Favorite team:Alabama 
Location:Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
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Interests:Hunting, Offshore, Inshore, BJJ
Occupation:PM-Pipeline Contractor
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Registered on:7/11/2013
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’m really wanting to bang my wife’s sister. We’ll see how that goes.


What could go wrong?

re: Toughest course in the Houston area

Posted by MWP on 12/18/25 at 11:50 am to
Yep Deerwood is light years ahead of all the courses on the reservation but it is also light years ahead in that monthly bill as well. Luckily I get to play it a bunch with a vendor who also lives in Kingwood. I don’t think Deerwood is Mag Creek level hard but it does have some quirks that can bite you if you don’t know the course at all. What I like about it is they keep it in great shape despite the hurricane damages and they just redid the greens. It also isn’t a boring course and has some pretty scenic holes plus it has the Tin Cup hole.
I’m the exact opposite. I book every flight I take at the back of the plane on a aisle seat and when everyone is in a mad arse rush to get off I usually just get up and go to the restroom while everybody just stands waiting for the aisle to clear. One less thing I have to do once I’m off the plane.

re: Where is all the OU/Bama mud slinging?

Posted by MWP on 12/17/25 at 1:30 pm to
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The game is a pick em for good reason. Nobody has a fricking clue what is going to happen.

I'm not sure any result would be surprising.


This is exactly how I felt going into the Auburn game this year and it played out exactly like I thought it would.
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MMA fighters and boxers are actually some of the nicest ppl you'll ever be around in public. Obviously some are assholes, but lots of even current UFC guys are just good dudes. Kind of like knowing you can kick anyones arse kind of makes you lose all the bullshite fake tough guy pretenses and you have nothing it prove.


I train BJJ and my previous school was owned by a dude that did MMA so we had lots of upper tier MMA and UFC guys come in from time to time. You are right, most UFC guys are pretty legit and pretty humble. We have had Matt Hughes, Melvin Guillard, and Tim Credeur come in to train. In fact, Tim gave a standing invite that any body from Houston that came through Lafayette could come roll anytime and since I used to travel to our office in Geismar a lot back in the day for my real job I took him up on that. That is where I met one Duston Poirier but he was just really a kid back then. Also have trained with Nate Diaz through Kron Gracie at Kron's school. Nate might come across as an arse but he is honestly really cool.

re: We peaked as a country in 1992…

Posted by MWP on 12/17/25 at 9:02 am to
I agree. Times were much simpler then. Hand held cell phones were just becoming a thing but everyone wasn’t addicted to their phones like they are now. Internet wasn’t really a thing either which is just another addiction. Our military just got done pushing Iraq’s shite in back to the Stone Age. We didn’t really have any military threats which kinda sucked to a degree because we started gutting that same military. Ducks still migrated to Louisiana.

re: Toughest course in the Houston area

Posted by MWP on 12/16/25 at 2:46 pm to
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I'm thinking Kingwood Island cause it's dumber than a liberal.


Front nine is actually pretty easy. Yep the back nine has kinda an absurd layout and obviously 18 is a challenge if you can't drive over the water. With that said, I rarely play it unless I get sucked into it for a tournament. I pretty much stick to the Forest or Lakes when I play on the reservation.
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The Smith machine sucks.


Gonna disagree. I rotate it in pretty much for Inclines only though. Not saying it is a staple exercise because honestly I am pretty well all db's but it is a good change of pace exercise. To each is own.
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Beautiful freaking place though


Did you really mean Camp Pendleton?

re: Possible relocation to Houston

Posted by MWP on 12/12/25 at 1:33 pm to
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My biggest thing is safety and good schools. I can drive to entertainment etc.


Got several buddies in League City and one in Friendswood. All have kids that that have made it through high school into college. None of them have complained about schools at either place. What I like about a Houston burb is being able to go eat and do stuff without having to drive unless you want to go into the city. You can certainly do that in League City. It is a self contained place unlike Kingwood where I live that doesn't have a ton of good places to eat or do much like the Woodlands.

re: Bawcomville made CNN

Posted by MWP on 12/12/25 at 1:24 pm to
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Liberals wanting to escape from California and New York will now flood our blissful town and ruin it.


If there is ever a place that would never get invaded by Libs it is Bawcomville. One look at the mill and the smoke plume from I-20 and that would be a hard no.

re: 191lb 17yo baw bench pressing 405lbs

Posted by MWP on 12/12/25 at 11:08 am to
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i wish i was 17 benching 405....do you understand how rare that is?



I couldn't sniff 405 when I was 17. Shite, I thought 225 was heavy then. If you could put 3 plates on you were a man walking around boys at our high school and we weren't exactly a pushover at football. There may have been a dozen dudes that could press much over 315. Heck 405 is a milestone that most advanced lifters never hit.
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Crenshaw is the swampiest of the swamp rats. I think he's got a pretty big stronghold in his district, but hopefully someone primaries him.


He is the congressman for our district. Dan has held a vice grip on any competition that has stepped up to primary him although I see that coming to an end or at least becoming more contested if the last town hall he had here is any indication. Lets just say that thing didn't go all that well. I think he has pretty well had a falling out with his base here.

I lost all respect for Dan with has handling of Eddie's situation. You would think Team guys would actually help each other out but it is actually a running joke in the Teams that absent of an enemy you go after each other. Eddie tried to work the Team's angle with Dan and he pretty well blew him off to the point I think he borderline tried to railroad Eddie. Eddie has been pretty vocal about it so it's pretty well common knowledge now and I actually think Eddie did that on multiple Shawn Ryan podcasts so you have to figure Shawn was already anti-Dan. Add to the fact that SEAL's aren't ones to escape any limelight or drama and it looks like this situation just adds more fuel to that fire. Should be fun to watch this little dust up play out.

Bama made a strong push about 5 years ago tapping into the Houston area. We live in a H-town suburb and I have a son that graduated back then. Bama recruited his high school pretty hard. Obviously I wanted him to go there but he got into aviation his Junior year and wanted to become a pilot so he ended up at LA Tech on damn near a full ride but several of his buddies ended up in T-town. They all pledged fraternities and said that over half of their pledge classes were OOS'ers with lots coming from the NE with the rest lol Texans and Georgia kids that couldn't get into UGA.
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The Monroe lawyer who got caught by his kid getting butt pirated by the chef was a good one.


The song that was made for this was a classic.

It's kind of weird that there was really no collateral damage from this. The lawyer is still married and has his practice intact with his wife and the chef still runs his little restaurant empire. All still in Monroe.
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I don't understand how someone thinks they can DL 455 from a disadvantaged position (balls over your face, bar too far from their legs, etc.) I get that people panic in a crisis, but it should take 3 seconds to realize to run to one side of the bar and hold it up so you could roll out from underneath it.


There was so many mistakes that happened with that lift I am so lucky that I was able to walk away from it. It changed how I lifted moving forward forever. Honestly I have been caught a couple of times previously to that situation on flat barbell bench without a spotter where I couldn't get it and had to dump the weight but I never use pins. I learned that from when I first started lifting. Makes a hell of a racket doing that and you look like a tool in the process but you are walking away with nothing but a bruised ego. I should of caught that he put those on the bar before even attempting that lift, especially with a spotter I didn't know and especially with that weight. I will never make that mistake again. As for spotters, I learned that you damn well better trust that person can get that weight off you if shite hits the fan because you tear a pec doing flat barbell bench, you might not even be able to even see saw the weight off of you.

re: Is having kids worth it?

Posted by MWP on 12/10/25 at 11:42 am to
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Nursing homes are filled with elderly parents with kids that don't give a damn about them and never visit.


I am well aware of this and it is sad. Especially to the vets who I am very partial too. They deserve better. I say this because my wife and her family just put her dad in a nursing home. It has been a borderline trainwreck as my MIL is not the easiest to handle this situation. They started with in home care but that didn't work because they couldn't get responsible care or dependable help. Honestly that could be a legit business venture but I digress. My wife goes to see her dad every day but she is a unicorn. I bet 90% of the people hardly get a visitor whether it is family or friends. Really hit home at Thanksgiving. With that said, at least the kids involved had something to do with getting them there and that is the problem I have seen with the folks getting into this situation. They literally don't plan for the situation and I can only imagine what it would be like for some without kids. Without my wife, my FIL would be up a creek without a paddle.

re: Is having kids worth it?

Posted by MWP on 12/10/25 at 10:46 am to
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She is really enjoying herself but when shes older and there is nobody there for her she will probably have regrets of being childless and single.



Obviously answers are going to be completely skewed if you already have kids or not but this is a situation I am seeing with my 70'ish year old parents and some of their friends that did not have kids. Their friends that either couldn't have kids or just said no are coming to the realization that they really don't have anyone to depend on. Not saying this needs to be a factor in deciding to have kids since even kids abandon their parents but it is something to consider.
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Straps are where it's at.


I have seen those however, once I got out of my powerlifting phase and I hit 40, I pretty much quit barbell chest anything. That goes for flat, incline, or decline. Too much injury risk for not enough reward. I am strictly db's now and mix it up with the smith machine maybe every 3rd chest workout.
A could have been me moment reading this. Back in maybe my early 30’s I was doing chest and for some reason started with declines. I remember this day vividly because I went to the gym on my lunch break so wasn’t lifting with my morning crew. We lifted pretty heavy back in those days and honestly that was my first mistake because I should have never went as heavy as I did without a trusted spotter. Anyway I used to use 315 as a gauge on how good my chest day was gonna be since that weight is usually the start of my working sets. Well I repped that pretty easy and wound up going to 455 as my last set. I actually did have a spotter. Older guy that I knew pretty well that was strong for a 60 year old but not really a meathead lifter kind of older guy that I really should have trusted going that heavy. Well I got the first rep clean and went for a 2nd. Bad mistake. I got it about halfway up and hit failure but the old man failed to grab the bar to rack it when I started struggling so it hit my chest and with it being a decline it pinched my elbows back so my pressing ability was severely compromised. To make matters exponentially worse, he put safety pins on the bar that I for some dip shite of me reason didn’t catch prior to this so we couldn’t dump plates to one side. He immediately goes bat shite crazy yelling help at the top of lungs and he tries to deadlift the bar up and gets it about 4 inches up then loses it and drops it right on my upper sternum and my elbows are even more pinched and the bar is rolling toward my throat. I am literally thinking this is it. I am about to die when a dude about my size runs over and helps get it off me. That dude literally saved my life.

Moral of that story is never lift more weight than you can handle without a trusted spotter because if something goes sideways on a barbell chest lift you need someone that can at least handle that weight and never ever use safety pins on a barbell bench press.

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Now I will still get butterflies when I first spot something exciting but they immediately go away when I get behind the rifle as my brain shifts from "hunting" to "shooting."



This for me as well. The more rounds you put downrange where it becomes second nature the less nervous I have become. I get excited when I decide that I am going to take a shot but then it is start my fundamentals. If you don't get some excitement it is probably time to reevaluate some things. I first get control of my breathing and pick out something small to focus on with my target. I follow the aim small miss small philosophy when I shoot. I completely rule out anything else with my target. After a successful shot, then I get excited to the degree that I just pulled the trigger on a live target but I guess at some point killing a deer with a rifle is kinda anti-climatic if it is within an easy kill distance. Obviously longer shots will mean more just because you have to start taking other factors into the equation but it is still following a process that if you practice for in the same type conditions you hunt, you will be ready for when it is go time. Probably the reason why I got into bow hunting.