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Attention Missouri The Rules of Conduct in the SEC which you must Abide By

Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:33 pm
Posted by Porker Face
Eden Isle
Member since Feb 2012
15356 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:33 pm
1. Get some hot pussy
2. Get a real stadium, ditch the gravel M and the omnipresent italics
3. Win a conference game
4. Learn how to tailgate
5. Tell your players to stop talking shite until they actually achieve something
6. Keep Pinkel away from booze
7. Warm up your arctic climate
8. Start calling it "Coke"
9. Learn how to BBQ
10. If you don't follow the above, GTFO
Posted by BamaFan89
T-Town
Member since Dec 2009
19297 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:35 pm to
quote:

1. Get some hot pussy
2. Get a real stadium, ditch the gravel M and the omnipresent italics
3. Win a conference game
4. Learn how to tailgate
5. Tell your players to stop talking shite until they actually achieve something

7. Warm up your arctic climate
8. Start calling it "Coke"
9. Learn how to BBQ
10. If you don't follow the above, GTFO


:kige:
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90784 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:35 pm to
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Posted by SwayzeBalla
Member since Dec 2011
19453 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:36 pm to
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3. Win a conference game


Hey frick you.
Posted by BamaSaint12
Crab Island, Destin
Member since Jan 2007
1542 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:36 pm to
in all fairness brother, d'em dudes can bbq. ridiculous burnt ends
Posted by SwayzeBalla
Member since Dec 2011
19453 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:38 pm to
I thought KC was sort of known for their bbq?
This post was edited on 10/10/12 at 6:39 pm
Posted by 13-0 Branding Iron
Houston Memorial
Member since Jul 2012
310 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:39 pm to
quote:

Win a conference game
Yeah that's going to be a death race between Ole Miss and Mizzery,
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145238 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:39 pm to
kc is known for their ribs
Posted by eenerd
Huntsville, AL
Member since Sep 2012
10 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:40 pm to
Hey SwayzeBalla, at least you have Auburn left. Streak over!
This post was edited on 10/10/12 at 6:42 pm
Posted by CockRocket
Columbia, SC
Member since May 2012
6840 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:42 pm to
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Yeah that's going to be a death race between Ole Miss and Mizzery

And Kentucky and Auburn.
Posted by SwayzeBalla
Member since Dec 2011
19453 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:42 pm to
quote:

13-0 Branding Iron


Did you think that was funny?
Posted by 13-0 Branding Iron
Houston Memorial
Member since Jul 2012
310 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:45 pm to
I don't think, I concentrate.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
99223 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:46 pm to
11. And get rid of those fricking helmets.
Posted by BreakawayZou83
Kansas City, Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
9505 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:46 pm to
You've gone from trolling all Mizzou threads to starting your own threads about Mizzou. We own your head.


Also, DIAGF.
This post was edited on 10/10/12 at 6:47 pm
Posted by Porker Face
Eden Isle
Member since Feb 2012
15356 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:48 pm to
quote:

You've gone from trolling all Mizzou threads to starting your own threads about Mizzou


Just responding to one of your own posters with some SEC rules/regs
Posted by Marty McFrat
Arkansas hell
Member since Feb 2011
14827 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:48 pm to
Do you not have mid terms tomorrow?
Posted by SwayzeBalla
Member since Dec 2011
19453 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:49 pm to
quote:

I don't think, I concentrate


You concentrate on other dudes
Posted by 13-0 Branding Iron
Houston Memorial
Member since Jul 2012
310 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:49 pm to
quote:

Did you think that was funny?
And YES, that was fricking HILARIOUS... unless of course you haven't won a conference game in years.
Posted by Porker Face
Eden Isle
Member since Feb 2012
15356 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:50 pm to
quote:

Do you not have mid terms tomorrow?


Lol yes, taking a break from studying for transportation engr
Posted by 13-0 Branding Iron
Houston Memorial
Member since Jul 2012
310 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:50 pm to
Right now I'm concentrating on your mom.
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