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Bama grads/students, is this guy really a thing?
Posted on 2/6/25 at 7:48 pm
Posted on 2/6/25 at 7:48 pm
He popped up on my reels and now I’ve gone down the rabbit hole of watching his videos. He’s almost 60yrs old and gives off super weirdo vibes but I was wondering if any of you actually paid for his services.
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Posted on 2/6/25 at 7:56 pm to Tigerdew
It's like looking at some weird combo of Matthew McConaughey character from Dazed and Confused crossed with Hugh Freeze and Cobra Kai series version of Johnny Lawrence.
Posted on 2/6/25 at 8:09 pm to Tigerdew
I have him on retainer, he consults me on being a quality poster on this board. I used to be an obsessive no-talent weirdo loser like Mayo or Rabern, but through his steady hand I’ve become the top 99th percentile poster you see standing before you today. Highly recommend.
Posted on 2/7/25 at 5:37 am to Tigerdew
I bet he went to West Alabama or Troy
ETA: I'm kidding I'm kidding!
ETA: I'm kidding I'm kidding!
This post was edited on 2/7/25 at 12:58 pm
Posted on 2/7/25 at 5:49 am to Tigerdew
Reminds me of the dudes that still wear frat polos
Wait, that was him too.
Wait, that was him too.
Posted on 2/7/25 at 5:50 am to thatthang
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but through his steady hand I’ve become the top 99th percentile poster you see standing before you today.
Who is going to tell him?
Posted on 2/7/25 at 5:51 am to Che Boludo
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It's like looking at some weird combo of Matthew McConaughey character from Dazed and Confused crossed with Hugh Freeze and Cobra Kai series version of Johnny Lawrence.
Include Chipper Jones in there so all my male role models can get squeezed in this post will ya
This post was edited on 2/7/25 at 5:52 am
Posted on 2/7/25 at 7:55 am to jangalang
Might as well add Joe Dirt to the list while you're at it 
Posted on 2/7/25 at 7:58 am to jangalang
quote:My first upvote ever for ya.
Include Chipper Jones in there so all my male role models can get squeezed in this post
Posted on 2/7/25 at 9:28 am to Tigerdew
From experience I can tell you that this is perfectly normal...
It is what you do when you graduate from being the "oldest guy in the bar".
It is what you do when you graduate from being the "oldest guy in the bar".
Posted on 2/7/25 at 9:35 am to Gunga Din
I can tell you from experience when I rushed that is not perfectly normal.
If anything what is normal is a wealthy alum allows the frat to come to his lakehouse to do heavy drinking and ride seadoos in the summer. Have done that several times.
If anything what is normal is a wealthy alum allows the frat to come to his lakehouse to do heavy drinking and ride seadoos in the summer. Have done that several times.
Posted on 2/7/25 at 9:48 am to Tigerdew
Never have seen it, but I really hope for this guy's sake it's a poor attempt at parody.
As for him taking selfie videos remarking "you gotta show up where the players are playing" cutting to him awkwardly standing around a bunch of 19-year olds at a makeshift beer pong table (over what is honestly a horrific choice of music)...
As for him taking selfie videos remarking "you gotta show up where the players are playing" cutting to him awkwardly standing around a bunch of 19-year olds at a makeshift beer pong table (over what is honestly a horrific choice of music)...
Posted on 2/7/25 at 9:59 am to jangalang
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Have done that several times
As soon as I find out who you are, you're never coming back.
Posted on 2/7/25 at 10:13 am to Tigerdew
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He popped up on my reels and now I’ve gone down the rabbit hole of watching his videos. He’s almost 60yrs old and gives off super weirdo vibes but I was wondering if any of you actually paid for his services.
Yes, he's real. And yes, it is super creepy. I wonder what the greek life kids say behind his back. Wish someone would tell him to cut it out
Posted on 2/7/25 at 10:15 am to Tigerdew
Got them Austin Powers teef
This thread is the first I've seen of him. Its super weird, and if he would've been made fun of and told to leave in my days at Bama.
This thread is the first I've seen of him. Its super weird, and if he would've been made fun of and told to leave in my days at Bama.
Posted on 2/7/25 at 12:41 pm to Tigerdew
I dont even have to click on it. Yeah I think he is real. I dont know of ANYONE that has used his services. Fraternity pledging is a whole lot different than the sororities and a whole lot less formal.
Posted on 2/7/25 at 12:56 pm to jangalang
it's clearly evident that he's shite faced, so I give him a pass on this one
if there's other incidents, then we need to talk
if there's other incidents, then we need to talk
Posted on 2/7/25 at 1:18 pm to Tigerdew
He goes to the same dentist as bugs bunny.
Posted on 2/7/25 at 2:31 pm to Tigerdew
Please tell me this stupid arse shite is real!!!
First of alll... only at bama!
Second... what a douche!
First of alll... only at bama!
Second... what a douche!
Posted on 2/7/25 at 2:59 pm to Tigerdew
Where did he buy those teeth?
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