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re: Are men only as faithful as their options?

Posted on 4/10/12 at 10:04 am to
Posted by LOCO5150
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Posted on 4/10/12 at 10:04 am to
Alright, haters.

Let's say that this is your option, and she is throwing it at you.



I'm sure you would give her the moral speech about how you take your vowels seriously, and blah blah blah.
Now STFU.
Posted by augrad00
Member since Nov 2010
1354 posts
Posted on 4/10/12 at 10:04 am to
Petrino was a liar when he was hired. He's been shady everywhere he's been. Arkansas hired him anyway which means they prefer winning over character. 22-5 over the last 2 seasons isn't a fireable offense.
Posted by parkjas2001
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Posted on 4/10/12 at 10:04 am to
quote:


I'm sure you would give her the moral speech about how you take your vowels seriously, and blah blah blah.
Now STFU.


Vows moron
Posted by Lee County Tiger
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Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 4/10/12 at 10:05 am to
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JMFC, are you MFR? How can you MF justify his MF actions when his MF arse may cost your MF school a MF coach, money, and a hot, 25, crackin' walnuts open with her arse year old, all kinds of MF shite?

BTW, the OP was MF pathetic.


First off, don't abbreviate the lord's name in vain.


2nd off, you jealous BMFP pulls a better slampiece than you.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
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Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 4/10/12 at 10:06 am to
we hired him to win not turn down good side pussy.

Posted by Funky Tide 8
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Posted on 4/10/12 at 10:06 am to
This whole situation has really put the hog posters' IQs on display.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
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Posted on 4/10/12 at 10:07 am to
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how you take your vowels seriously


Yes I take A,E,I,O,U very seriously. I am a moral fanatic about my vowels.
Posted by BloodSweat&Beers
One Particular Harbor, Fl
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 4/10/12 at 10:07 am to
quote:

Alright, haters.

Let's say that this is your option, and she is throwing it at you.

quote:

I'm sure you would give her the moral speech about how you take your vowels seriously, and blah blah blah.
Now STFU.


I tell her to make me a sammich and GTFO. Frick Texas.
:OTamIdoingitright:
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 4/10/12 at 10:07 am to
petrino cheated on his wife and used public money to accomplish this goal, effectively stealing from the public for a glorified prostitute.



Posted by allin2010
Auburn
Member since Aug 2011
18475 posts
Posted on 4/10/12 at 10:07 am to
quote:

'm sure you would give her the moral speech about how you take your vowels seriously, and blah blah blah.
Now STFU.


Dude, we know you and Bobby have low values... but not everyone is the same. Yes a percentage of folks would cheat on their wives, but many would not...

Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
156970 posts
Posted on 4/10/12 at 10:08 am to
You are right. I take my consonants way more seriously than my vowels. This is why.

You cn elminte certain vowls and stll get your point acrss. It's much harder to do sans consonants. a ou ea is?





(Can you read this?)
Posted by LOCO5150
NWA
Member since Sep 2011
4867 posts
Posted on 4/10/12 at 10:10 am to
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Dude, we know you and Bobby have low values... but not everyone is the same. Yes a percentage of folks would cheat on their wives, but many would not..


Because their options aren't good enough.
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37817 posts
Posted on 4/10/12 at 10:12 am to
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but wait until you are in your 50's and you have a hot 25 year old blonde athlete with 4% body fat wrap her long arse legs around you


Idk if you've noticed or not but 25 yr olds don't typically wrap their legs around 50 yr old dudes. Quite sure if he wasn't UA's HC, and didn't give her a job, then his chances of tapping that would be slim to none.

quote:

I actually feel really sorry for Petrino that he was bamboozled into a relationship with this young siren.


I feel sorry for the girl. It can't be enjoyable having some old dude all over you.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
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Posted on 4/10/12 at 10:13 am to
This thread is losing steam we need more COWBELL.
Posted by DoubleDown
New Orleans, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 4/10/12 at 10:13 am to
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It's called self control, I learned about it in taekwando.

Holy shite I laughed at this. I agree though. Self-control/self-restraint.
Posted by LOCO5150
NWA
Member since Sep 2011
4867 posts
Posted on 4/10/12 at 10:14 am to
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Idk if you've noticed or not but 25 yr olds don't typically wrap their legs around 50 yr old dudes


Most 50 year old dudes aren't BMFP either. He is swagtastic.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
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Posted on 4/10/12 at 10:17 am to
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He is swagtastic.


Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 4/10/12 at 10:18 am to
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Very close to an Arkie shirt




Except it actually says LSU on it in big block letters.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 4/10/12 at 10:18 am to
Best thread this morning.

Posted by gallagherkck
Member since Nov 2009
3243 posts
Posted on 4/10/12 at 10:20 am to
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First off, don't abbreviate the lord's name in vain.


First, it's "Lord," capitalized, dipshit. Second, JC isn't the Lord, he is the Lord's son. Third, and thus, I didn't take his name in vain.

quote:

2nd off, you jealous BMFP pulls a better slampiece than you.


Son, you don't know me.
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