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Posted on 4/2/15 at 5:51 pm to Roger Klarvin
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My wife says all she remembers about the hotel room that night is the color of the headboard
Job well done
All I remember is trying not to wreck the car on the 10 minute drive from the Tower of the Americas to the hotel because the bride got handsy.
Posted on 4/2/15 at 5:51 pm to Vols&Shaft83
The Nazi part pretty much covers that.
Posted on 4/2/15 at 5:53 pm to genro
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In my AMA, Klarvin tried to insult me by saying my wife had slept with eight men in her life before she married me. Eight. Eight, over a lifetime, is apparently just off the wall whorish. Eight.
Now is 8 the number she gave you?
Posted on 4/2/15 at 5:53 pm to Vols&Shaft83
She didn't. I didn't bring it up.
Posted on 4/2/15 at 5:54 pm to Rebelgator
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The Nazi part pretty much covers that.
Well then frick that guy.
Posted on 4/2/15 at 5:55 pm to Vols&Shaft83
No, I'm not a Nazi fricker.
You can though.
You can though.
Posted on 4/2/15 at 5:56 pm to Rebelgator
I mean, to hell with that guy. Not literally "frick that guy".
Posted on 4/2/15 at 5:57 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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All I remember is trying not to wreck the car on the 10 minute drive from the Tower of the Americas to the hotel because the bride got handsy.
Posted on 4/2/15 at 5:58 pm to Vols&Shaft83
It's okay, we know you're into fricking Nazi guys. We still accept you for who you are. This is a safe place.
Posted on 4/2/15 at 5:58 pm to genro
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In my AMA, Klarvin tried to insult me by saying my wife had slept with eight men in her life before she married me. Eight. Eight, over a lifetime, is apparently just off the wall whorish. Eight.
Plot twist: It was 8 black dudes
Sorry bro
Posted on 4/2/15 at 6:01 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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All I remember is trying not to wreck the car on the 10 minute drive from the Tower of the Americas to the hotel because the bride got handsy.
I tried to get a handy on the way from Angelo to San Antonio but she slept all the way till we got to 1604.
Posted on 4/2/15 at 6:02 pm to 3nOut
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I tried to get a handy on the way from Angelo to San Antonio but she slept all the way till we got to 1604.
Damn, trip's about over at that point
Posted on 4/2/15 at 6:03 pm to Roger Klarvin
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I hope nobody here holds it against me if he ends up wooing one of your daughters someday.
As long as they wait til they are married!!!!!!!!
Posted on 4/2/15 at 6:06 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Yeah. Return trip was better. I10 between SA and El Paso was made for car debauchery. You don't really have to pay attention. Just keep it kinda straight.
Posted on 4/2/15 at 6:08 pm to TeLeFaWx
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As long as they wait til they are married!!!!
Zing.
Posted on 4/2/15 at 6:10 pm to genro
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AT THE SAME TIME
That's a tad whorish
Posted on 4/2/15 at 6:13 pm to Vols&Shaft83
That's racist. I bet you wouldn't feel the same if it was 8 white guys at the same time.
This post was edited on 4/2/15 at 6:14 pm
Posted on 4/2/15 at 6:14 pm to 3nOut
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I10 between SA and El Paso
Godforsaken stretch of pavement.
Perfect for adult activities
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