re: Science/Physics Question

This would also be a great LSU Freek gif/movie. Make it happen!

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Not if we go carpet bombing style on them

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You've put way too much thought into this. Lordy I hope there are videos.

You are going to end up killing someone.

How about a helicopter instead of a plane?

As someone who has chunked thousands of tons of crap from the sky, you won't hit shite from 3k feet.

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As someone who has chunked thousands of tons of crap from the sky, you won't hit shite from 3k feet.

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Not true...they will hit something...just not what they are aiming at.

We thought about that but we have access to the proper plane at only the cost of fuel and time.


The helicopter would be much easier to use, but we have no shot at finding one.

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We thought about that but we have access to the proper plane at only the cost of fuel and time.


The helicopter would be much easier to use, but we have no shot at finding one.

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The solution...multiple piss passes. The more times you try, the closer you will get...you may even get lucky and hit it. Stranger things have happened.

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One small step for DirtyDawg... One giant leap for the SECOT.

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After we test the bombing run we're thinking of looking for a crop duster plane to fill up with piss to do an actual piss drop on a local UGA house

Piss Duster sounds like the best solution as you can fly low and it will actually hit it. At great height the windage and parabolic drop correction would make it unlikely to achieve a hit, much less a direct hit.

Step 1 : Calculate is the minimum height at which your piss bomb can reach maximum acceleration due to gravity. If you figure your min height it probably greatly increases the odds of an actual hit.

Step 2 : Determine the best airborne delivery system to reduce the targeting errors due to forward acceleration. The balloon may be the best option but untethered you are at the mercy of the wind and it may not blow you over your desired target. If you can get a low cost drone that can hover (with camera to film) and carry say a 5 to 10 pound payload then you may have the best solution.

Step 3 : (For the chemistry minded) Urine contains water and water is a liquid, fluid, and solid depending on temperature. While liquid urine may look cool as "splash" at the point of impact, frozen urine will probably be a more effective "penetration" effect.



While you seem infatuated with piss terror from above, have you considered going medieval on their arse and constructing a land based trebuchet as a possible solution?

Which a much lower cost (especially if you can build it yourself with scrap materials) and lower footprint (launching a 5 - 10 lb weight could be done with a smaller version then the one required to launch say, autos or livestock) this may be your best bang for the buck as you could launch both liquid and solid materials the same way artillery can fire HE or AP based on desired effect. As an added bonus, you would own the trebuchet so it could be disassembled and used at a later time for a different event (like launching "piss ballots" at a future tailgate).



Since this is a science project please use proper construction techniques and make sure your math is checked multiple time to insure proper safety. This can be fun but no true tech worth their salt wants to win a Darwin Award.