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re: A&M fans, a question for you about this weekend's game ...
Posted on 11/26/13 at 12:36 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
Posted on 11/26/13 at 12:36 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
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How does it feel to have all of your hopes and dreams rest on our shitastic defense?
fricking horrible. Like a cum guzzling whore in church.
Mizzou 56
A&M. 28
Its all our fault though. We shite our bed, now we have to slide around in it.
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Posted on 11/26/13 at 12:43 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
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How does it feel to have all of your hopes and dreams rest on our shitastic defense? Strap on another diaper while you ponder on that old man
My diapers are velcro bitch, no straps.
And it's been posted many many times before now, but I'll do it again just for your sake.
SCAR is in a win-win situation. If your shitastic defense fails once again, to get the job done, well ...
1 - We did our part - we beat Mizzou at their place.
2 - We've still got a decent shot at a BCS Bowl if we do our part against Clemson and if Bama beats Auburn.
That's life in the SEC - you're pretty-much always dependent on what happens around the league in one way or another, this time of the season. Bama has been the rare exception lately.
Our other win-win would be if you upset the mizzerites, we not only jump them in the polls as the clearly better team, but we also go to Atlanta to face either Bama or Auburn.
Those are the two realities, neither are hopes and dreams.
To the A&M fans who answered the question honestly ... and took it in a good natured way in which it was intended, thanks. We'll be pulling for you, your D and JFF to get the job done this Saturday but, if not, we're mainly focused on beating the #4/6 team in the country in Clemson.
I have no doubt they'll be updating and showing highlights on the Carolina big screen in The Cock Pit during the course of our game.
Posted on 11/26/13 at 12:44 pm to Foolish cock
Well for what it's worth when I looked at the last four games this was the one that scared me and that hasn't really changed. And I did say TN wouldn't get in the end zone and we'd beat MS by two touchdowns.
Good mobile quarterbacks are our achilles heal. A lot of that has to do with our attacking defense. I feel better now, our Dline keeps getting better and JFF looks like he's mailing it in, and we should win comfortablly but if there is a game where we can get kicked in the nuts this is it.
Good mobile quarterbacks are our achilles heal. A lot of that has to do with our attacking defense. I feel better now, our Dline keeps getting better and JFF looks like he's mailing it in, and we should win comfortablly but if there is a game where we can get kicked in the nuts this is it.
Posted on 11/26/13 at 12:45 pm to scrooster
Sumlin will be coaching at USC this weekend. JFF meeting with agents to get ready for NFL. May be flying with Summy to So Cal to start working with his throwing coach.
Means our D coordinator will be interim HC for game. TAMU fricked.
Means our D coordinator will be interim HC for game. TAMU fricked.
Posted on 11/26/13 at 12:48 pm to twk
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3 things will determine the outcome:
1. Is Manziel healthy--his hand that he injured late in the MSU game was bothering him a lot more than they let on pre-game. I think this is part of the reason that he was so inaccurate.
2. What will the weather be like--specifically, will it be wet and windy, or will Jonny just have to battle the cold. This is the other thing that was physically causing him to be inaccurate.
3. Will Johnny make better decisions--he checked out of way too many running plays, and has been going for the home run ball way too much. Will the results from last week be enough to get the message through that he's got to run the offense, and not merely be a gunslinger (particularly when he's a less than healthy gunslinger in a poor passing environment).
Honestly, the A&M defense slowed up LSU's offense enough that a typical offensive output by Manziel would likely have won the game, but we aren't going to shut anyone down for long, especially if the offense isn't doing it's part.
You people are fricking insane. two games. 1 TD - 5 Picks. We blow your arse out and sit on the lead and you infer your D 'kept you in it' if it wasn't cold and wet.
Again - fricking insane.
Posted on 11/26/13 at 12:54 pm to BigD Ag
quote:Wow. Is this true? I feel better if so
Sumlin will be coaching at USC this weekend. JFF meeting with agents to get ready for NFL. May be flying with Summy to So Cal to start working with his throwing coach. Means our D coordinator will be interim HC for game. TAMU fricked.
Posted on 11/26/13 at 12:56 pm to Foolish cock
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Its all our fault though. We shite our bed, now we have to slide around in it.
ew. nasty. coulda done without that... but seems sort of accurate.
IMHO, JFF doesn't go out with a whimper. It will be cold though. Guess it's good Jax will have an early pick.
Posted on 11/26/13 at 1:16 pm to KaiserSoze99
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He gone.
Posted on 11/26/13 at 1:20 pm to scrooster
Posted on 11/26/13 at 1:51 pm to igoringa
quote:You've evidently not watched a single A&M game all year. Everyone scores on us. 34 points is not impressive against our very pedestrian defense. Frankly, I was expecting LSU to score 40 or more, but they didn't have to because of the craptastic display from our offense.
You people are fricking insane. two games. 1 TD - 5 Picks. We blow your arse out and sit on the lead and you infer your D 'kept you in it' if it wasn't cold and wet. Again - fricking insane.
I'll credit the LSU defensive scheme with getting Johnny to make bad decisions in constantly trying to throw the deep ball, or checking out of running plays. Chavis couldn't have asked for a better response from Johnny based on what he was showing. But, even when Johnny wasn't making bad decisions, and wasn't under the gun, his throws were wildly inaccurate by his standards.
But, what do you want me to say?--because you blew us out, you're better than Bama and Auburn? You're not. Or is it a rule somewhere in Louisiana that, when your team gets beat, you have to suck up to the egos of the fans of the team that won, and avoid any realistic analysis of the causes?
Posted on 11/26/13 at 2:08 pm to scrooster
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A&M fans, a question for you about this weekend's game ..
No dawg in this fight but I counted ELEVEN questions
Posted on 11/26/13 at 2:09 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
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How does it feel to have all of your hopes and dreams rest on our shitastic defense? Strap on another diaper while you ponder on that old man
Once more for effect.
Posted on 11/26/13 at 2:10 pm to twk
You can't police this board like TA brah. It just won't work
Posted on 11/26/13 at 2:12 pm to scrooster
Aggies will have another long weekend The Chief once again layed out the scheme to shut down JF
another ugly weekend
another ugly weekend
Posted on 11/26/13 at 2:43 pm to 756
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Aggies will have another long weekend The Chief once again layed out the scheme to shut down JF
Meh, he "layed" (sic) it out last year and A&M went 6-0 after that loss.
Posted on 11/26/13 at 2:49 pm to 756
quote:So, that must make Nick Saban an idiot since he had an entire off-season to watch that tape and couldn't figure it out.
The Chief once again layed out the scheme to shut down JF
Where DO the intelligent LSU fans hang out? Anyone know?
Posted on 11/26/13 at 2:56 pm to twk
two years in a row The CHief has beat you.
I think now that he has done it twice there will be more attention to what he did. Even JF said he was confused by the scheme
Think what you like but LSU 2W AM 2L
I think now that he has done it twice there will be more attention to what he did. Even JF said he was confused by the scheme
Think what you like but LSU 2W AM 2L
Posted on 11/26/13 at 3:06 pm to scrooster
scrooster, watching you squirm in desperation is deliciously entertaining, so I'm of a mind to let it continue.
BUT, to be sporting, I will clue you in.
I've explained this before but just as a reminder, Mizzou truly specializes in heartbreak. The main reason I felt like Mizzou would win at Ole Miss is that losing with 2 games left to Atlanta would not be all the heartbreaking or gutwrenching. It would merit a shrug, but not sticking my head in the microwave. Mizzou's specialty is the latter.
You Cocks are acting all deflated and desperate when, if you knew Mizzou at all, you'd realize this is exactly the sort of moment when you should be the most confident and optimistic. In order for our fans to get Missouried, in order to get Fifth Downed or Tyus Edneyed or however particular way we are to Mizzou this up, the key is that our fans and the whole country have to believe. We have to be picked to make the Final Four, have to be making making plane reservations to Atlanta, our fans have to already be halfway out onto the field to tear down the goalpost. That's the set up, and it works every time.
Just keep track of which side of the field JFF is moving toward in the fourth quarter. If he's throwing toward our cursed north endzone where the rock M is, you are gonna be a happy little cock by game's end. I mean it. It's Missouri. If JFF throws a hail mary as time expires and a spaceship lands in our north endzone and a maroon-clad E.T. jumps out to make a diving catch for a one point victory, I want you to have expected it. It's what we do.
BUT, to be sporting, I will clue you in.
I've explained this before but just as a reminder, Mizzou truly specializes in heartbreak. The main reason I felt like Mizzou would win at Ole Miss is that losing with 2 games left to Atlanta would not be all the heartbreaking or gutwrenching. It would merit a shrug, but not sticking my head in the microwave. Mizzou's specialty is the latter.
You Cocks are acting all deflated and desperate when, if you knew Mizzou at all, you'd realize this is exactly the sort of moment when you should be the most confident and optimistic. In order for our fans to get Missouried, in order to get Fifth Downed or Tyus Edneyed or however particular way we are to Mizzou this up, the key is that our fans and the whole country have to believe. We have to be picked to make the Final Four, have to be making making plane reservations to Atlanta, our fans have to already be halfway out onto the field to tear down the goalpost. That's the set up, and it works every time.
Just keep track of which side of the field JFF is moving toward in the fourth quarter. If he's throwing toward our cursed north endzone where the rock M is, you are gonna be a happy little cock by game's end. I mean it. It's Missouri. If JFF throws a hail mary as time expires and a spaceship lands in our north endzone and a maroon-clad E.T. jumps out to make a diving catch for a one point victory, I want you to have expected it. It's what we do.
This post was edited on 11/26/13 at 3:08 pm
Posted on 11/26/13 at 3:27 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
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I want you to have expected it. It's what we do.
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