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re: Auburn fan crashes car into kerosene pump.Claims to be Jesus Christ.

Posted on 2/14/13 at 5:11 pm to
Posted by 420centraltime
Gump nation
Member since Feb 2013
968 posts
Posted on 2/14/13 at 5:11 pm to
A while back we had a tenant that rented from us that was a huge Auburn fan and claimed he was Tim Tebow's cousin. So this dosen't surprise me.
Posted by TheSandman
Notasulga
Member since Nov 2010
19432 posts
Posted on 2/14/13 at 5:13 pm to
Holy frick guys there's an article up from the Montgomery Advertiser now. Apparently the dude was an "avid Auburn football fan" and would post on "various message boards" including here.

LINK
Posted by allin2010
Auburn
Member since Aug 2011
18316 posts
Posted on 2/14/13 at 5:13 pm to
quote:

Posted by Message crimsonsaint
That's gotta be allin


Sorry to disappoint, but not me. I am a Christian and I dislike how far Chiz took the God Thing. So I Blame Chiz for this moron.
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54697 posts
Posted on 2/14/13 at 5:22 pm to
Got me.
Posted by CrimsonChin
the gutter.
Member since Feb 2010
5857 posts
Posted on 2/14/13 at 5:26 pm to
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37471 posts
Posted on 2/14/13 at 5:35 pm to
FYI ppl used to get banned for Rick rolling.
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53692 posts
Posted on 2/14/13 at 5:36 pm to
Posted by DGunter
Wichita, KS
Member since Jun 2012
183 posts
Posted on 2/14/13 at 5:36 pm to
JC has some man boobs
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37471 posts
Posted on 2/14/13 at 5:37 pm to
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38477 posts
Posted on 2/14/13 at 5:46 pm to
He's an Auburn fan?

Then there's an outside show he IS Jesus, so watch your step.
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
13141 posts
Posted on 2/14/13 at 6:34 pm to
What's going on guys. Sorry I have not had a chance to post yet today. I had a car accident today and then healed a blind man. Did I miss anything interesting.
Posted by Jimmie Rustler
MS
Member since Jan 2013
613 posts
Posted on 2/14/13 at 6:38 pm to
Yea some dumb frick thought he was Jesus.

Ran into a pump to die for your sins which are many.
Posted by UKWildcatsFAN
Bowling Green
Member since Sep 2011
5690 posts
Posted on 2/14/13 at 7:06 pm to
I was just in decatur this weekend. I'm glad I got out when I did. I am really not suprised this happened down there considering it is a huge religious area. I wonder what his religious afiliation is if he claims to be the christ?
Posted by Dribble
Hey, nice marmot.
Member since Jun 2008
9576 posts
Posted on 2/14/13 at 7:27 pm to
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Jesus.

You said it man...
This post was edited on 2/14/13 at 7:28 pm
Posted by jfran23
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
1340 posts
Posted on 2/14/13 at 7:40 pm to


Bless you. Funniest stuff ive heard in a long time.
This post was edited on 2/14/13 at 7:41 pm
Posted by AUTiger2234
Member since Dec 2012
565 posts
Posted on 2/14/13 at 7:47 pm to
Posted by PepaSpray
Adamantium Membership
Member since Aug 2012
11080 posts
Posted on 2/14/13 at 7:54 pm to
Ugh. Bama was due an arrest. This is just a fan. A weirdo, but meh
Posted by Tiger n Miami AU83
Miami
Member since Oct 2007
45656 posts
Posted on 2/14/13 at 8:05 pm to
R_o_y was on a roll earlier today and hasn't posted since about a half hour before the accident.

Dammit R_o_y.
Posted by CrimsonFever
Gump Hard or Go Home
Member since Jul 2012
18049 posts
Posted on 2/14/13 at 8:27 pm to
I haven't see Rig post today either.
Posted by BamaChick
Terminus
Member since Dec 2008
21393 posts
Posted on 2/14/13 at 8:27 pm to
lol That shite fricked up the traffic but good.

Messed me up running my errands.

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