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re: To my fair-skinned posters and postettes..........

Posted on 8/16/13 at 1:00 am to
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 8/16/13 at 1:00 am to


Usually people don't frick with me because I look scarier than I am IRL. My voice usually breaks the illusion

The stooge in question has been giving me a particularly wide berth tonight, though
Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
139840 posts
Posted on 8/16/13 at 1:03 am to
In all seriousness what rank was DaVincci?
Posted by oR33Do
Tuscaloosa
Member since Oct 2012
13561 posts
Posted on 8/16/13 at 1:06 am to
quote:

Judo doesn't help unless he attacks you though. If you attacked I would probably store your first throw a Yuko or Ipon. But the Ipon only if back landed flat.


If I attacked first it would involve me going to my vehicle and either pulling out my Beretta or my boa staff, I don't see the point in trying to do fisticuffs with someone.

But I have never done either, nor would I ever want to, honestly. Most people are easily intimidated by my height and size before they ever know me any way. I don't intend on it being like that, it just kind of happens.

Posted by oR33Do
Tuscaloosa
Member since Oct 2012
13561 posts
Posted on 8/16/13 at 1:08 am to
Get your sharpie out and write some random notes for him and leave them around his area. Like some thinly veiled threats. He will probally leave you alone.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 8/16/13 at 1:13 am to
idk
Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
139840 posts
Posted on 8/16/13 at 1:15 am to
Ok so you're telling me you couldn't file a report to make this clown end up loading rubber dog shite on cargo planes in the Alluetians?
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 8/16/13 at 1:17 am to
quote:


Ok so you're telling me you couldn't file a report to make this clown end up loading rubber dog shite on cargo planes in the Alluetians?


Sorry, I brain farted--posted a facebook response on here

The dude's a Senior Airman. He should know better, but honestly I just don't care enough to make a stink about it.
Posted by MrTide33
Member since Nov 2012
4351 posts
Posted on 8/16/13 at 1:38 am to
quote:

We are not canvasses


What do surveys have to do with being drawn on?
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 8/16/13 at 1:45 am to
Well played
Posted by Nortizzle
Posibarner™ Captain
Member since Nov 2006
23170 posts
Posted on 8/16/13 at 1:50 am to
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 8/16/13 at 1:58 am to
Backstory?
Posted by Nortizzle
Posibarner™ Captain
Member since Nov 2006
23170 posts
Posted on 8/16/13 at 2:05 am to
I googled black guy sharpie, and it popped up.


















Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 8/16/13 at 2:07 am to
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 8/16/13 at 6:13 am to
Glad that idiot isn't from Missouri. We're better than that.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 8/16/13 at 6:20 am to
The Texan Embassy is pleased to report continued peaceable relations with the locals
Posted by trickydick12
college station
Member since Sep 2012
1671 posts
Posted on 8/16/13 at 11:42 am to
whelp "you can try all you want, but you can't fix stupid!"
Posted by GTHTSUN
Team Jacktown
Member since Sep 2012
1646 posts
Posted on 8/16/13 at 12:02 pm to
Has anyone said "pics or it didn't happen" yet?

If not.....

Pics or it didn't fricking happen!!!
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 8/16/13 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

If you ever get the urge to, shall we say, "doodle," upon a black person with a black marker just to see if it will show up or blend in (like my new coworker here just did), please don't. We are not canvasses, and the results will be either:

a.) Being knocked out where you stand by said "canvas"

or, if you're lucky,

b.) Being pointed out and laughed at, mocked, and ridiculed by every sane person in three counties when they find out what you did.

This has been a PSA from your friendly neighborhood HNIC. Y'all have a great night


You really got upset by that? I think it is hilarious!
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 8/16/13 at 12:55 pm to
quote:

He caught me in a good mood, so I cut the kid a break He's just an idiot, not malicious or anything. I was more shocked as hell that not only did that thought cross his mind, but he thought it'd be a good idea to act on it He either has giant balls or is too stupid to protect his own self



He must really feel comfortable around you to have tried that. I am sitting in my office cracking up thinking about it!
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