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SEC Porn searches by state.
Posted on 3/13/13 at 11:11 am
Posted on 3/13/13 at 11:11 am
Kentucky. 
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Kentucky:
1. free gay porn
2. college
3. teen
4. milf
5. amateur
6. massage
7. hentai
I had no idea what this was and I was nervous to even Google it because I thought I might go to jail. But according to Wikipedia, hentai is sexually explicit comics. Which might be the most depressing legal pornography I've ever heard of. Seriously, women, could you really date a man who read porno comics? Isn't this infinitely worse than finding regular porn? And are there any women who read porno comics?
8. lesbian
9. straight
Searching for straight porn is another sign that you might be gay.
10. bbw
I had no idea what this was either. It's an acronym for big beautiful women.
LINK - OKTC
Kentucky:
1. free gay porn
2. college
3. teen
4. milf
5. amateur
6. massage
7. hentai
I had no idea what this was and I was nervous to even Google it because I thought I might go to jail. But according to Wikipedia, hentai is sexually explicit comics. Which might be the most depressing legal pornography I've ever heard of. Seriously, women, could you really date a man who read porno comics? Isn't this infinitely worse than finding regular porn? And are there any women who read porno comics?
8. lesbian
9. straight
Searching for straight porn is another sign that you might be gay.
10. bbw
I had no idea what this was either. It's an acronym for big beautiful women.
This post was edited on 3/13/13 at 11:14 am
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Posted on 3/13/13 at 11:13 am to Mizzeaux
SMH at Mississippi
I can't believe POV slipped so far down the list.
I can't believe POV slipped so far down the list.
Posted on 3/13/13 at 11:14 am to Mizzeaux
Mizzou's #1 is Teen.
You pedo motherfrickers.
You pedo motherfrickers.
Posted on 3/13/13 at 11:16 am to BluegrassBelle
18 and 19 are still teens, damnit.
Posted on 3/13/13 at 11:17 am to Mizzeaux
you sec folk like the ebony apparently.
Posted on 3/13/13 at 11:18 am to Mizzeaux
Likely story.
Posted on 3/13/13 at 11:19 am to DMagic
ebony? tha fack.
Is that white dude checking out some burnt, or do the brothas just watch more porn than I thought?
Is that white dude checking out some burnt, or do the brothas just watch more porn than I thought?
Posted on 3/13/13 at 11:20 am to Mizzeaux
rednecks love some black chicks but they don't admit it.
Posted on 3/13/13 at 11:21 am to 3nOut
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you sec folk like the ebony apparently.
Big population down south. Surprised there isn't more searches for Mexican Wrestling Porn in Tejas.
ETA: also explains the BBW in our more obese states.
Apparently guys like searching for porn that looks like their wife.
This post was edited on 3/13/13 at 11:23 am
Posted on 3/13/13 at 11:24 am to K9
EVERY dude watches porn. It's inevitable.
Posted on 3/13/13 at 11:25 am to DMagic
da truf.
Posted on 3/13/13 at 11:26 am to Mizzeaux
No. There's a lot of chubby chasing dudes of every ethnicity
Posted on 3/13/13 at 11:26 am to Mizzeaux
Posted on 3/13/13 at 11:28 am to DMagic
I mean states with more obese people tend to search for more BBW. Although, the black dude/fat joke you thought I made was actually funnier.
Posted on 3/13/13 at 11:29 am to Mizzeaux
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Texas:
1. teen
Both of the SEC's expansion candidates top porn searches are for teens. Big 12 influence?
2. milf
3. creampie
Not sure why, but #3 makes me laugh.
And hey ... Kentucky has its share of teen searches too.
Posted on 3/13/13 at 11:30 am to Mizzeaux
quote:
Big population down south. Surprised there isn't more searches for Mexican Wrestling Porn in Tejas.
Random as shite.
Posted on 3/13/13 at 11:31 am to K9
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Is that white dude checking out some burnt, or do the brothas just watch more porn than I thought?
Both
And I'm surprised by your lack of knowledge about the definition of hentai and bbw, OP. Then again, I consider myself somewhat of a connoisseur of adult artistic material
Posted on 3/13/13 at 11:32 am to TbirdSpur2010
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And I'm surprised by your lack of knowledge about the definition of hentai and bbw, OP.
Those were direct quotes from the source.
Posted on 3/13/13 at 11:32 am to EKG
I meant latina porn. Surprised it didn't show up in Texas' results. I added the wrestling for comedic effect.
Posted on 3/13/13 at 11:33 am to Mizzeaux
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8. lesbian
Impossible to believe. Lexington is #1 or #2 in the USA for lesbians per capita. Many of whom are lipsticks and not bulls so they are also extremely hot looking. Louisville has a big lesbian population but they are more bull than lipstick.
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