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Can we compile a list
Posted on 12/6/12 at 8:32 pm
Posted on 12/6/12 at 8:32 pm
of all the entities that--according to the TigerRant--are conspiring against the Bayou Bengals.
I'll get it started.
1. corporate SEC
2. the REC
3. ESPN (sportscenter, insider, OTL, the magazine, Top 10, baseball tonight, basically all of it)
4. Referees, especially Penn Wages
5. CBS
6. the BCS (LSU should at least be in the Rose Bowl this year)
7. Mark Womack
8. Mike Slive
9. JJ (and his bookie)
10. National Geographic (for making the original Honey Badger video)
11. Food Network (they canceled Emeril)
12. Bobby Hebert (said mean things about Les Miles)
13. Rivals.com (for not giving every LSU recruit at least 4 stars)
14. The SEC west (especially Auburn, Ole Miss, and Arkansas who always spend more time/attention/animosity/effort vs LSU because its their biggest game of the year to those teams. In short, they always "get up" for LSU)
15. Dr Peter Wolfe (for not factoring in how said teams "get up" for their games with LSU in his BCS formula)
16. The Manning family (for not giving LSU any of the sons)
17. University of Florida (for being their SEC east permanent game)
18. Lee Corso (doesn't alway pick LSU)
19. Heisman Trust (Honey Badger/Hill/Peterson and many more have been gypped)
20. Football Writers Association of America (didn't give HB the Nagurski trophy last year, or PP the year before)
21. Gunner Kiel (not having enough chest)
22. NFL (scheduling Saints games too early on Sunday when they know 90% of their fans are still hung over)
23. Maxwell Football Club (for giving HB the Bednarik award last year when Mo Claiborne actually deserved it more)
24. Chicken (for not locking the Tiger Rant)
25. Miami Dolphins
26. Bob Stoops (for giving LSU it lowest ranking in the USA coaches poll)
27. Duck Dynasty (the dad went to La Tech to play football instead of LSU)
28. United States National Park Service (refusing to strip California's Death Valley of its title and give it to its rightful owner)
29. Shaquille O'neal (didn't stay all 4 years)
30. Better Than Ezra (for selling out)
31. Raising Cane's (franchised, frickin sell outs)
32. Gary & Verne (obviously always pull against LSU)
33. The FBI (publicizing Baton Rouge's crime rate)
34. Early Doucet and Joseph Addai (not being on the sidelines like Ingram and Julio)
35. Barrett Jones (holds every play)
36 Nick Saban (for digging their team out of the dumpster; LSU fans only happy when theyre miserable)...
37. Landon Collins' girlfriend (for making him go to Alabama)...
38. Manti Teo (for stealing Kevin Minter's spotlight and awards)
39. Clemson (for being underrated, then showing up to lay the wood)
40. Brad Wing (tweeting mean things about LSU)
I'll get it started.
1. corporate SEC
2. the REC
3. ESPN (sportscenter, insider, OTL, the magazine, Top 10, baseball tonight, basically all of it)
4. Referees, especially Penn Wages
5. CBS
6. the BCS (LSU should at least be in the Rose Bowl this year)
7. Mark Womack
8. Mike Slive
9. JJ (and his bookie)
10. National Geographic (for making the original Honey Badger video)
11. Food Network (they canceled Emeril)
12. Bobby Hebert (said mean things about Les Miles)
13. Rivals.com (for not giving every LSU recruit at least 4 stars)
14. The SEC west (especially Auburn, Ole Miss, and Arkansas who always spend more time/attention/animosity/effort vs LSU because its their biggest game of the year to those teams. In short, they always "get up" for LSU)
15. Dr Peter Wolfe (for not factoring in how said teams "get up" for their games with LSU in his BCS formula)
16. The Manning family (for not giving LSU any of the sons)
17. University of Florida (for being their SEC east permanent game)
18. Lee Corso (doesn't alway pick LSU)
19. Heisman Trust (Honey Badger/Hill/Peterson and many more have been gypped)
20. Football Writers Association of America (didn't give HB the Nagurski trophy last year, or PP the year before)
21. Gunner Kiel (not having enough chest)
22. NFL (scheduling Saints games too early on Sunday when they know 90% of their fans are still hung over)
23. Maxwell Football Club (for giving HB the Bednarik award last year when Mo Claiborne actually deserved it more)
24. Chicken (for not locking the Tiger Rant)
25. Miami Dolphins
26. Bob Stoops (for giving LSU it lowest ranking in the USA coaches poll)
27. Duck Dynasty (the dad went to La Tech to play football instead of LSU)
28. United States National Park Service (refusing to strip California's Death Valley of its title and give it to its rightful owner)
29. Shaquille O'neal (didn't stay all 4 years)
30. Better Than Ezra (for selling out)
31. Raising Cane's (franchised, frickin sell outs)
32. Gary & Verne (obviously always pull against LSU)
33. The FBI (publicizing Baton Rouge's crime rate)
34. Early Doucet and Joseph Addai (not being on the sidelines like Ingram and Julio)
35. Barrett Jones (holds every play)
36 Nick Saban (for digging their team out of the dumpster; LSU fans only happy when theyre miserable)...
37. Landon Collins' girlfriend (for making him go to Alabama)...
38. Manti Teo (for stealing Kevin Minter's spotlight and awards)
39. Clemson (for being underrated, then showing up to lay the wood)
40. Brad Wing (tweeting mean things about LSU)
This post was edited on 1/1/13 at 12:43 am
Posted on 12/6/12 at 8:42 pm to CrimsonTideMD
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4. Referees, especially Penn Wages
Ritter is the bane of their existence, not Wagers.
quote:
16. The Manning family (for not giving LSU any of the sons)
Too high.
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35. Barrett Jones (holds every play)
Should be #3 behind ESPN and the City of Birmingham.
Posted on 12/6/12 at 8:45 pm to CrimsonTideMD
Wow... thats quite a list. 

Posted on 12/6/12 at 8:51 pm to ErnestTBassmaster
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Nick Saban.
This. And the coaching staff at the high school in Dutchtown. And any other high school who lets a recruit go to Bama.
Nice list.

Posted on 12/6/12 at 9:55 pm to CrimsonTideMD
I don't see
Conspired with Tn, Ga and Au to keep rivalry games so they would have a tougher schedule.
Conspired with Tn, Ga and Au to keep rivalry games so they would have a tougher schedule.
Posted on 12/6/12 at 9:57 pm to BamaGirlForever
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BamaGirlForever
Welcome to the board as well.

Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:00 pm to Alahunter
And she's in hostile territory as well.
Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:18 pm to FleshEatingSalsa
Posted on 12/6/12 at 10:44 pm to TreyAnastasio
Don't forget Kirk Herbstreit. He never gives LSU enough love and affection.
Posted on 12/7/12 at 12:01 am to TreyAnastasio
quote:
This thread is gold. They are arguing about us about a recruit we really aren't after LINK
Oh my.

That H-town Tiger is the prototypical low-IQ homer.
Posted on 12/7/12 at 9:43 am to ErnestTBassmaster
#36 Nick Saban (for digging their team out of the dumpster; LSU fans only happy when theyre miserable)
Posted on 12/7/12 at 9:44 am to Dubosed
37. Landon Collins' girlfriend (for making him go to Alabama)
Posted on 12/7/12 at 9:45 am to CrimsonTideMD
38. Manti Teo (for stealing Kevin Minter's spotlight and awards)
Posted on 12/7/12 at 12:25 pm to CrimsonTideMD
Matt Ryan, for going on Gameday and mentioning his teammate Julio Jones but not Todd McClure.
Posted on 12/7/12 at 2:04 pm to roodypoo
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Matt Ryan, for going on Gameday and mentioning his teammate Julio Jones but not Todd McClure.

thats what I'm talking bout
Posted on 1/1/13 at 12:26 am to CrimsonTideMD
of all the entities that--according to the TigerRant--are conspiring against the Bayou Bengals.
I'll get it started.
1. corporate SEC
2. the REC
3. ESPN (sportscenter, insider, OTL, the magazine, Top 10, baseball tonight, basically all of it)
4. Referees, especially Penn Wages
5. CBS
6. the BCS (LSU should at least be in the Rose Bowl this year)
7. Mark Womack
8. Mike Slive
9. JJ (and his bookie)
10. National Geographic (for making the original Honey Badger video)
11. Food Network (they canceled Emeril)
12. Bobby Hebert (said mean things about Les Miles)
13. Rivals.com (for not giving every LSU recruit at least 4 stars)
14. The SEC west (especially Auburn, Ole Miss, and Arkansas who always spend more time/attention/animosity/effort vs LSU because its their biggest game of the year to those teams. In short, they always "get up" for LSU)
15. Dr Peter Wolfe (for not factoring in how said teams "get up" for their games with LSU in his BCS formula)
16. The Manning family (for not giving LSU any of the sons)
17. University of Florida (for being their SEC east permanent game)
18. Lee Corso (doesn't alway pick LSU)
19. Heisman Trust (Honey Badger/Hill/Peterson and many more have been gypped)
20. Football Writers Association of America (didn't give HB the Nagurski trophy last year, or PP the year before)
21. Gunner Kiel (not having enough chest)
22. NFL (scheduling Saints games too early on Sunday when they know 90% of their fans are still hung over)
23. Maxwell Football Club (for giving HB the Bednarik award last year when Mo Claiborne actually deserved it more)
24. Chicken (for not locking the Tiger Rant)
25. Miami Dolphins
26. Bob Stoops (for giving LSU it lowest ranking in the USA coaches poll)
27. Duck Dynasty (the dad went to La Tech to play football instead of LSU)
28. United States National Park Service (refusing to strip California's Death Valley of its title and give it to its rightful owner)
29. Shaquille O'neal (didn't stay all 4 years)
30. Better Than Ezra (for selling out)
31. Raising Cane's (franchised, frickin sell outs)
32. Gary & Verne (obviously always pull against LSU)
33. The FBI (publicizing Baton Rouge's crime rate)
34. Early Doucet and Joseph Addai (not being on the sidelines like Ingram and Julio)
35. Barrett Jones (holds every play)
36 Nick Saban (for digging their team out of the dumpster; LSU fans only happy when theyre miserable)...
37. Landon Collins' girlfriend (for making him go to Alabama)...
38. Manti Teo (for stealing Kevin Minter's spotlight and awards)
39. Clemson (for being underrated, then showing up to lay the wood)
40. Brad Wing (tweeting mean things about LSU)
I'll get it started.
1. corporate SEC
2. the REC
3. ESPN (sportscenter, insider, OTL, the magazine, Top 10, baseball tonight, basically all of it)
4. Referees, especially Penn Wages
5. CBS
6. the BCS (LSU should at least be in the Rose Bowl this year)
7. Mark Womack
8. Mike Slive
9. JJ (and his bookie)
10. National Geographic (for making the original Honey Badger video)
11. Food Network (they canceled Emeril)
12. Bobby Hebert (said mean things about Les Miles)
13. Rivals.com (for not giving every LSU recruit at least 4 stars)
14. The SEC west (especially Auburn, Ole Miss, and Arkansas who always spend more time/attention/animosity/effort vs LSU because its their biggest game of the year to those teams. In short, they always "get up" for LSU)
15. Dr Peter Wolfe (for not factoring in how said teams "get up" for their games with LSU in his BCS formula)
16. The Manning family (for not giving LSU any of the sons)
17. University of Florida (for being their SEC east permanent game)
18. Lee Corso (doesn't alway pick LSU)
19. Heisman Trust (Honey Badger/Hill/Peterson and many more have been gypped)
20. Football Writers Association of America (didn't give HB the Nagurski trophy last year, or PP the year before)
21. Gunner Kiel (not having enough chest)
22. NFL (scheduling Saints games too early on Sunday when they know 90% of their fans are still hung over)
23. Maxwell Football Club (for giving HB the Bednarik award last year when Mo Claiborne actually deserved it more)
24. Chicken (for not locking the Tiger Rant)
25. Miami Dolphins
26. Bob Stoops (for giving LSU it lowest ranking in the USA coaches poll)
27. Duck Dynasty (the dad went to La Tech to play football instead of LSU)
28. United States National Park Service (refusing to strip California's Death Valley of its title and give it to its rightful owner)
29. Shaquille O'neal (didn't stay all 4 years)
30. Better Than Ezra (for selling out)
31. Raising Cane's (franchised, frickin sell outs)
32. Gary & Verne (obviously always pull against LSU)
33. The FBI (publicizing Baton Rouge's crime rate)
34. Early Doucet and Joseph Addai (not being on the sidelines like Ingram and Julio)
35. Barrett Jones (holds every play)
36 Nick Saban (for digging their team out of the dumpster; LSU fans only happy when theyre miserable)...
37. Landon Collins' girlfriend (for making him go to Alabama)...
38. Manti Teo (for stealing Kevin Minter's spotlight and awards)
39. Clemson (for being underrated, then showing up to lay the wood)
40. Brad Wing (tweeting mean things about LSU)
Posted on 1/1/13 at 3:02 am to FleshEatingSalsa
the high school coach is Benny Saia and the principal who my dad is good friends with is Ron Brown. my dad keeps a.pic of him and Saban shaking hands on his cell phone. Ron Brown who played and coached claims Collins will be better than Eric Reid. Don't know about that but we will.see.
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