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Bama has a fricking sideline MRI machine. We spend on things that matter. LSU doesn’t.

Posted on 11/8/26 at 9:26 am
Posted by _Hurricane_
Somewhere
Member since Feb 2016
8024 posts
Posted on 11/8/26 at 9:26 am
We MRI’d Keelon’s ankle right there in TS.

“We have more money than anyone pumping into our program!”


And yet Bama has better facilities, coaching staff, training staff, and PLAYERS.

It’s a culture problem.
This post was edited on 11/8/26 at 9:28 am
Posted by Night Vision
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Posted on 11/8/26 at 9:28 am to
Posted by TideSaint
God's country
Member since Sep 2008
86117 posts
Posted on 11/8/26 at 9:31 am to
We started the medical tent trend and now we're kicking off the mobile radiology machine trend.
Posted by Sooner1984
Boone's Farm, Texas
Member since Jan 2017
797 posts
Posted on 11/8/26 at 9:36 am to
quote:

We spend on things that matter


You were spending on things (recruits) long before it was legal, too.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
36980 posts
Posted on 11/8/26 at 9:38 am to
Given the dangers of metal around a mri Machine you don't have one on the sidelines. But keep telling yourself you do....
Posted by BamaNme
Dothan AL
Member since Oct 2020
966 posts
Posted on 11/8/26 at 9:39 am to
quote:

You were spending on things (recruits) long before it was legal, too


lol says the Oklahoma fan
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
55417 posts
Posted on 11/8/26 at 9:40 am to
quote:

We started the medical tent trend and now we're kicking off the mobile radiology machine trend.

Yeah but LSU has Angel Reese
Posted by Simple Solution
Member since Dec 2024
473 posts
Posted on 11/8/26 at 9:41 am to
$50 million roster and a coach with a bleeding vagina, LSU will always be little brother.
Posted by morganwadefan
TN
Member since May 2023
1818 posts
Posted on 11/8/26 at 9:45 am to
quote:

We spend on things that matter


But you have the most two lane roads of any state I’ve ever been in.
Posted by Robot Santa
Member since Oct 2009
46977 posts
Posted on 11/8/26 at 9:47 am to
But do we have Kevin Costner awkwardly staring at his phone to avoid interacting with our fans??

Do we???
Posted by PuertoRicanBlaze
Book Board Admin
Member since Apr 2024
8892 posts
Posted on 11/8/26 at 10:12 am to
Yeah but we should fire Deboer because he squints on the sideline.
Posted by _Hurricane_
Somewhere
Member since Feb 2016
8024 posts
Posted on 11/8/26 at 11:22 am to
quote:

Given the dangers of metal around a mri Machine you don't have one on the sidelines. But keep telling yourself you do....



Oof someone is jealous of our MRI machine.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
36980 posts
Posted on 11/8/26 at 11:25 am to
What I'm not jealous of is your fan base being dumb enough to confuse an MRI machine and an x-ray machine.
Posted by OBMS
Member since Dec 2010
871 posts
Posted on 11/8/26 at 12:01 pm to
Marcus Dupree says hello
Posted by Chad4Bama
Member since Sep 2020
10125 posts
Posted on 11/8/26 at 12:15 pm to
That's not a MRI.

It's a DASIS.

Deer Antler Spray Injection System
Posted by UnwipedBBL
Batin Rewage
Member since Oct 2026
216 posts
Posted on 11/8/26 at 3:23 pm to
LSU would have one, but there´s no room due to the basketball hoop. Priorities...
Posted by Griffindawg
Member since Oct 2013
8473 posts
Posted on 11/8/26 at 3:29 pm to
How would it be an mri? It would suck the benches and every other metal object around into itself with the magnets.
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
10382 posts
Posted on 11/8/26 at 3:32 pm to
I highly doubt it’s an MRI machine. Not practical for football injuries and quick diagnosis. More likely a digital X-ray.
Posted by GambitAUfan
Member since Nov 2010
3383 posts
Posted on 11/8/26 at 3:37 pm to
Ultrasound or xray not mri


7.8/10 on troll attempt though
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
77002 posts
Posted on 11/8/26 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

What I'm not jealous of is your fan base being dumb enough to confuse an MRI machine and an x-ray machine.


A portable MRI that could operate around metal would be some type of miraculous breakthrough.
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