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Bama has a fricking sideline MRI machine. We spend on things that matter. LSU doesn’t.
Posted on 11/8/26 at 9:26 am
Posted on 11/8/26 at 9:26 am
We MRI’d Keelon’s ankle right there in TS.
“We have more money than anyone pumping into our program!”
And yet Bama has better facilities, coaching staff, training staff, and PLAYERS.
It’s a culture problem.
“We have more money than anyone pumping into our program!”
And yet Bama has better facilities, coaching staff, training staff, and PLAYERS.
It’s a culture problem.
This post was edited on 11/8/26 at 9:28 am
Posted on 11/8/26 at 9:31 am to _Hurricane_
We started the medical tent trend and now we're kicking off the mobile radiology machine trend.
Posted on 11/8/26 at 9:36 am to _Hurricane_
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We spend on things that matter
You were spending on things (recruits) long before it was legal, too.
Posted on 11/8/26 at 9:38 am to _Hurricane_
Given the dangers of metal around a mri Machine you don't have one on the sidelines. But keep telling yourself you do....
Posted on 11/8/26 at 9:39 am to Sooner1984
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You were spending on things (recruits) long before it was legal, too
lol says the Oklahoma fan
Posted on 11/8/26 at 9:40 am to TideSaint
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We started the medical tent trend and now we're kicking off the mobile radiology machine trend.
Yeah but LSU has Angel Reese
Posted on 11/8/26 at 9:41 am to _Hurricane_
$50 million roster and a coach with a bleeding vagina, LSU will always be little brother.
Posted on 11/8/26 at 9:45 am to _Hurricane_
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We spend on things that matter
But you have the most two lane roads of any state I’ve ever been in.
Posted on 11/8/26 at 9:47 am to _Hurricane_
But do we have Kevin Costner awkwardly staring at his phone to avoid interacting with our fans??
Do we???
Do we???
Posted on 11/8/26 at 10:12 am to _Hurricane_
Yeah but we should fire Deboer because he squints on the sideline.
Posted on 11/8/26 at 11:22 am to Lonnie Utah
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Given the dangers of metal around a mri Machine you don't have one on the sidelines. But keep telling yourself you do....
Oof someone is jealous of our MRI machine.
Posted on 11/8/26 at 11:25 am to _Hurricane_
What I'm not jealous of is your fan base being dumb enough to confuse an MRI machine and an x-ray machine.
Posted on 11/8/26 at 12:01 pm to Sooner1984
Marcus Dupree says hello
Posted on 11/8/26 at 12:15 pm to _Hurricane_
That's not a MRI.
It's a DASIS.
Deer Antler Spray Injection System
It's a DASIS.
Deer Antler Spray Injection System
Posted on 11/8/26 at 3:23 pm to _Hurricane_
LSU would have one, but there´s no room due to the basketball hoop. Priorities...
Posted on 11/8/26 at 3:29 pm to _Hurricane_
How would it be an mri? It would suck the benches and every other metal object around into itself with the magnets.
Posted on 11/8/26 at 3:32 pm to _Hurricane_
I highly doubt it’s an MRI machine. Not practical for football injuries and quick diagnosis. More likely a digital X-ray.
Posted on 11/8/26 at 3:37 pm to _Hurricane_
Ultrasound or xray not mri
7.8/10 on troll attempt though
7.8/10 on troll attempt though
Posted on 11/8/26 at 3:39 pm to Lonnie Utah
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What I'm not jealous of is your fan base being dumb enough to confuse an MRI machine and an x-ray machine.
A portable MRI that could operate around metal would be some type of miraculous breakthrough.

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