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Can we compile all the best Agscuses here?
Posted on 8/1/21 at 9:21 pm
Posted on 8/1/21 at 9:21 pm
Jimbo had no choice but to start Mond
We had to save America in World War II, no time for football
We are trending up
2012 Texas A&M would've beat anyone late in the season
Jimbo dominates teams and runs out the clock, there's no reason to beat Vandy by more than 5
We were an all male military school
Florida State fell apart because they wouldn't hire assistant coaches, Jimbo was handcuffed
Being gay isn't a choice, its how you're born
Texas and the Big XII kept us at a financial disadvantage even though we also brag about being rich
Yell leaders are unique
We can compete with Alabama once Jimbo has 13 years to get his guys in
We had to save America in World War II, no time for football
We are trending up
2012 Texas A&M would've beat anyone late in the season
Jimbo dominates teams and runs out the clock, there's no reason to beat Vandy by more than 5
We were an all male military school
Florida State fell apart because they wouldn't hire assistant coaches, Jimbo was handcuffed
Being gay isn't a choice, its how you're born
Texas and the Big XII kept us at a financial disadvantage even though we also brag about being rich
Yell leaders are unique
We can compete with Alabama once Jimbo has 13 years to get his guys in
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Posted on 8/1/21 at 9:22 pm to SidewalkTiger
Bro, are you okay??
Posted on 8/1/21 at 9:23 pm to Bobbum Man
He’s all eaten up. It’s a shame how far he has fallen.
Posted on 8/1/21 at 9:23 pm to SidewalkTiger
Longhorn Network
Posted on 8/1/21 at 9:24 pm to TexasForever
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Longhorn Network
+1, I do see that brought up quite a bit
Posted on 8/1/21 at 9:25 pm to Bobbum Man
He spends his entire existence obsessing over Texas A&M. It’s strange and frankly disturbing. He hates hates hates Jimbo Fisher more than he loves anything in his miserable life. Link? Check your post history
Posted on 8/1/21 at 9:28 pm to Shingo
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He hates hates hates Jimbo Fisher more than he loves anything in his miserable life.
I actually don't hate Jimbo, I just find it interesting that folks have been fooled into thinking Les Miles 2.0 is a top 5 college football coach
This post was edited on 8/1/21 at 9:31 pm
Posted on 8/1/21 at 9:28 pm to Mr Sausage
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It’s a shame how far he has fallen.
He’s always been rock bottom
Posted on 8/1/21 at 9:31 pm to SidewalkTiger
Scoring 1 offensive TD on Bo Pelini’s butt crack defense is not a sign that Jimbo’s offense is a prehistoric turd.
Posted on 8/1/21 at 9:32 pm to WilliamTaylor21
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Scoring 1 offensive TD on Bo Pelini’s butt crack defense is not a sign that Jimbo’s offense is a prehistoric turd.
+1
11/30 for 105 yards on the worst pass defense in the country is eye opening when you have a four year starter (third round NFL draft pick) who was coached for three of those seasons by a "quarterback guru."
This post was edited on 8/1/21 at 9:34 pm
Posted on 8/1/21 at 9:32 pm to WilliamTaylor21
There it is! MY TEAM SUCKED arse AND YOUR TEAM BEAT THEM SO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA TO YOU!!!!
Congrats ma’am
Congrats ma’am
Posted on 8/1/21 at 9:34 pm to SidewalkTiger
The water is always cold.
Posted on 8/1/21 at 9:35 pm to Shingo
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There it is! MY TEAM SUCKED arse AND YOUR TEAM BEAT THEM SO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA TO YOU!!!!
Congrats ma’am
I think it was more of a discussion as to how Jimbo's outdated offense matched up vs the worst pass defense in the country than whatever you're talking about
Glad I could help clear that up for you
Posted on 8/1/21 at 9:36 pm to SidewalkTiger
My favorites.
"You didn't win. We won that game 7 times but the refs cheated!"
"Just because you led 20-0 with less than a minute to go doesn't mean we were blown out."
"You didn't win. We won that game 7 times but the refs cheated!"
"Just because you led 20-0 with less than a minute to go doesn't mean we were blown out."
Posted on 8/1/21 at 9:37 pm to SidewalkTiger
OUR PASS DEFENSE WAS TERRIBLE!!! So technically we actually won! You are exhausting with your terrible acumen. Go back to poking your Jimbo voodoo dolls with needles psychopath.
Posted on 8/1/21 at 9:40 pm to SidewalkTiger
I picture you living somewhere like Vacherie, where you sit around stewing about people over in St. John's Parish being so uppity; think Texas is a strange foreign land where people are so dang arrogant they make the stuck up sumbitches in St. John's look like decent people; and until you got a phone w/ internet about 5 years ago, your only connection to LSU was WWL. How close am I?
Posted on 8/1/21 at 9:40 pm to Shingo
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OUR PASS DEFENSE WAS TERRIBLE!!! So technically we actually won!
The worst in the country.
Again, it's more about the matchups themselves instead of the actual winner of the game when this is brought up.
Thank God for Elko.
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You are exhausting with your terrible acumen. Go back to poking your Jimbo voodoo dolls with needles psychopath.
You seem quite triggered, Aggie
Posted on 8/1/21 at 9:41 pm to SidewalkTiger
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Thank God for Elko.
who returns 9 starters from last year's defense and 19/22 from the 2-deep.
Posted on 8/1/21 at 9:41 pm to SidewalkTiger
All those things are true though 
Posted on 8/1/21 at 9:41 pm to SidewalkTiger
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third round NFL draft pick
A 3rd rounder and in three full years all Jimbo got out of him was 63 passing TDs (21 per season)
Joe Burrow, an Ed Orgeron developed QB, threw 60 TDs… in one season
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