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re: Alabama lives in the big house and the rest of the SEC are just share croppers.

Posted on 5/16/19 at 9:49 am to
Posted by MetryTyger
Metro NOLA, LA
Member since Jan 2004
15580 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 9:49 am to
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This post was edited on 5/16/19 at 9:49 am
Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30589 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 10:10 am to
look at what you just posted....now do you consider that funny?...really?
Posted by Woodrow Wilson
Member since Feb 2014
287 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 10:24 am to
In essence you can take the McDonald's drive-through window guy/girl and either would win 10 games at Harvey Updyke University (ie Mike Dubose and even Bill Curry won a SEC championship at HUU). Plus no other fan base has the likes of the infamous Harvey Updyke, Jim Dog, Michelle Pritchett, John Phillips or Brian Downing. Bama zealots all and they or Bama football contribute nothing to the livability of Alabama or the world!
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This post was edited on 5/16/19 at 10:27 am
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17722 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 10:30 am to
quote:

Alabama lives in the big house


Wasn't sure what jimdog meant by this, so I searched:




Is OP bragging?

Posted by jimdog
columbus, ga
Member since Dec 2012
6636 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 11:53 am to
Not taking exception you dumass. (Adult education works wonders for the reading impaired). I'm saying D-U-H! Not saying I have to speak to you like a child but damn son.
This post was edited on 5/16/19 at 12:11 pm
Posted by jimdog
columbus, ga
Member since Dec 2012
6636 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 12:08 pm to
*Wipe the foam off your lips. *Try understanding that nothing harmful (unless it is self induced) can come from your school of choice, Auburn, residing in the same state as a "University of". Such U.of being an all time football power. *Then get something constructive going in your life you can be proud of when you grow old. *Dedicating your life to resentment over football wins and losses is a pitiful, losing proposition. Not to mention you can't spend hatred at the Goodwill store. All of the above is assuming you are not too far gone already.
Posted by Bigbee Hills
Member since Feb 2019
1531 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 12:40 pm to
quote:

You boys live in tar paper shacks


It certainly doesn't hold a candle to having Clemson drag their nutsack over your double chin.

What's it like (Dabo's nutsack) on the palate, by the way?

Some Gumps say it's sweet while also carrying a delightful, tangy hint of antique leather; followed by the delicate aroma of sun kissed summer wildflowers and finishing with just a hint of fruity spice.

I just didn't know if you agreed with those guys, or if you were in the group who took it in the arse like the Gumpettes did.

Anyway,

Raw Todd.
Posted by JETigER
LSU 2011 National Champions
Member since Dec 2003
7081 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 1:43 pm to
LSU can survive in any conference because LSU knows how to be a sharecropper and still win national championships.

If Alabama moved to another conference, Alabama would not survive because Alabama doesn't know how to be a sharecropper and win national championships.

This is evidence that LSU is hard, Bama is soft.
Posted by Woodrow Wilson
Member since Feb 2014
287 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 3:50 pm to
Bama zealots like you should never complain about Auburn with their stomachs full. Auburn University and its graduates do a great job of feeding, healing, clothing and housing people all over the world. UAT is a one-trick pony with football being its raison d'etre. ... UAT football has harmed the state's progress in so many ways. You and Harvey Updyke et al are prime examples. Stop salivating over some high school quarterback considering UAT and please do something productive with your life. Get a job, volunteeer, travel just care about something worthwhile (please do not poison any trees) with the time you have left.
This post was edited on 5/16/19 at 4:14 pm
Posted by Kyrie Eleison
Waco, Texas
Member since Jul 2012
1559 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 4:03 pm to
quote:

jimdog


Posted by LSUgrad08112
Member since May 2016
2925 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 4:15 pm to
Pretty sure I’ve said this before in one of your threads, but this is the attitude of a man who didn’t graduate from college, works a shite job, and gets 100% of his self esteem from a college football team
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42610 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 4:18 pm to
quote:

"Arrangements typically left a third of the crop to the sharecropper. By the early 1930s, there were 5.5 million white tenants, sharecroppers, and mixed cropping/laborers in the United States; and 3 million blacks. In Tennessee, whites made up two thirds or more of the sharecroppers."



Yes, in Tennessee. Ya know the Upper South state where an entire region tried to secede from the secession? That state that is represented in the SEC by a school that was UNIONIST as opposed to everyone else?

Tennessee is the odd one -- the exception to the rule not the rule.
This post was edited on 5/16/19 at 4:19 pm
Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30589 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 4:29 pm to
quote:

Yes, in Tennessee. Ya know the Upper South state where an entire region tried to secede from the secession? That state that is represented in the SEC by a school that was UNIONIST as opposed to everyone else?

Tennessee is the odd one -- the exception to the rule not the rule.
Is this post meant to be a boast?
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 4:39 pm to
The house they bought with the scratch off after they fired Shula. Once Saban retires the PTB will have them back where they where during the Dubose-Fran-Price-Shula years. I use to think only the younger Bammers didn’t know history.
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42610 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 4:55 pm to
quote:

Is this post meant to be a boast?



It's information and I suppose a boast if you want it to be but the point is that Tennessee isn't an example typical of the Deep South because its history is much different as are our demographics. Our school was a Union battery, Fort Sanders was a Union Fort -- during the Siege of Knoxville and Battle of Fort Sanders the Confederates foolishly tried to march between the two and up Fort Sanders. They were mowed down in one of the most lopsided victories of the war.

Per Wiki:
quote:

In the brief period of 20 minutes of attacking, General Burnside’s chief engineer, Orlando M. Poe, wrote that he was unaware in the annals of military history where a storming party was so nearly annihilated. The Confederate troops sustained 813 casualties – 129 killed, 458 wounded, and 226 missing. Federal losses inside Fort Sanders amounted to only about 20 men, while another 30 were killed and injured outside the fort by Confederate artillery


When you use Tennessee as an example to say that 'see there were tons of white sharecroppers too,' you're being disingenuous and misrepresenting the South's collective history based upon one state that was very different in terms of both history (slavery, the war, etc.) and its population which even today is blindingly white compared to the rest of the Deep South.

Posted by jimdog
columbus, ga
Member since Dec 2012
6636 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 5:07 pm to
Finally! Some good advice from butt hurt corner. I took your advice when I was 14 and went to work. And never stopped. Hell I had an on post vending machine route five hours a day along with protecting your mom and dad. So that their DNA could flow to a guy with has nothing better to do with his working hours other than waste time fantasizing on an inane sports board. I am on here too but I've frankly got the time for it.

And thanks for asking about my travels. My wife just drove us from Ga to Ca. She sees better than I since she is 13 years my junior. I've been waiting to talk about my/our trip. We stopped in Jackson @ the Bass World. Jefferson, Texas. Ft Worth @ The Stock Yards. Austin at Stubbs BBQ. With a flood in Rockdale. Fredricksburg to see some old Houston friends who retired there. With a side trip to Luckenbach where they were having a biker's weekend. Big Bend national park. White Sands NM. Best damn Mexican restaurant in existence @ Alb. NM. Grand Canyon National Park. And spend the grand finale evening in Palm Springs @ Arnold Palmer's restaurant before spending a glorious week with my daughter and 9 month old grand son. She overcame her Bama education with an Executive position working from home for a hospital admin corp. We wanted to be there to greet my SIL home from deployment in the Persian Gulf protecting your sorry butt on the John C Stennis. Our next big road adventure is in the fall. We're traveling to Lincoln Neb. Where my SIL, an ex-player for the Huskers, will be doing a pre-game flyover for the OSU-Nebraska game as part of the Navy flight team. And BTW I am bragging like hell on my SIL and hope like the dickens my grand son grows up to be 50% like him.

This post was edited on 5/17/19 at 4:42 pm
Posted by jimdog
columbus, ga
Member since Dec 2012
6636 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 5:11 pm to
You just may have a point there puppet. But history has shown the Bama people won't put up with mediocrity (10 wins or so and an SEC about every 4/5 years with a natty about every 15) long. So they will do what it takes to get back dominating. Auburn folks have some bottom too.
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 5:22 pm to
But times have changed. In the past desperate times called for desperate measures, which was a lot easier to get away with. That is why I predict the post Saban era will not to be as smooth as Bama fans think. The fans will not accept the old days, but the rest of CF will have a big say. I think Dabo knows that.
Posted by jimdog
columbus, ga
Member since Dec 2012
6636 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 5:24 pm to
Dabo was never coming. Why would he. He makes a fortune. He plays in a league where he has zero competition. None. His toughest game (not games) are an O/C tussle. He's literally got it made and wants no part of the knife fight that is the SEC. But under normal circumstances even a poor coach wins 10 by his third year at Bama. Curry, Dubose, Shula. But you are right. UA admins have done some strange things. They passed on Howard Scnellenberger (sp) and Gene Stallings to hire Ray Perkins. Then in the most remarkable stunt in CFB history choose Bill Curry over Bobby Bowden.
This post was edited on 5/16/19 at 5:34 pm
Posted by John Milner
Member since Jan 2015
6459 posts
Posted on 5/16/19 at 5:35 pm to
quote:

Once Saban retires the PTB will have them back where they where during the Dubose-Fran-Price-Shula years


I looked it up stassen.com and 2000-2006 was the worst winning pct (.428%) for 7 or more years for Alabama since 1951-1957, which was .427%. That included the infamous Ears Whitworth years. I didn't go before 1925, but there was no other 7 year span since then as bad as those years.

So 2000-2006 were the worst Alabama football years in my lifetime, and probably the lifetime of nearly every poster on this board.

In other words, if you're expecting Alabama to win only 42% of its games in your lifetime, it's a really good bet that you're going to be sadly disappointed.

In fact, I bet Auburn has had a worse 7 year span since 1925. Want to do a ban bet?

edit: Come to think of it, that .428% from 2000-2006 includes vacated wins due to the the players not returning textbooks. Oh well. I'll leave it.

I'll still do the ban bet with you that Auburn has had a worse 7 year span since 1925.
This post was edited on 5/16/19 at 5:44 pm
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