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Posted on 12/27/13 at 3:15 pm to Gradual_Stroke
Posted on 12/27/13 at 3:15 pm to Gradual_Stroke
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All I'm saying is that if Auburn is a cult, Aggy is the goddamned Roman Catholic Church.
We're like Episcopalian to your Catholicism.
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Posted on 12/27/13 at 3:16 pm to Pettifogger
Posted on 12/27/13 at 3:17 pm to muttenstein
Damn, so many replies in such a short amount of time. Clearly lots of not caring going on.
Posted on 12/27/13 at 3:18 pm to muttenstein
I laughed, but it’s a mixed bag of truth (academic argument) and severe bitterness (Auburn’s success on the field). Nothing more
Posted on 12/27/13 at 3:18 pm to Pettifogger
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Anyway, Auburn is a cult. The family/creed mindset is something people really believe in. We're very conservative, pro-military, Christian-oriented, etc. We're very tight knit and we typically haven't had a lot of sidewalk fans. And we circle the wagons
I am none of those things (lets be clear i'm not anti-military).
and I'm not a big fan of our slogans.
If we were a cult, I'd have been ostracized long ago.*
*Ugh it shames me that we're even trying to discuss this rationally as opposed to just mocking a guy who believes his pissy post on a fansite carries any water
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I have written this rambling screed in the hope that I prevent just one metro Atlanta high school kid with a mediocre GPA and a borderline SAT from making a mistake that could diminish his future credibility.
Hell that'd push me away from georgia more than away from any other school. Who wants to get stuck wit this guy sitting behind you plotting his next facebook attack?
This post was edited on 12/27/13 at 3:21 pm
Posted on 12/27/13 at 3:19 pm to muttenstein
haha holy shite UGA is by far the maddest
This is just pathetic. They will never win a crystal ball with their current coach and the way their administration is stingy so it pains the fans so much when they watch others in the SEC thrive.
Man, I almost feel bad for yall
This is just pathetic. They will never win a crystal ball with their current coach and the way their administration is stingy so it pains the fans so much when they watch others in the SEC thrive.
Man, I almost feel bad for yall
Posted on 12/27/13 at 3:22 pm to piggidyphish
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piggidyphish
So I'm hearing that you're not with us.
Posted on 12/27/13 at 3:22 pm to muttenstein
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Auburn is a traditional landing place for those who hope to attend a large, state school with respected academics, but can't quite make the cut. Instead, they take the next best thing and decide to attend Auburn
I stopped reading right there. Anyone who denies the fact that Auburn is a good school is just foolish and hasn't done any type of research into it. Looking at the schools in Alabama realistically, Alabama has better white collar schools and Auburn has better blue collar schools.
Posted on 12/27/13 at 3:22 pm to Glory, Glory
We need a slogan and a tattoo.
Posted on 12/27/13 at 3:23 pm to muttenstein
I agree that Auburn has a lot of cult characteristics, but the writer comes off as a huge bitch.
Posted on 12/27/13 at 3:23 pm to Pettifogger
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So I'm hearing that you're not with us.
But i'm not against you.
My gut says, 'maybe.'
Posted on 12/27/13 at 3:23 pm to muttenstein
The delusion and butthurt is strong lately from the georgia puppies as of late.
Posted on 12/27/13 at 3:24 pm to Crowknowsbest
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I agree that Auburn has a lot of cult characteristics, but the writer comes off as a huge bitch.
Posted on 12/27/13 at 3:24 pm to muttenstein
Posted on 12/27/13 at 3:40 pm to muttenstein
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Cult
Well yeah . . .
Posted on 12/27/13 at 3:42 pm to kilo
Stages of Team Loss
1. SHOCK & DENIAL - Still caught off-guard, in stage of disbelief.
2. PAIN & GUILT - Blaming the loss on failing to continue traditions. i.e. not wearing favorite underwear or sitting in favorite chair.
3. ANGER & BARGAINING - Reacting with violence or aggression towards other fans. Example: the “Updyke Tree Massacre” or the “Kick-Six Homicide.”
4. "DEPRESSION", REFLECTION, LONELINESS - Reviewing the game or certain plays and pointing out missed calls and the possibility of cheating.
5. THE UPWARD TURN - An outward portrayal of acceptance, but grieving still continues.
6. RECONSTRUCTION & WORKING THROUGH – The first step in true acceptance. Start to hear phrases such as, “its ok, good win, we’ll win next year.”
7. ACCEPTANCE & HOPE – Happens only when they win again.
So what stage of butt hurt is this?
1. SHOCK & DENIAL - Still caught off-guard, in stage of disbelief.
2. PAIN & GUILT - Blaming the loss on failing to continue traditions. i.e. not wearing favorite underwear or sitting in favorite chair.
3. ANGER & BARGAINING - Reacting with violence or aggression towards other fans. Example: the “Updyke Tree Massacre” or the “Kick-Six Homicide.”
4. "DEPRESSION", REFLECTION, LONELINESS - Reviewing the game or certain plays and pointing out missed calls and the possibility of cheating.
5. THE UPWARD TURN - An outward portrayal of acceptance, but grieving still continues.
6. RECONSTRUCTION & WORKING THROUGH – The first step in true acceptance. Start to hear phrases such as, “its ok, good win, we’ll win next year.”
7. ACCEPTANCE & HOPE – Happens only when they win again.
So what stage of butt hurt is this?
Posted on 12/27/13 at 3:47 pm to Bham4Tide
And Bama fans are perfectly normal....
Posted on 12/27/13 at 3:49 pm to muttenstein
Not sure what's funnier, a butt hurt UGA fan laughing at this or Bama fans agreeing.
Posted on 12/27/13 at 3:57 pm to muttenstein
UGA is as AUBsessed as it gets. 
Posted on 12/27/13 at 4:00 pm to AU86
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Another butthurt whining bitch from Jawja. You people are embarrassing. Where's your FSU emblem?
you seem mad.
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