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re: Bama fans... If UF beats LSU can you list all the
Posted on 10/8/19 at 2:26 pm to roadGator
Posted on 10/8/19 at 2:26 pm to roadGator
1. Referees
2. Is there a branch office for the SEC within 60 miles of Gainesville?
3. Weather
4. Playcalling
5. Slants/Screen passes
6. Your coach isn't as much fun
7. Burrow was nursing a boo-boo on his non-throwing arm
Ones you won't hear:
1. Florida is the better team
2. Is there a branch office for the SEC within 60 miles of Gainesville?
3. Weather
4. Playcalling
5. Slants/Screen passes
6. Your coach isn't as much fun
7. Burrow was nursing a boo-boo on his non-throwing arm
Ones you won't hear:
1. Florida is the better team
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Posted on 10/8/19 at 2:35 pm to Dude88
Wut?
Posted on 10/8/19 at 2:50 pm to roadGator
What will be the excuses Florida will use for getting the shite beat out of them?
Posted on 10/8/19 at 2:53 pm to roadGator
You won’t have to worry about that.
Posted on 10/8/19 at 2:54 pm to WilliamTaylor21
Good job, road...WillyT is bigly triggered.
Posted on 10/8/19 at 3:15 pm to RT1941
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NCAA (Mark Emmertt) and Saban are best buds
Saban will be done with the A&M beatdown so he will have an empty slate so he can weigh in on the outcome via the SEC office in B'ham or directly with the head ref. He stays on speed dial with both. I think he honestly wants an unbeaten Corndog team since his team has had a shite schedule this year and he needs this win (however redundant it may be) to mean something this year.
Posted on 10/8/19 at 3:18 pm to roadGator
SEC office in Birmingham, Saban gives away free Dodge Chargers, Barber Shop, Saban specifically goes out of his way to keep LSU down, Refs, Coach Bryant and Saban recruit kids just so they don’t sign with LSU, High School coaches in LA push their kids to Alabama, too many fans speak too positively about Saban/Alabama, billboards, NCAA won’t do anything to level the playing field, shadow staff, Alabama fans care too much, Mobile starting Mardi Gras. That’ll be a good start.
Posted on 10/8/19 at 3:24 pm to roadGator
Just have them fill this out and submit it...
Posted on 10/8/19 at 3:25 pm to roadGator
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If UF beats LSU can you list all the
Excuses they will make for the loss in advance for us?
Again, this is rich coming from a Florida fan. I’ve lived in Florida for a long time and I’ve never witnessed a Florida loss where Gator fans didn’t whine about some crap that cost them the game.
Also, good to see you lean on Bama for support. The two most entitled, arrogant fanbases in the SEC: Bama and Florida.
Posted on 10/8/19 at 3:35 pm to JohnnyU
Your lack of self awareness is noted.
Posted on 10/8/19 at 7:17 pm to roadGator
Orgeron averaged 1-7 in the SEC at Ole Piss.
Posted on 10/8/19 at 7:23 pm to Dude88
That says a lot more about OM than Ed O 
Posted on 10/8/19 at 7:33 pm to roadGator
LSU ran out of gas! LSU got a flat tire! LSU didn’t have change for cab fare! LSU lost my tux at the cleaners! LSU locked their keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole our car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T LSU'S FAULT!!!!
Posted on 10/8/19 at 7:35 pm to roadGator
Mama Mullen’s poon.
Posted on 10/8/19 at 7:37 pm to WilliamTaylor21
William I read on the OT that the clap has made a resurgence in american std culture so that might be what’s causing your burning sensation every time you micturate. Get checked out buddy.
Posted on 10/8/19 at 7:48 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
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They'll just disappear for a few weeks and then show up before the bama game talking about how the loss to florida was really the best thing that could have happened to them. They're a new team now with a new focus, and really going into the bama game with 1 loss means that none of the pressure is on them and they can just play loose and play with swagger. Lots of "bama can't lose" and "we comin" drivel will accompany this rhetoric. Then we'll cream them, and they'll retreat back to the tiger rant again and get the pitchforks out on whomever is deemed the scapegoat. My guess is Dave Aranda
Church.
Posted on 10/8/19 at 8:11 pm to TH03
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LSU fans don't disappear like the other pussy fan bases here
One of my favorite SEC rant dichotomies is “LSU fans just constantly talk shite no matter what!!!! Delusional!!!!” v. “LSU fans disappear after any loss for months!!!! Bandwagon pussies!!!!”
Posted on 10/8/19 at 8:24 pm to roadGator
"If Devin White didn't forego his senior year we would have crushed yall"
Posted on 10/8/19 at 8:31 pm to roadGator
1) Refs
2) Refs
3) SEC offices in Birmingham (Really just another way of saying refs)
4) Bama cheats (Chargers, steroids, also another way if saying refs)
5) Refs
2) Refs
3) SEC offices in Birmingham (Really just another way of saying refs)
4) Bama cheats (Chargers, steroids, also another way if saying refs)
5) Refs
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