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Bama's Defense is Re-Awakening

Posted on 9/7/26 at 12:35 am
Posted by Robustusk
Member since Sep 2026
75 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 12:35 am
Don't be afraid. Don't be scared. Accept it and acknowledge that the greatest nemesis ever known in the SEC, Alabama's vaunted defense, is coming back strong.

After playing ECU, which may have been the toughest team any SEC team faced over this extended weekend, Alabama sits at #1 in the SEC and #3 in the nation in rushing yards allowed.

It's going to be a fun season.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
383 Hoosier Daddy Lane
Member since Dec 2013
39626 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 12:35 am to
Literally no one gives a frick about Alabama. Most of us forgot you goobers were still here.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
53178 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 12:36 am to
Sometimes I wish my brain worked like yours

What a funky situation that would be just believing wild shite
Posted by Robustusk
Member since Sep 2026
75 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 1:11 am to
quote:

Sometimes I wish my brain worked like yours

What a funky situation that would be just believing wild shite


It's not wild. If your brain did work like mine, you could read stats for yourself, maybe one day you can, and determine that Alabama is 1st in the SEC and 3rd nationally in rushing yards allowed.

Don't be jealous.
Posted by LSUtiger89
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
4757 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 1:12 am to


No one gives a shite.
Posted by Bigbens42
Trussvegas
Member since Nov 2013
21619 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 1:12 am to
If “sucking your own dick” was a thread.
Posted by Bigbens42
Trussvegas
Member since Nov 2013
21619 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 1:13 am to
Also hi chicken
Posted by Flyin'Cajun
Wiregrass, AL
Member since Dec 2011
1036 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 3:00 am to
Look bud, it was ECU…I realize that they have a better baseball program than Alabama, but they suck in football.

Let’s talk later on in the season.
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
18343 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 4:14 am to
quote:

After playing ECU, which may have been the toughest team any SEC team faced over this extended weekend, Alabama sits at #1 in the SEC and #3 in the nation in rushing yards allowed.



I'm old enough to remember when Alabama fans didn't brag about beating ECU in Week One.
Posted by Robustusk
Member since Sep 2026
75 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 4:19 am to
quote:

I'm old enough to remember when Alabama fans didn't brag about beating ECU in Week One.


Alabama played a much better team than LSU did in week one and every LSU fan currently alive is bragging about beating Clemson like they just beat Alabama in Tiger Stadium, which is the rarest accomplishment in college football.
Posted by da boot daddy
SW La.
Member since Oct 2013
19 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 4:34 am to
Hope it is a fun season. Do y'all like Caitlin now?
Posted by Shocco
Member since Nov 2015
2745 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 4:38 am to
Got to be a fake account to drag Bama into the shiit talking on here. No Bama fan I know is saying this. East Carolina is no measuring mark.
Posted by BamaGradinTn
Murfreesboro
Member since Dec 2008
29467 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:48 am to
quote:

Alabama played a much better team than LSU did in week one




Even I'll admit this is bullshite.

quote:

ECU, which may have been the toughest team any SEC team faced over this extended weekend,


Louisville was ranked #24 in the country, so no.
This post was edited on 9/7/26 at 5:50 am
Posted by Swamp Angel
West Georgia Chicken Farm Territory
Member since Jul 2004
10571 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 7:01 am to
Your defense only looked good because rules don't allow your ADA opponents to use their wheelchairs or crutches on the field.
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
29840 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 7:30 am to
Literally no one is talking about Alabama.

At 11:00 am Saturday every topic on this board was LSU and Lane related while yall were playing in the Mizzou time slot.
Posted by JasonDBlaha
Woodlands, Texas
Member since Apr 2023
5339 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 8:37 am to
No one cares about your “history”.

70% of your program’s “history” is based on two coaches who coached fifty years apart during their tenures.
This post was edited on 9/7/26 at 8:39 am
Posted by GhostofAlfredBlue
Member since Nov 2023
181 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 8:38 am to
How sad is this lol
Posted by JCinBAMA
North of Huntsville
Member since Oct 2009
18428 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 9:10 am to
How's your throat feeling this morning?
Were you troubled about having to go against your suck, Daddy?

Posted by That LSU Guy
Public Enemy #1 & #2
Member since Jul 2008
16259 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 9:11 am to
I love that you keep getting banned, altie.
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
42468 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 9:42 am to
quote:

No one cares about your “history”.

70% of your program’s “history” is based on two coaches who coached fifty years apart during their tenures.


Still better than Aggy where 100% of your history is futility
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