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re: Over/under 1.5 posters on this board waiting/waited until marraige for sex?

Posted on 4/2/15 at 6:17 pm to
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 4/2/15 at 6:17 pm to
It's a little pretty from Fort Stocton to Van Horn.... But after that back to road head.
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 4/2/15 at 6:18 pm to
No Jesus today for me. Buddha putting in some work though. Weird multi arm guy didn't show up but I can't blame him until if figure out his name.
This post was edited on 4/2/15 at 6:19 pm
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 4/2/15 at 6:19 pm to
quote:

I bet you wouldn't feel the same if it was 8 white guys at the same time.




That's absurd. 8 dicks of any kind at once is just too many
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 4/2/15 at 6:21 pm to
Honestly that takes incredible talent. Dicks one through five are obvious, but where do 6, 7, and 8 go? An extra one in the mouth and one in each armpit? That shite is impressive.
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 4/2/15 at 6:22 pm to
Double down in certain areas
Posted by Roger Klarvin
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Posted on 4/2/15 at 6:22 pm to
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AT THE SAME TIME


When you guys have sex, do you just crawl in and massage the walls?
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28951 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 6:24 pm to
quote:


That's absurd. 8 dicks of any kind at once is just too many



I tried to make a joke about white guys and black guys and dick size in here, but I just couldn't find it.

So I'll just say AggieBelle doesn't like the BBC and shut up caftan.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 4/2/15 at 6:25 pm to
When in doubt, shut up catfan
Posted by genro
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Posted on 4/2/15 at 6:29 pm to
Let me tell you something Klarvin. The legit entry, not this massaging around shite, the legit entry... should be a perfect cataclysm of PAIN and PLEASURE for her. Where YES and NO meet and come out at the same time. Then you ease her into it, or pin her back and make her take it depending on your mood.

It's a complex mix of dick length/girth, pussy depth/width/arrangement, and chemistry. If you can find the perfect match it will stay that way even after 20 sessions over 3 straight days breaking her in. That's who you marry.
This post was edited on 4/2/15 at 6:41 pm
Posted by Roger Klarvin
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Member since Nov 2012
46511 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 6:31 pm to
quote:

Let me tell you something Klarvin. The legit entry, not this massaging around shite, the legit entry... should be a perfect cataclysm of PAIN and PLEASURE for her. Where YES and NO meet and come out at the same time. Then you ease her into it, or pin her back and make her take it depending on your mood.

It's a complex mix of dick size/girth, pussy size/girth, and chemistry. If you can find the perfect match it will stay that way even after 20 sessions over 3 straight days breaking her in. That's who you marry.


I'm pretty sure you just described a mild case of rape
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 4/2/15 at 6:32 pm to
Make her take it

Sounds like rape and not that bullshite age difference rape
This post was edited on 4/2/15 at 6:33 pm
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 6:37 pm to
It's not rape. Ease back out and she'll pout and ask why.

Also, she's in love with you, she wants it, you just did foreplay and her pussy is dripping wet. I thought that was a given.
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 4/2/15 at 6:41 pm to
You are scarin me
Posted by Roger Klarvin
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Member since Nov 2012
46511 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 6:42 pm to
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29179 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 6:52 pm to
quote:

Let me tell you something Klarvin. The legit entry, not this massaging around shite, the legit entry... should be a perfect cataclysm of PAIN and PLEASURE for her. Where YES and NO meet and come out at the same time. Then you ease her into it, or pin her back and make her take it depending on your mood.

It's a complex mix of dick length/girth, pussy depth/width/arrangement, and chemistry. If you can find the perfect match it will stay that way even after 20 sessions over 3 straight days breaking her in. That's who you marry.



Is this what that 50 Shades of Grey Stuff is all about? Sign me up.
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