Started By
Message

re: All My LSU Friends Have Been Texting They're Scared of Saturday

Posted on 9/21/25 at 1:36 pm to
Posted by caliegeaux
Booo Cheeeen
Member since Aug 2004
12279 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 1:36 pm to
You lie and you stink. Can I tailgate with you Saturday? Making my first trip up there and dying for a finger sandwich.
Posted by LeadingTiger
Prestige Worldwide hq
Member since Aug 2022
942 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

They should be scared. They haven’t played a team with a winning record yet.

Sorry we didn’t have a chance to play power house Austin peay
Posted by Tiger4life306
Member since Apr 2016
621 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 1:41 pm to
You and I, and everyone else knows that stat does not matter because he wasn’t coaching at LSU for those 18 seasons.

You want to compare Nick Saban’s coaching record at Michigan State vs. Alabama? Do you think they were the same, or even similar?

You’re grasping at straws here lmao
This post was edited on 9/21/25 at 1:41 pm
Posted by TigerScorpion
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2018
1628 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

All My LSU Friends Have Been Texting They're Scared of Saturday


They’re just trying to make your bitch arse feel better about what’s coming.
Posted by Aguga
Member since Aug 2021
3614 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

Nick Saban’s


Avg Losses per Year: ~2.5 (71 losses ÷ 28 seasons)

Posted by Bryno1960
Off River Road
Member since Aug 2013
3231 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 1:55 pm to
Not sure why LSU would be afraid but okay.
Posted by Harry Boutte
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2024
3462 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 1:56 pm to
quote:

Avg Losses per Year: ~4 (73 losses ÷ ~18 full FBS seasons)

UGA football: 895–432–54 (0.668)

0.668 x 12 game season = 8 wins, 4 losses. Expecting anything else would be moving the goal posts.

UGA vs LSU: 14-18-1 (0.439). Expecting anything else would be moving the goal posts.
Posted by Tiger4life306
Member since Apr 2016
621 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 2:01 pm to
Man you really don’t know when to stop do you? LOLOLOL I’ll keep playing this game with you.

As you mentioned Saban averaged 2.5 losses after 28 seasons. That’s 10 more seasons than B. Kelly.
Kelly has had 18 seasons. Not 28.

Want to know what Saban’s record was in his first 18 seasons as a college head coach?
170-57-1
57/18 seasons = 3.16 losses per year in 18 seasons.

So, to your original point earlier:
quote:

Your coach averages 4 losses a season. Expecting anything different would be moving the goalposts.


After Saban’s final 10 years at Alabama, his avg. losses per year IMPROVED from 3.16 per year down to 2.5 losses per year.
This post was edited on 9/21/25 at 2:04 pm
Posted by Aguga
Member since Aug 2021
3614 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 2:03 pm to
LSU’s all-time win % ˜ 64.6%
Posted by Aguga
Member since Aug 2021
3614 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 2:06 pm to
Nick Saban – 7 titles
• 1 at LSU (2003)
• 6 at Alabama (2009, 2011, 2012, 2015, 2017, 2020)

2. Kirby Smart – 2 titles
• Georgia (2021, 2022)


















3. Brian Kelly – 0 titles
Posted by vidtiger23
Member since Feb 2012
7574 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 2:07 pm to
I think it’ll be a tough game. Would not be surprised to see us go down. With that said “scared” is a strong word and you have some dumbass friends lol.
Posted by Keltic Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2006
21448 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 2:12 pm to
3 friends' rantings are nothing to base anything on.
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
18820 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 2:28 pm to
The annual week where LSU’s little bitch starts 10+ threads about Daddy right before he disappears immediately after the game

Broken since birth
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
65985 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

Avg Losses per Year: ~4 (73 losses ÷ ~18 full FBS seasons


I'm not sure where you got these numbers but they aren't right.

Posted by AUTubaHerd
Member since Nov 2012
2787 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

Does this board feel the same way?


Yes, refs are terrifying.
Posted by Tiger4life306
Member since Apr 2016
621 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 2:33 pm to
Look at you… MOVING THE GOAL POSTS LMAOOOO
Posted by Harry Morgan
Member since Sep 2019
10340 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 2:43 pm to
Liar.
Posted by Nomadic Bengal
Member since Jul 2022
3235 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 2:48 pm to
:lol: :lol:
Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
2811 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 2:51 pm to
Ole Miss cannot lose. They cannot
Posted by RGT
Member since Aug 2024
1461 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 2:54 pm to
If LSU shows up in the right mind frame with its overall talent they should win.play like they did against La Tech OM rolls.
first pageprev pagePage 2 of 4Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow SECRant for SEC Football News
Follow us on X and Facebook to get the latest updates on SEC Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitter