; and until you got a phone w/ internet about 5 years ago, your only connection to LSU was WWL. How close am I?


SidewalkTiger
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OUR PASS DEFENSE WAS TERRIBLE!!! So technically we actually won! 


The worst in the country.

Again, it's more about the matchups themselves instead of the actual winner of the game when this is brought up.

Thank God for Elko.

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You are exhausting with your terrible acumen. Go back to poking your Jimbo voodoo dolls with needles psychopath.


You seem quite triggered, Aggie


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Thank God for Elko.


who returns 9 starters from last year's defense and 19/22 from the 2-deep.


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AustinAggie
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re: Can we compile all the best Agscuses here?
All those things are true though


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WilliamTaylor21
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third round NFL draft pick

A 3rd rounder and in three full years all Jimbo got out of him was 63 passing TDs (21 per season)

Joe Burrow, an Ed Orgeron developed QB, threw 60 TDs… in one season


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