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Millenial wedding

Posted on 11/1/16 at 9:36 am
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 9:36 am
So wifey and I go to a wedding of my sons best friend since he was 4 Whole series of odd things occurred, but I suppose its their wedding.

1. Groom and groomsmen wear converse chuck taylors with their black formal tuxes.
2. Maids of honor wear purple and silver sequened tinkerbell style "gowns". (Sorry no pics. my mistake.)
3. Music played while seating mothers etc... theme from Jurrasic Park

4. Music played on bridal entrance...theme from Frozen

5. Music played at wedding exit...theme from Star Wars

"Reverend" is some tatted up lesbo that apparently came with the bridal package that read some non-sensical non religious goop that did not mention GOD once.

I guess people can do whatever, but this seemed more like a costume party than a wedding!
Posted by Crowknowsbest
Member since May 2012
25875 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 9:45 am to
Sounds like your son's friend (or his wife) is a hipster. Not a particularly religious or traditionalist crowd.

Their wedding, their call.
This post was edited on 11/1/16 at 9:52 am
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
60453 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 9:46 am to
quote:

I guess people can do whatever, but this seemed more like a costume party than a wedding!

Sounds like they had fun.
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
22844 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 9:51 am to
How dare they not mention GOD
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 10:23 am to
quote:

I guess people can do whatever


Yet you're up in here mad about it, huh?

quote:

"Reverend" is some tatted up lesbo that apparently came with the bridal package that read some non-sensical non religious goop that did not mention GOD once.


They don't sound like a religious couple. It'd be sacrilege (and silly) for them to crowbar religion in for no reason.

I say this as a Christian myself, btw.

Honestly the wedding sounded pretty fun overall.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 10:34 am to
Nobody said I was mad. I just thought it odd.
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
60453 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 10:38 am to
At the very least, it sounded like you weren't happy about it.
Posted by Chazzy McRamzee
Member since Jun 2014
2681 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 10:46 am to
Show me on the doll where the sacrilegious wedding touched you.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 10:57 am to
You sounded....irked
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 11:06 am to
quote:

wifey
Opinion no longer matters
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 11:28 am to
I like non-traditional weddings. I also like to go to divorce celebrations where the couple is formally breaking ties in an amicable manner.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67052 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 11:42 am to
Sounds fun. Wedding party did the tennis shoe thing for my wedding. It was a great call. Our feet thanked us after hours on the dance floor.
This post was edited on 11/1/16 at 11:43 am
Posted by TheRodFather
Member since Sep 2014
619 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 1:23 pm to
Stuck in an infantile mental state, define themselves by the media they consume, and desperately tries to appear whacky and quirky which is mistaken as fun. Definitely sounds like a millennial.
Posted by Numberwang
Bike City, USA
Member since Feb 2012
13163 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 1:31 pm to
Oh my, their "wedding" sounds so different and kitschy. Tattoos and a lesbian?? How original!!!!

Surely nobody bragged about the uniqueness on social media sites.

Today, if you want to be a rebel, you have zero tattoos, no piercings, get married young and go to church.

The funniest thing about hipsters is that they all look the same. Conformity happens.

"Hipsters" were wearing chunky black-rimmed glasses in the mid 90s. It's all recycled crap.
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70898 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 1:32 pm to
I bet you're a hit at parties
Posted by Numberwang
Bike City, USA
Member since Feb 2012
13163 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

Nobody said I was mad. I just thought it odd.


They got a reaction from somebody!!!

That's their goal.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

I also like to go to divorce celebrations


I didn't know that was a thing.
Posted by VagueMessage
Fayetteville, AR
Member since Jun 2013
3902 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 3:31 pm to
It's spelled Millennial. Two L's, two N's. We Millennials definitely have a knack for trying too hard to be cutesy and original in everything we do, and we seem to suffer from major identity crises. We're highly entitled and we lack a true disaster or challenge in our times to give us perspective on how life hard has been for others. It's all very irritating to watch.

That said, we've done some things right, and as the majority of the generation reaches their 30's and matures a bit, I think we'll start to make up for our childish shortcomings in our teens and twenties. I mean, look at Generation X. They were the "slacker" generation - sort of a watered down precursor to everything annoying the Millennials do. The baby boomers? They invented hippies - a subculture that goes toe-to-toe with hipsters for annoying tendencies. The baby boomers were fine when they started losing hair and realized that making drum circles and living in communes wasn't the answer. Generation X was fine when they realized they weren't going to be Nirvana and maybe they should get a real job. The Millennials are going to be fine when they realize they can't go about living their whole lives as giant children, and that there are bigger things to worry about that someone getting offended on the Internet on the behalf of someone else's trivial plight.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65494 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 4:12 pm to
But was there an open bar?

Only thing i would have cared about.
Posted by blacknblu
Member since Nov 2011
10276 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 4:22 pm to
And they'll use the same lawyers their parents used to get divorced.
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