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re: To my fair-skinned posters and postettes..........
Posted on 8/15/13 at 2:18 am to CtotheVrzrbck
Posted on 8/15/13 at 2:18 am to CtotheVrzrbck
Hockey NEEDS to start back up again soon.
Posted on 8/15/13 at 2:20 am to TbirdSpur2010
Thanks for the idea to whiteout a passed out black guys face.
Posted on 8/15/13 at 2:23 am to 870Hog


Hope he's chubby or you have your track shoes on

Posted on 8/15/13 at 2:45 am to TbirdSpur2010
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Being knocked out where you stand by said "canvas"


Posted on 8/15/13 at 6:08 am to TbirdSpur2010
From a Cracka to the HNIC...you da man T-Bird!!! 

Posted on 8/15/13 at 6:52 am to TbirdSpur2010
Your "new coworker" is either retarded or wants to do more than "doodle" with you.
Good luck with that.
Good luck with that.
Posted on 8/15/13 at 7:42 am to stat19
Black or white if you are drinking and pass out you are fair game. If they were doing it while you were sober I think you are now their cubicle bitch. Watchout for your cornhole, man.
Posted on 8/15/13 at 8:38 am to stat19
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Your "new coworker" is either retarded or wants to do more than "doodle" with you.
Good luck with that.

He's a strange bird, put it that way

Posted on 8/15/13 at 8:40 am to TbirdSpur2010
I would have hit the fricker. Your a nice person 

Posted on 8/15/13 at 8:45 am to TbirdSpur2010
Did the marker show up? I'm now a little curious
This post was edited on 8/15/13 at 8:47 am
Posted on 8/15/13 at 9:03 am to TbirdSpur2010
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you ever get the urge to, shall we say, "doodle," upon a black person with a black marker just to see if it will show up or blend in (like my new coworker here just did),
Please tell me you're making this up. People are terrible.
Posted on 8/15/13 at 9:22 am to TbirdSpur2010
My grandmother was interviewing a black woman for a position in her home nursing service (business was home-based as well). This was in Birmingham in 1972.
My older brother is 4 at the time, walks up to the woman and pees on her leg. The woman, by all accounts, was extremely gracious, laughing and saying "he just wanted to see if that black would wash off!" I think my brother was just being an a-hole and she should have slapped the shite out of him. If you knew my older brother you would know that:
A. He was very capable of being an a-hole at 4 years of age.
B. He does not suffer from a shortage of having the shite slapped out of him.
She got the job and ended up being a longtime and stellar nurse for my grandmother's business.
My older brother is 4 at the time, walks up to the woman and pees on her leg. The woman, by all accounts, was extremely gracious, laughing and saying "he just wanted to see if that black would wash off!" I think my brother was just being an a-hole and she should have slapped the shite out of him. If you knew my older brother you would know that:
A. He was very capable of being an a-hole at 4 years of age.
B. He does not suffer from a shortage of having the shite slapped out of him.
She got the job and ended up being a longtime and stellar nurse for my grandmother's business.
Posted on 8/15/13 at 9:30 am to GenesChin
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Did the marker show up? I'm now a little curious
Well, let's just say the marker's darkness>>>>>my own, this time

FinleyStreet, I swear I'm not making it up. Still have the little black stripe on the back of my hand where I tried to wash it off

And damn, that's crazy about your brother, FES

Posted on 8/15/13 at 4:52 pm to wmr
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The meanest thing I ever did to a black co-worker
was made him ride in the bed of my truck to the shop in the freezing rain. I just had my truck detailed and he wasn't getting in it covered in grease and diesel.
ETA I take that back. It was the time I shot at one and peppered him with my 12 gauge because I tried to stop him on a tractor and he drove straight by me after looking dead at me. He stopped then

To be fair, I would have done it to a white person also he just happened to be black. We once fired a white guy for doing a donut in a farm truck..made him walk 20 miles back to the shop.
This post was edited on 8/15/13 at 4:58 pm
Posted on 8/15/13 at 10:29 pm to deltaland
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If you ever get the urge to, shall we say, "doodle," upon a black person with a black marker
Just hope A&M doesn't lose to Bama next month in College Station. Anybody passing out in fast food restaurants after the game are subject to experience Alabama fans' version of doodling. A black marker, or any other color, would be preferred.

Posted on 8/15/13 at 10:46 pm to TbirdSpur2010
I'd draw on you. I'm a true friend. I haven't drawn on my friends before, but I don't want you to be left out.
Posted on 8/15/13 at 10:48 pm to PepaSpray
Canvas,
Is your retard coworker from Missouri?
Are "your momma's so black" joke acceptable?
Is your retard coworker from Missouri?
Are "your momma's so black" joke acceptable?
Posted on 8/15/13 at 10:50 pm to TbirdSpur2010
holy crap I'm glad I saw this thread
I'm gonna go return these markers
I'm gonna go return these markers
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