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Off season - Alabama woman stabs two at wedding reception; man hit in head with beercan

Posted on 7/11/19 at 4:30 pm
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
24445 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 4:30 pm


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A wedding reception turned violent Saturday when an intoxicated woman stabbed two men during a backyard brawl in Lake View, according to police.

Jennifer Lee Hankins, 34, was charged with second-degree assault after witnesses told police she stabbed two men at the wedding reception on Michelle Drive.

One of the victims had asked Hankins, her boyfriend and children to leave after the boyfriend broke a $400 fan the hosts had borrowed for the reception Saturday, according to Lake View Police.

They were pulling away in their truck, witnesses told police, when Hankins jumped out of the vehicle and returned to the party with a knife.

One witness said she saw Hankins walk past, brandishing a knife, saying she "was taking a [expletive] beer for the road."

The witness' husband grabbed the knife from Hankins' hand and threw it over the backyard fence, police said, demanding that she "get the [expletive] out." He then pushed their truck while telling her to "just leave," the officer said.

Hankins' boyfriend jumped from the truck and yelled "Get your hands off my girl," witnesses told police, and taunted him to step off the property so they could fight.

The victim grabbed a beer can and threw it at Hankins' boyfriend, striking him in the forehead. While the men were fighting, Hankins grabbed another knife and stabbed the victim in the back, according to the police report. The blade went all the way into his back, the report said, to the handle.


The victim's wife yelled "She just stabbed my husband!" before the men at the reception tackled Hankins and disarmed her. During the struggle, witnesses said, she stabbed another man in the neck and mouth, perforating his upper lip and puncturing his gums. The report said Hankins was trying to cut his throat, but he "recoiled from the blade, causing the attempt at his throat to cut the side of his neck instead."

"Had offender contacted where she was aiming, offender would have severed [his] jugular vein, causing a fatal injury," the report said. "Had offender's stab to [the first victim's] back been positioned differently, it would have struck [his] lung and heart, spine and other vital arteries or veins, causing a fatal injury."

Hankins, who lives in Cullman, was arrested Saturday and charged with two counts of second-degree assault. She was released from the Tuscaloosa County Jail on Sunday after posting $5,000 bond.





This post was edited on 7/11/19 at 4:41 pm
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
Member since Aug 2010
48871 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 4:32 pm to
Roll tide.
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
34850 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 4:33 pm to
Seems more like an in-season thread
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
16626 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 4:33 pm to
Inmate #4416
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
41081 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 4:33 pm to
No Roll Tide? No War Eagle? No Bama or Auburn t-shirt?
This thread has bought a one way ticket to the OT.
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
24445 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 4:33 pm to
quote:

Seems more like an in-season thread




Nope. No one died.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35928 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 4:35 pm to
Is this where I berate OP, have a mental breakdown, and spam the anchor button?
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
24445 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 4:35 pm to
quote:

Hankins, who lives in Cullman, was arrested Saturday and charged with two counts of second-degree assault. She was released from the Tuscaloosa County Jail on Sunday after posting $5,000 bond.


Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
24445 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 4:37 pm to
Careful Willy. Your vag is showing.
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
41081 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 4:37 pm to
quote:

She was released from the Tuscaloosa County Jail on Sunday after posting $5,000 bond.


OK I'll give it a 50-50 chance with it being mid-July.
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42604 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 4:37 pm to
Holy hell. That's old school redneck.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 4:38 pm to
quote:

Hankins, who lives in Cullman



There it is
Posted by MeatPants
Member since Nov 2015
8853 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 4:42 pm to
Im guessing those were in the vows.

Two stabbed relatives
and a partridge in a pear tree
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71041 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 4:43 pm to
Never knew Amy Schumer was roll tide
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35928 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 4:47 pm to
quote:

Careful Willy. Your vag is showing.

He could at least mask his attention whoring somewhat. Now he’s giving free handjobs behind the Waffle House for anyone who laughs at his 44-16 jokes. ETA - this also would’ve been more original had someone not already made a 44 days until kickoff thread earlier, but naturally he must ride someone else’s dick.

It’s a bad troll attempt. Call it what it is.

No that's random and not funny. Again you've lost your ability to be funny. Even when 44-16 was fresh and new, I could admit when your content was creative and witty. Now it reeks of someone trying too hard.

Telling someone they lost their ability to be creative or funny doesn't mean you're rustled. I'm trying to offer the guy constructive criticism.

You seem struggling to maintain attention. I'm sorry most don't even bother opening your shite anymore. You should be thankful for me.

I'd like to apologize to the forum for my misstatement - WillyTaylor21 has never been funny or creative. I am sorry.


- AngryHatMan21
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 4:48 pm to
Could you two just knock boots and get all this sexual tension out?

Posted by John Milner
Member since Jan 2015
6448 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 4:54 pm to
she's an ugly bitch but I wouldn't tell her that to her face
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35928 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 4:54 pm to
quote:

Could you two just knock boots and get all this sexual tension out?

He's far too fragile.
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
24445 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 4:55 pm to
Dude already said he “comes for me” earlier. I’m considering a restraining order.

ETA - no anchor here. Stay on topic or frick off Wily.
This post was edited on 7/11/19 at 5:00 pm
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 7/11/19 at 5:14 pm to
Hell yeah. That’s how we get down.
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