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Posted on 8/6/14 at 7:34 pm
Posted on 8/6/14 at 7:34 pm
He mad
Enjoy the butthurt
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So strap yourselves in, Tigers, Gators, Bulldogs, and every moron who’s ever yelled “Roll Tahd!” because it’s going to get ugly. For all you guys outside the bottom right of our fair country, grab some popcorn and enjoy. I’m about to piss off half the TFM readership in one column. This should be fun.
Enjoy the butthurt
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The SEC is almost like a commune in the way that it mutually weakens itself in order to raise up the whole. (That’s right, SEC fans. I just compared your conference to a hippie, communist retreat.) See, the conference realizes that if it only plays a minimal number of games against the teams that make it up and schedules only powderpuff teams as its non-conference opponents, it can preserve the “competitive integrity” of the conference.
Posted on 8/6/14 at 7:35 pm to brucevilanch
you're a terrible poster
Posted on 8/6/14 at 7:38 pm to DawgCountry
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If any of you southerners came here hoping that this was going to be an excoriation of the way that the Securities Exchange Commission operates, you’re in for a world of disappointment.
Oh snap! We dumb.
Posted on 8/6/14 at 7:39 pm to DawgCountry
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And that’s not even talking about the egregious exclusion of Oklahoma State–its offense would have torn both of those vaunted defenses to shreds.
He does realize that LSU Shite on Oregon and West Virginia that season right? I remember our defensive end was able to run down LaMichael James from behind.
Posted on 8/6/14 at 7:40 pm to DawgCountry
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and schedules only powderpuff teams as its non-conference opponents
Posted on 8/6/14 at 7:45 pm to jlovel7
They don't like to remember those games. Just look past all the OOC we defeat
Posted on 8/6/14 at 7:51 pm to jlovel7
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He does realize that LSU Shite on Oregon and West Virginia that season right?
yeah, that LSU team was just so damn dominant.
the worst possible match up was Bama in a rematch. it's so hard to win two games against a great team in one season, and Saban is brutal in championship games and rematches. the perfect storm
Okie State would've gotten shut down
Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:03 pm to A$AP Cocky
LSU really did get screwed. Facing 3 BCS bowl participants, 2 winners, and a rematch with the only team that could go toe to toe with them...Which actually if it wasn't for a shitty kicker, would've beaten them about 23-6 or some shite the first time around.
Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:18 pm to FourThreeForty
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Which actually if it wasn't for a shitty kicker, would've beaten them about 23-6 or some shite the first time around
Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:29 pm to FourThreeForty
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Which actually if it wasn't for a shitty kicker, would've beaten them about 23-6 or some shite the first time around.
Keep hustling cuz
This post was edited on 8/6/14 at 8:30 pm
Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:36 pm to FourThreeForty
I know I shouldn't, but I will. You realize that much of the reason his kicks were so bad is because they were from so far away, right? LSU kept Bama pretty far away from the endzone that game. Randle dropped a touchdown in the endzone and Mike Ford justbarely tiptoed out of bounds in OT.
Posted on 8/6/14 at 9:14 pm to DawgCountry
I think the guy is a complete moron, and he proved my theory early in his rant.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 9:03 am to DawgCountry
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So strap yourselves in, Tigers, Gators, Bulldogs, and every moron who’s ever yelled “Roll Tahd!” because it’s going to get ugly. For all you guys outside the bottom right of our fair country, grab some popcorn and enjoy. I’m about to piss off half the TFM readership in one column. This should be fun.
The first rule of trolling is to not preface your troll with an announcement that you're trolling.
This post was edited on 8/7/14 at 9:04 am
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