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re: SEC Porn searches by state.

Posted on 3/13/13 at 7:18 pm to
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 3/13/13 at 7:18 pm to
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Hentai is some weird shite.


I used to have a friend, who seemed totally normal, father is a Minister .

I used to go drinking with this guy, some mutual friends, and his now ex wife. He didn't have a real high alcohol tolerance. So one night after he passed out, his wife, me and another girl ended up drinking on my patio. Anyway, somehow the conversation got steered to sex (Yeah, it always "somehow" gets steered that way), and his wife revealed how he "Never wants to have sex" and when they did have sex, he "was distracted", and she was unsatisfied. Then she revealed he was into Hentai porn, LIKE A LOT.


Never was able to look at him the same again, and we haven't spoken for a few years.


His wife also revealed that she had cheated on him, many times, with many different people, including once with his younger brother, THE NIGHT BEFORE THEY WERE MARRIED.


They divorced and a month after it was final, we found out she was pregnant with another dude's kid.


This post was edited on 3/13/13 at 7:20 pm
Posted by undecided
Member since May 2012
15492 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 8:58 pm to
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This is a good, wholesome, AMERICAN list. The rest of you are some freaks Kentucky?

Best post of the thread

I saw this earlier on twitter and started to post just for the absurdity that is Clay Travis but I was scarred I would get the banage
Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 10:01 pm to
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I call bullshite. Mississippi should rank grannie porn pretty high and it is not even on the list b



I figured it would be "Brother on Sister" or "Beastiality Untamed"
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103095 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 10:29 pm to
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SMH at Mississippi


This.


I took solice in the fact that bestiality was absent from the list so that disproves the stereotypes of state fans.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103095 posts
Posted on 3/13/13 at 10:33 pm to
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rednecks love some black chicks but they don't admit it.


I found it odd how many "ebony" was 1st place considering how so many people are always like they don't find black women attractive.


Of course, your statement is correct as even way back in the slave days many plantation owners were said to have affairs with slave women secretly.
Posted by RandyVandy
Member since Nov 2011
954 posts
Posted on 3/14/13 at 2:04 am to
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Of course, your statement is correct as even way back in the slave days many plantation owners were said to have affairs with slave women openly and provide their children benefits not accorded to other slaves.


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