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re: Bama has a fricking sideline MRI machine. We spend on things that matter. LSU doesn’t.
Posted on 11/8/26 at 3:41 pm to SidewalkTiger
Posted on 11/8/26 at 3:41 pm to SidewalkTiger
I won't be surprised when the OP ends up on message board geniuses.
Posted on 11/8/26 at 3:44 pm to TideSaint
I think Jeff Allen holds a patent on it
Posted on 11/8/26 at 3:46 pm to Silverback
It's a CT/X-ray/MRI/Ultrasound all in one machine. Patent pending
Posted on 11/8/26 at 3:51 pm to Lonnie Utah
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you don't have one on the sidelines
Sure we do. It was developed by Elizabeth Holmes and can provide a full MRI in 30 seconds due to the flux capacitor increasing speed and the vibranium anti gravity technology canceling out any magnetic interference.
Posted on 11/8/26 at 4:09 pm to _Hurricane_
Surprised LSU didn’t steal one from the children’s hospital
Posted on 11/8/26 at 4:27 pm to _Hurricane_
Texas has a hospital in it's south endzone. Besides I think you can purchase an MRI machine at any Texas Costco at club card prices.
Posted on 11/8/26 at 4:38 pm to Victor R Franko
Lot of people triggered by our MRI machine in here.
Posted on 11/8/26 at 4:42 pm to _Hurricane_
LSU doesn't need to spend on that. If they need an MRI machine they'll just take it from a children's hospital
Posted on 11/8/26 at 5:12 pm to _Hurricane_
Meh, if you say so.
Posted on 11/8/26 at 5:15 pm to _Hurricane_
LSU has an MRI on the sidelines. It’s just child sized.
Because they stole it from the children’s hospital.
Because they stole it from the children’s hospital.
Posted on 11/8/26 at 5:18 pm to dirtsandwich
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Hurricane
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MRI
This post was edited on 11/8/26 at 8:21 pm
Posted on 11/8/26 at 5:20 pm to Sooner1984
We know. Everyone else here was still virgins and never broke rules.
Posted on 11/8/26 at 6:08 pm to SoFla Tideroller
And espresso. You forgot espresso machine.
Posted on 11/8/26 at 7:37 pm to Lonnie Utah
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What I'm not jealous of is your fan base being dumb enough to confuse an MRI machine and an x-ray machine.
I was thinking this as reading the post. What an idiot. Lol
Posted on 11/8/26 at 7:41 pm to _Hurricane_
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LSU doesn’t.
Well, they did paint the visitors' locker room for the team, pink. I'm certain that psyched Keelon Russell out.
Posted on 11/8/26 at 7:48 pm to Lonnie Utah
What would a mobile mri even look like and how mobile would it really be?
Posted on 11/8/26 at 7:51 pm to _Hurricane_
Ultrasound and digital xray perhaps, not MR. And not CT. Do they have gatorade bottles full of barium?
Posted on 11/8/26 at 8:14 pm to _Hurricane_
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Bama has a fricking sideline MRI machine
?????? Say again....
This post was edited on 11/8/26 at 8:15 pm
Posted on 11/8/26 at 8:31 pm to _Hurricane_
We have a bedazzled Sybian that the one fat cheerleader rides. Fan fav.
Posted on 11/8/26 at 8:32 pm to _Hurricane_
Yea but you don’t have an Angel Reese!!! Hahaha.
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