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Would You Rather Be 5'7 or 6'11?
Posted on 1/21/23 at 8:24 pm
Posted on 1/21/23 at 8:24 pm
would you rather be a freakishly tall baw or a slightly below average height baw?
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Posted on 1/21/23 at 9:43 pm to Between TheHedges
5-7. Clothes are easier to find.
Posted on 1/22/23 at 10:24 am to Between TheHedges
Short with a big peen
better than
Tall with a tiny peen
If you want to be a fighter pilot you need to be about 5' 8"
Most actors are very attractive but very short
Sports cars are made for shorter people
Easier to buy off the rack than hope at the Big & Tall
Both my grandfathers were shorter than both my grandmothers. Rumor was the closer the peen was to the heart the easier and longer it stays inflated. Not a scientific fact but both my grandmothers seemed to be pretty happy a lot.
better than
Tall with a tiny peen
If you want to be a fighter pilot you need to be about 5' 8"
Most actors are very attractive but very short
Sports cars are made for shorter people
Easier to buy off the rack than hope at the Big & Tall
Both my grandfathers were shorter than both my grandmothers. Rumor was the closer the peen was to the heart the easier and longer it stays inflated. Not a scientific fact but both my grandmothers seemed to be pretty happy a lot.
Posted on 1/22/23 at 10:43 am to Between TheHedges
5'7
Posted on 1/22/23 at 12:03 pm to Between TheHedges
The only way being 6'11 wouldn't suck is if you were athletic enough to be a professional basketball player (IIRC, a pretty high % of folks at 7'+ end up doing that - like 10-20%). Otherwise, life would be miserable.
Posted on 1/22/23 at 6:39 pm to Between TheHedges
I think being that tall actually shortens your expected lifespan.
And you're definitely looking at more diseases, so even if you live just as long, it's almost guaranteed to start getting shitty sooner.
I'm 6'1 so going down to 5'7 would be painful, but I'd have to take it over 6'11.
And you're definitely looking at more diseases, so even if you live just as long, it's almost guaranteed to start getting shitty sooner.
I'm 6'1 so going down to 5'7 would be painful, but I'd have to take it over 6'11.
Posted on 1/23/23 at 9:13 am to Between TheHedges
5’7”
Average lifespan is probably 10 years longer
I choose to live another decade
Average lifespan is probably 10 years longer
I choose to live another decade
Posted on 1/23/23 at 11:45 am to Between TheHedges
quote:
would you rather be a freakishly tall baw or a slightly below average height baw?
6'11" easy. Would have an outside shot at playing bball professionally. Overseas if not in the NBA. I'm 6'4", so going down to 5'7" would suck so bad. Constantly having to duck would get old though.
Posted on 1/23/23 at 12:24 pm to Between TheHedges
5'7 you can drive pretty much any vehicle made.
Posted on 1/24/23 at 1:01 pm to Between TheHedges
5'7".
Most cars are built for people in the 5'8" range.
Beds aren't usually built for 6'11" either.
Most cars are built for people in the 5'8" range.
Beds aren't usually built for 6'11" either.
Posted on 1/26/23 at 8:44 pm to Between TheHedges
If I take 5’7” can I have a 14” Johnny and be a porn star?
Posted on 1/27/23 at 8:50 pm to Between TheHedges
I’m 6 ft a long in the tooth so I’m satisfied where I am.
But I think it would be cool to be 6’11” for a few days just to see folks reactions. I have no desire to be shorter.
But I think it would be cool to be 6’11” for a few days just to see folks reactions. I have no desire to be shorter.
Posted on 1/28/23 at 3:45 pm to Herman Frisco
quote:
If I take 5’7” can I have a 14” Johnny and be a porn star?
You do know most guys making porn also do gay porn, right?
Johnny Holmes did way more gay porn than straight porn.
Posted on 1/28/23 at 7:31 pm to Between TheHedges
5’7” is mijut , anyone wishing to be 5’7” is shorter than 5’7”
Posted on 1/28/23 at 9:16 pm to Possumslayer
quote:
5’7” is mijut , anyone wishing to be 5’7” is shorter than 5’7”
Dammit possum, do the hip waders for the goats not fit everybody?
Posted on 1/30/23 at 7:43 am to Clark14
Lmao
Posted on 2/6/23 at 11:52 am to blue_morrison
quote:You can always find something in the women's section.
5-7. Clothes are easier to find.
Posted on 2/10/23 at 12:37 pm to Between TheHedges
I have a son who is 6’10”. You wouldn’t believe the number of little guys who try to pick a fight with him. Big mistake for them. He usually has at least 2” arm length on them and from his shoulder is right into their head.
This post was edited on 2/10/23 at 12:42 pm
Posted on 2/11/23 at 11:10 am to Between TheHedges
I’m 6’6 and I already hit my head on everything
6’11 would suck
6’11 would suck
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