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Brent Bielema is literally walking the sidelines at 400 plus

Posted on 11/6/26 at 8:06 pm
Posted by CID 310
Heart of Dixie
Member since Feb 2009
745 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 8:06 pm
How can you not GLP 1 making that kind of money?
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
7671 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 8:08 pm to
I expect his face to explode any minute.
Posted by pgaddxn
between here and there
Member since Jul 2008
4802 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 8:09 pm to
Is his wife still a hard 8?
Posted by tBrand
Member since Oct 2022
5107 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 8:10 pm to
GLP1 is for women, Bret Bielema is all man
Posted by 1801
Charleston
Member since Aug 2012
9367 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 8:10 pm to
big tin football game flow plays at the pace of the DMV - it's remarkable really -

Posted by theballguy
My alter account
Member since Oct 2011
45248 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 8:10 pm to
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Is his wife still a hard 8?



His wife is a step below Fergie level which is close to the Mendoza line

The man's name is Bert.

Peace be upon him.
This post was edited on 11/6/26 at 8:12 pm
Posted by RockyRococco
Jacksonville FL
Member since Aug 2021
2493 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 8:11 pm to
I guarantee that shite permanently fricks your endocrine system or something
there's no free lunches in life
Posted by theballguy
My alter account
Member since Oct 2011
45248 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 8:13 pm to
quote:

I guarantee that shite permanently fricks your endocrine system or something
there's no free lunches in life


This. People need to open their front door, walk for 10 minutes and then return.

Increase this as your body demands which it will. Exercise is normal. You have to fight it to not do it and remain a fatass for life.
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
22218 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 8:14 pm to
quote:

Is his wife still a hard 8?


Yes.

Dude is living every fat guys dream.
Coaching ball and hitting that from behind.
Posted by pgaddxn
between here and there
Member since Jul 2008
4802 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 8:16 pm to
quote:

Mendoza line


What????
She was an easily a hard 8 at arky. Did she get hit by a truck? In the face?
Posted by pgaddxn
between here and there
Member since Jul 2008
4802 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 8:17 pm to
Right
Making millions and fricking that 8 as is??

Lose weight for what? Who wants to get old and die?
Posted by razorbackfan4life
Northwest Arkansas
Member since Apr 2011
9712 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 9:50 pm to
I liked Bret.

His father passed away pretty recently(last week I think..)

Hopefully he can get a W for his pops.
Posted by pgaddxn
between here and there
Member since Jul 2008
4802 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 9:59 pm to
I liked old Bert too. He wasn’t our coach so i didn’t have to deal with that part. He always seemed like a dude you’d drink a beer with.
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21225 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 10:00 pm to
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his wife

No pics?
Sir, there are rules here
Posted by pgaddxn
between here and there
Member since Jul 2008
4802 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 10:02 pm to
I mean I was just asking if she’s still an 8. OP kinda has the responsibility of posting the obligatory pic right?

You know what, frick it. I’ll pick up his slack.
Posted by pgaddxn
between here and there
Member since Jul 2008
4802 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 10:04 pm to


You’re all welcome
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
70077 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 10:04 pm to
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How can you not GLP 1 making that kind of money?


With the kind of money he has, he could skip the GLP 1 and just go straight to regular liposuction.
This post was edited on 11/6/26 at 10:05 pm
Posted by theballguy
My alter account
Member since Oct 2011
45248 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 10:04 pm to
She got beat up, bro.
Posted by pgaddxn
between here and there
Member since Jul 2008
4802 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 10:08 pm to


No bruh
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