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You Hit The Lotto....First Thing You Do?

Posted on 10/13/18 at 2:55 am
Posted by RoleTideFan80
Member since Aug 2017
794 posts
Posted on 10/13/18 at 2:55 am
Imagine hitting it big for the first time. What would be the first thing you did? Now the smart thing would probably be to hire a financial advisor? Lol, makes since, but I'd end up ignoring all logic and spending my pot ol gold on the stupidest of shite.


Yeah I'd probably buy sharks and attach laser beems to their heads.....just saying. I'd definitely visit the bar that night I won. You?
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
19837 posts
Posted on 10/13/18 at 3:47 am to
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You Hit The Lotto....First Thing You Do?

I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man. Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20473 posts
Posted on 10/13/18 at 6:25 am to
I become Jack Whittaker.

No thanks.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118907 posts
Posted on 10/13/18 at 6:50 am to
Lawyer up
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69895 posts
Posted on 10/13/18 at 7:00 am to
Man comes home and says to his wife, "Honey, I won the lottery, start packing".

She says "Should I pack for the beach or for skiing?"

Man says "I don't care where you go, just GET THE frick OUT ".

Posted by BamaFinland
Espoo, Finland
Member since Oct 2015
2587 posts
Posted on 10/13/18 at 7:23 am to
Upgrade Bama players from Chargers to Demons.
Posted by Trumansfangs
Town & Country
Member since Sep 2018
6892 posts
Posted on 10/13/18 at 2:09 pm to
quote:

Man comes home and says to his wife, "Honey, I won the lottery, start packing".

She says "Should I pack for the beach or for skiing?"

Man says "I don't care where you go, just GET THE frick OUT ".


Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
46176 posts
Posted on 10/13/18 at 2:53 pm to
Buy Auburn some better players
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16173 posts
Posted on 10/13/18 at 4:00 pm to
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Lawyer up


This is the only answer. You have to find a way to keep the beggars and the IRS at bay so you can enjoy the money.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54617 posts
Posted on 10/13/18 at 4:12 pm to
What is the pot?

If it was enough I would set up a non profit to make sure the Democrats and Republicans actually do things for their actual voters. Keep the initial principal untouched and reinvest about 24% of the annual income. Use the rest to lobby for the people and stuff they actually need.
Posted by Trumansfangs
Town & Country
Member since Sep 2018
6892 posts
Posted on 10/13/18 at 4:15 pm to
Buy a set of plug wires for my old car.


this one
This post was edited on 10/13/18 at 5:09 pm
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71182 posts
Posted on 10/13/18 at 6:19 pm to
quote:

I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man. Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.




This is the only proper response lol.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 10/13/18 at 9:30 pm to
First question is whether I lived in a state where the state announces the winners by name. Some will allow you to remain anonymous.

Either way, I tell, NOBODY. Relocate to a gated community and hire security, a team of financial and tax advisors and the best attorney I can find.

Change all my phone numbers, and then put the money in trust.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 10/13/18 at 9:37 pm to
Hookers and blow

I'd live another 3 years, max
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16173 posts
Posted on 10/13/18 at 11:49 pm to
quote:

Hookers and blow

I'd live another 3 years, max


And you want me to adopt you and put you in my will? Come on brother bowl, you can do a little good with that money can’t you?
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27182 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 12:42 am to
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Buy a set of plug wires for my old car.


An decent version of a Waits original.
Posted by TheUSC
Irmo
Member since Sep 2018
887 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 5:46 am to
I’d fire everybody in the carolina sports department. Start from scratch with the best of the best.
Posted by dchunk
NOLA
Member since Dec 2010
959 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 7:12 am to
I’d go to work, but I’d have a different attitude.
Posted by moloz
The North Shore
Member since Oct 2013
375 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 7:19 am to
Lawyer up. Disappear, and hire the best people to set up my family for good. You could spend a lifetime combing every sand cay in the Bahamas for me, but you’ll never catch up.
Posted by iglass
North Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
2917 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 5:36 pm to
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Cheese Grits

If it was enough I would set up a non profit to make sure the Democrats and Republicans actually do things for their actual voters. Keep the initial principal untouched and reinvest about 24% of the annual income. Use the rest to lobby for the people and stuff they actually need.



This guy needs to take some of his money and ensure that he so desperately gets the psychiatric help he needs.
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