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Posted on 11/30/25 at 9:11 am to
Posted by reggierayreb
Member since Nov 2012
19371 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 9:11 am to
How are all these people so stupid about him coaching us in the Playoff ? Even Nick Saban no less ?!!? LSU is going to fly him down to Baton Rouge and make an announcement but Sexton isn't going to have his client sign on the dotted line ? Jimmy wants that contract signed TODAY. He's been squeezing that interim snowflake AD of theirs and telling him when to jump and how high for three weeks now. It's time to pay up
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
25165 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 9:12 am to
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The only thing I can think of is that they are still trying to get him to stay


There is not a single outcome he coaches OleMiss again.
Posted by OleVaught14
Member since Jun 2019
10911 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 9:14 am to
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There is not a single outcome he coaches OleMiss again.


Yep. Nothing wrong with taking some extra time to make sure everything is lined up and ready to go once Lane is officially out
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
25165 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 9:15 am to
Nice name change for this thread

RebelGator,
It is time for Operation Flaming Bag of Poo to be launched on Lane's doorstep.
Posted by HYDRebs
Houston
Member since Sep 2014
1566 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 9:15 am to
Yeah tbh I feel like Keith Carter has played this out beautifully. He’s done everything to be asked off when dealing with a petulant child.
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
25165 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 9:18 am to
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Yeah tbh I feel like Keith Carter has played this out beautifully. He’s done everything to be asked off when dealing with a petulant child.


Feel the same, KC actually loves Ole Miss.

He did everything shy, of putting Lane over his knee and spanking him. I heard Kiffin is into that, so it might not have worked either.
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
50107 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 9:19 am to
I heard he likes ball torture
Posted by Pickle_Weasel
Member since Mar 2016
5209 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 9:34 am to
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
50107 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 9:35 am to
Shocker players being coached about accountability are pissed when the rules are for thee but not for me
Posted by DownSouthJukin
1x tRant Poster of the Millennium
Member since Jan 2014
31628 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 9:39 am to
Get Lane Kiffin the frick out of town now.

He’s working on gutting the staff and players as we sit here and do nothing. He should have been gone and locked out of the Manning Center last fricking night, and escorted to any team meeting today at 9:00. His OM devices should have been taken from him or bricked.

frick, Keith. Get off your arse and shut this motherfricker out.
Posted by umrebel96
Member since Sep 2016
558 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 9:40 am to
Let the players straight up tell him to GTFO. That might be the only way it gets through his thick skull that he is not coaching in the playoffs.
Posted by SaltilloReb
Member since Sep 2018
343 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 9:41 am to
This.
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
50107 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 9:41 am to
I thought we were supposed to have good enough lawyers to mitigate this kind of scenario
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
50107 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 9:43 am to
That would be fun to witness



Hell he was crashing out over a joke on a podcast just two days ago fun to imagine what his reaction would be to the players calling him out
Posted by OleVaught14
Member since Jun 2019
10911 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 9:44 am to
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thought we were supposed to have good enough lawyers to mitigate this kind of scenario


Unfortunately, I strongly suspect we were not negotiating from a position of power in 2022 and Sexton was able to throw in whatever language he wanted.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
37698 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 9:44 am to
Kiffin is really such a sack of shite

He won’t ever change .

I wish the players really would let him have it .

Let the lineman block the exit doors and make him hear every last word
Posted by SquarePizzaRebel
Atlanta, GA
Member since Nov 2013
3283 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 9:46 am to
I hope this motherfricker’s image gets burned to the ground for every non LSU fan. I hope Lane’s PR team is fricking scrambling and he realizes he single handedly destroyed his legacy at OM and it will be remembered that OM NIL, admin, and the players we had who elevated us to an eleven win season. Lane was not some exclusive entity in securing those players. A big part of the dish? Sure.

I really hope most of the players are like frick this guy. I truly hope it’s like I said from Training Day where Bones at the end turns on Denzel and says “You got us twisted homie. You got to put your own work in around here.” I hope it’s spreading like a wildfire. Burn his fricking image to the ground. I hope OM PR drags this man thru the fricking mud. Peacoat wearing dipshit metrosexual.

Burn it Keith. Burn it.



Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
37698 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 9:51 am to
LK is such a coward hiding in his office the player council has to go to him.

Man I wish there was a film crew for this entire thing

This needs to be aired out
Posted by Pickle_Weasel
Member since Mar 2016
5209 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 9:52 am to
Posted by SaltilloReb
Member since Sep 2018
343 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 9:53 am to
I’m wondering why he was allowed in his office in the first place.
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