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re: Auburn surging in the Fulmer Cup race

Posted on 6/2/20 at 4:55 pm to
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
22561 posts
Posted on 6/2/20 at 4:55 pm to
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Need to do away with this one as it's not fair to all participants.

I don't think it's illegal to frick a horse in Alabama.




Hey, everyone has their "privileges", you ain't gonna see weed arrests in California, which probably make up a decent portion of arrests.
This post was edited on 6/2/20 at 4:55 pm
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32479 posts
Posted on 6/2/20 at 4:55 pm to
quote:

Nope, all good in Alabama...



Huh, you're right.



As of 2014.


Kentucky made it illegal a year ago this month.





What took yall so long?
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32479 posts
Posted on 6/2/20 at 4:57 pm to
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just can’t imagine sitting around, thinking, “Let’s name the baby Jashawn!”



Maybe dad was drunk and they mis-heard his drunken slurred speech.


"What's the name sir?"


"Juss Shawn"
This post was edited on 6/2/20 at 4:58 pm
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19495 posts
Posted on 6/2/20 at 5:42 pm to
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I think there is a limit to how many points 1 player can give.


It’s the Ellis T. Jones rule, named after an ex-San Jose State player who I think is still in prison in California. It’s not a limit. The rule is a team can’t win the Fulmer Cup based on points earned by a single player.

From 2006:
“Jones was charged Thursday with 13 felony counts including five counts of robbery, four counts of assault for using a Taser gun on some of his victims and one count of kidnapping to commit robbery for allegedly locking one victim in the trunk of a car. He faces up life in prison with the possibility of parole, according to Leonard James, a deputy district attorney with Santa Clara County.”

There’s also an Ellis T. Jones individual achievement award from the Fulmer Cup people.
This post was edited on 6/2/20 at 5:43 pm
Posted by PokeyTiger
New Iberia
Member since Apr 2020
1968 posts
Posted on 6/2/20 at 6:38 pm to
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It’s one guy, so they’ll need teamwork to have this count, but two arrests in a week is strong competition.


But it really was so

UNFAIR

cuz he was being per-rear-secuted in Jawja

Yoo Knows that wuz Home cookin’ by dem Dawg luvvin demons near Mylanta
Posted by PokeyTiger
New Iberia
Member since Apr 2020
1968 posts
Posted on 6/2/20 at 6:41 pm to
Where exactly in the standings is


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The Answer! Final Drumroll

MAC-10 THE JOKER JONES
After his little stunt a while back


In the form of a Question?

Who is the leading QB Heisman candidate with at least 1 DUI for $1000 Alex

Rrrrrrrhoooo Rrrrrrrhoooo The Daily Double!
This post was edited on 6/2/20 at 6:46 pm
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
17879 posts
Posted on 6/2/20 at 6:48 pm to
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Where exactly in the standings is


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Drumroll again and again

MAC-10 THE JOKER JONES

After his little stunt a while back

1. It's a team effort.
2. It only occurs in the offseason.
3. It resets every year.

Despite not being remotely relevant for the 2020 fulmer cup, mac jones scored 0 points... as it was an arrest during the season.
This post was edited on 6/2/20 at 6:51 pm
Posted by paperwasp
11x HRV tRant Poster of the Week
Member since Sep 2014
23008 posts
Posted on 6/2/20 at 8:19 pm to
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mac jones scored 0 points

Posted by PlateJohnsonIII
Member since Feb 2020
6159 posts
Posted on 6/2/20 at 8:27 pm to
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apparently the officer doesn't have to use a breathalyzer to issue the DUI Less Safe charge


Wtf is this shite? frick Georgia.
“At the officer’s discretion”
Lol, and some people wonder why we have BLM protests. Who wrote this dumbass law anyways?
Posted by Dawg4Life47
Beach
Member since Sep 2013
8428 posts
Posted on 6/3/20 at 9:18 am to
How does it feel having an asterisk next to your championship?

You don't have an outright Natty since 1993.

It's like crowning Barry Bonds the HR king.

Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21236 posts
Posted on 6/3/20 at 9:27 am to
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How does it feel having an asterisk next to your championship?

Lol. There is no asterisk. That's just fodder for UGA to masturbate to. In fact, no BCS champ has ever been as thoroughly investigated and come out completely exonerated like 2010 Auburn did.

quote:

You don't have an outright Natty since 1993.

quote:

Georgia Fan
This post was edited on 6/3/20 at 9:30 am
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21236 posts
Posted on 6/3/20 at 9:31 am to
LINK

Might want to slink right out of this thread, bitch.
Posted by Dawg4Life47
Beach
Member since Sep 2013
8428 posts
Posted on 6/3/20 at 9:33 am to
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and come out completely exonerated like 2010 Auburn did.


No, you didn't. He was ruled ineligible at one point by NCAA.

There was pay for play, Cam got off on a technicality saying he didn't know his "daddy" was getting paid on his behalf.

Posted by Poker Dough
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2018
8589 posts
Posted on 6/3/20 at 9:44 am to
Auburn ruled him ineligible and the NCAA reinstated him, further showing they found nothing. I know it sucks to watch literally every one of your major rivals win it all since you have, find a new team. It's easy for someone like you as a Gwinnett Tech grad
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21236 posts
Posted on 6/3/20 at 9:47 am to
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There was pay for play

Nope
quote:

am got off on a technicality saying he didn't know his "daddy" was getting paid on his behalf.

You are a fricking retard. There was ZERO evidence any money actually changed hands.
Posted by Poker Dough
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2018
8589 posts
Posted on 6/3/20 at 9:52 am to
It never ceases to amaze me how a mildly retarded but functional UGA fan knows more about the investigation than the NCAA and FBI, I guess they forgot to pick his brain. The level of proof needed is a little hire than a rival really really wishing it to be true.
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21236 posts
Posted on 6/3/20 at 9:56 am to
I notice you don't have any comment about your current player raping a girl. But by all means, keep your boner raging for something that happened at your dream school 10 years ago.
Posted by MrAUTigers
Florida
Member since Sep 2013
28285 posts
Posted on 6/3/20 at 10:00 am to
quote:

How does it feel having an asterisk next to your championship?


It feels good.

How does it feel getting to the doorstep and not kicking in the door?
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
78914 posts
Posted on 6/3/20 at 10:04 am to
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15 Attempted Murder Partial credit for incomplete


Posted by Dawg4Life47
Beach
Member since Sep 2013
8428 posts
Posted on 6/3/20 at 10:25 am to
Do tell, which player was convicted of rape you twat ?
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